Veeky Forums, why are all trucks shit?

$20k?

You can pick one up with 300,000 for about $5k or less

But yes, they do have a good resale value

Your right man things were so much better when we had 5000lb monsters with 180hp getting 9 miles to the gallon and rolling over if you turn faster than 15mph

>still wouldn't trade it though

>Fuck man. Can anyone just make a good truck?

Isuzu and Mitsubishi. you guys need to get with the times. cab overs with 4 cylinder diesels are the future of the pick up truck.

That shits more expensive than toyotas in america
Not to mention rare

We have those fucking pieces of shit here. I have to use one as a work truck. They're dangerously slow and can't even do the speed limit on the highway. Using 150hp to haul around 10 000lbs is a really bad idea.

You sound like you may be borderline retarded,
or you're just pretending to be for (Human Interaction)s

Look up the new diesle colorado

pig fat disgusting.

4x4
Good power
great mpg
big enough to haul toys n shit
smaller than most other trucks on the market.
do you have a better solution for op?

There is no magic bullet. If you need a truck then buy a fullsize truck.

If you don't need a truck then buy a small truck. It will be a good mix between a car and a truck.

Ford Ranger had all of that

>shitty ford
Not even once
>full size american shit trucks
No thanks.
Lrn2read btw

Mmmk enjoy your toyota tax

so why does Veeky Forums call anything Nissan related scumbag?

>Why are all trucks shit?
They arnt you just happen to have shit taste But that's fine, even morons like you are entitled to their own opinions for some reason.

For the (you)s, same reason most people here shit on vehicles they can't afford/have never driven.

mitsu 6g72 6g74
full time 4x4 with planetary central diff and viscous coupling
electronic lsd with optional r/d lock
irs/ifs with exceptionally good wheel travel
integrated frame

Buy an old truck? New trucks are shit. I bought a new truck once, it was the worst thing I've ever done.

I don't think Mitsu sells tritons/challengers to americucks

Nope. Thank god too theyre fuck ugly.

>form over function
I ain't defending the MQ L200/Triton or anything, but here we see the American pickup enthusiast.

...

Did you know the Ford F-150 is the most popular car among millionaires in America? Really makes you think.

old ones look good

% dont have LSD or lockers
Oh, you're one of those people who thinks trucks are meant to go offroad.

Why don't you just buy and AWD Subaru wagon and a small trailer and call it a day? Sounds like that is more what you are looking for anyway.

Older ones are alright.

2016 gen is korea tier.

Oh im sorry. I didnt know you think shit is acceptable.
>no lsd or locker
>cant haul wood or scrap
>need to buy a trailer to make it haul
No

Buy a truck from before trucks turned to shit you dumb fucker.
Every product in every industry is shit now, we've reached the event horizon of capitalism. The only way to get quality is to buy something old and fix it up.

And when was that?
Oh wait... never

Is the Tundra ever getting a refresh? It's already like 1 million years old now.

One does not just "refresh" perfection

They look better if you change the grill.

