/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

you failed your own rule, bub

To anyone looking to join PC GTAG. Please post your name here after you've applied to join through socialclub.

I will only accept people that i can ctrl+f in this thread.

It's a curse.

You brought it upon yourself for requiring attention all the fucking time you retard.

>attracting the attention of anti social low functioning autistics

it's very much a curse

that dude on the left has fucking anime eyes

I hope I never find out.

link

a hacker gave me ~200k yesterday around 16 hours ago
any clue how long it'll be until rockstar comes for me? i don't want to submit a ticket and lose the money, but getting banned would be worse. i haven't deposited it in my bank account yet. i feel like because it's not infinite billions they might not even come for me, but i don't know that for sure.

that's literally 1 days in game missions worth. spend on car

Well, implying i would make it anyway.

I'm not null, just some lit who who sees the rise and falls of gtag friendos.

in the archive somewhere.

so you're saying if i liquidate the assets they won't know?

Whos the internet cleb?

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Probably not Jay.

I dont get it.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY (YOU)'S>>>????

What does TT stand for guys?
Time Trial?

Name a better meme car.

Protip: You can't.

Can't wait for the R* DeLuxo edition.

tiny teddies

It stands for "Two T's".
Those two T's stand for Triple T, which obviously stands for TheToastType.

i ate them

Who is Annie and why did that one user have nudes of her?

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that's not annie

youtu.be/OuvUgaLxemg

youtube.com/watch?v=ePpPVE-GGJw

>tfw you never post racing videos because the k-pop played in the background brings shame upon your family
Also, Team Dubu and Mina. Sana and Momo can go fly a kite.

>the Deluxo is added
>but it's a Special Vehicle
>it's slow as balls but at top speed, holding the action button will engage "warp mode" for the ability to phase through other vehiches/players for a few seconds with a massive nitro boost and an A E S T H E T I C filter on the screen
>$8,800,000, with a discount unlocked through a mission involving traveling to North Yankton

Would you?

That could be the DeLuxo Custom. Could have a regular one and a Custom one that does that. And yeah its gotta be slow as fuck with the handling of a boat, that's the whole charm of it.

This modded DeLorean is faster than a fucking Elegy for some reason.

gta 4 have better handling than 5

>momo hater

Enough.
Momo a cute

This is objectively wrong.

Post great looking cars you'll never own because they're too expensive for how shit they are performance wise:

-Tampa
-Nightblade
-Seven70
-Tyrus

-Verlierer

>Someone stole all my stuff in the office
Alright which one of you memers did this?

OKay I GOTTA DUDE my point right now because I'm lowkey REEEEEEEEEEEing.

So, up until last night, I've only had staff upgrades at meth and coke businesses.

I bit the dick and bought them equipment upgrades.

TWO FULL SUPPLYS LATER? THEY'RE FULL.

BEFORE EQUIPMENT UPGRADES, I WOULD HAVE TO BUY LIKE 5 SUPPLYS.

HAVE I BEEN LOSING MONEY ALL THIS TIME?

I am not a smart man.

>they're too expensive

Those plus
-Lynx
-Banshee
Sentinel XS

sometimes office clutter fails to load, it'll be there next time you log in

Just sent a request to pc gtag
LiLshmizer

>spends all his time investing in biker businesses claiming it's the best thing ever
>hasn't even broke $30m in crate earnings

Dang they reloaded, I hope the box that is usually here got removed permanently.

Don't you know I'm a lazy person user. It's the best because it's really easy to get money from it by just afking.

>It's the best because it's really easy to get money from it by just afking.
not when you don't have people standing by to sell

>30m in crates

I delivered my 2.2m warehouse the day Import update came out. I haven't touched crates since. I'll post how much I've done but literally fuck that cancer ass work.

>thinking Annie has a problem to get pigs for a sale

I'm sorry Jens

Just ask your gtag crew mates, a lot of them are low level who need rp. I usually help do their sales so they have incentive to help with mines!

WHERE IS THE GTAG SESSIONN?????

We're starting one if you want to help with sales

>vehicle warehouse "earnings"
>crate "earnings"

these reports are rightly inflated by cuckstar right? because they don't state profit by taking the cost of the crates and vehicle mods.

if you sell top end cars only, that's a 20% shave off already, assuming no dings.

if you buy 2 crates at a time to fill a full warehouse that's a 19% cost they left off to give you the illusion that you are making more than you actually are.

MC businesses are the only thing that are pure profit if you steal supplies.

here

it doesn't factor in profit, it's just all the money you've gotten from doing either/or

That's not me but that person is right.

dont mind me, just posting the best looking guy in gtag

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rockstar doesnt ban for people receiving money in game, its not your job to avoid money bags, its theirs. Theres a support post on this issue somewhere.

They can correct your account balance though, spend it.

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Got the everyone left meme on this session and now I just get connection errors when trying to rejoin

mc businesses dont factor in the property tax. for coke its like 9k every in game day as long as the business is active.

unless he has 0$ he's just going to end up losing the money anyway

thats not true. Ive gotten hundreds of millions and never had my balance adjusted. I tend to keep my money low, less than 20 million- r* doesnt mind poor people.

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game
>Kill-on-sight list creators

dodged another list

at least wait until the list is posted, otherwise you look like that one guy who stamps his feet and spams when he loses an argument

Why does Null insist on playing on 2 accounts?!

What's the best MC-Clubhouse to buy?Is it even worth it if I'm doing the I/E-stuff already?

Can i not spawn the schafter lwb v12 from the ceo vehicle menu?

:thinking:

More like her second character on the same account

really makes me :thinking:

JESUS CHRIST CLEAN YOUR ROOM HOLY SHIT

Whoa, and I thought my room is a mess

It has to be the armored one to be spawned from the CEO menu.

t. unarmored LWB V12 owner

it isn't 'schafter lwb v12', you stupid fucking subhuman nigger

there's a schafter, a schafter lwb, and a schafter v12. what you probably have is the schafter v12, because the schafter lwb is what you purchase if you want to spawn it free as a ceo.

get that through your thick head, faggot

>same account
how tf is there going to be 2 different SC account names, sir cuckerson? explain that.

>Laundry basket and boxes on the floor
Invest in shelves.

>collar
confirmed faggot

I bet you're one of those faggots that says "Buzzard Attack Chopper" and "Kuruma (Armored)" instead of just "buzzard" and "kuruma".

i bet you're one of those faggots that still plays around while the rest of the crew is fighting off a chink

Alright thanks for the info

this is was i was thinking, the spawn in for buzzard just says "buzzard" so i figured the v12 would do the trick

worth it? Sure.

The clubhouses are cheap, like 200k, go for it. You can instantly spawn any bike right next to you, and despawn your cars if theyre out (stuff like despawn super, spawn rocket voltic is nice.) Plus you get ten more slots and some missions to launch.

The MC businesses are hardly worth it though. They make good money, but the sell missions are boring as hell, driving nothing but slow vehicles like boxvilles is tedious- its 15 minutes of snore. You are better off having fun or importing a backlog between car sales.

Right now I solo sell and I do biker resupply coke, import car, sell car (75k), sell 1 bar of coke (95k in full lobby). All of its low risk, very little upfront cost and immediate satisfaction.

So the coke business is the most paying one? Is there something like a "best" location thing going for the clubhouses/businesses or does it not matter which one I buy?

cheapest is best because you can do down the dagumi hill with the garbage trucks and boxvillies.

oops wrong webm.

Anyone want to go for:
>Complete all heist setups and finales in order: $1,000,000 bonus (All in Order Challenge).
>Complete all heist setups and finales with the same team: $1,000,000 bonus (Loyalty Challenge).

and optionally:

>Complete all heist setups and finales in first-person mode (PS4, Xbox One and PC only): $100,000 bonus (Another Perspective Challenge).

We're 3/4. Need someone on PC that's willing to stay through all heists from start to finish.

Sure I'll join you guys, just give me a moment to boot up

Alright. Add rectal_rhapsody

Are you part of the gtag crew, or will I have to search you up manually?

looks like someone pinched his cheeks a little too hard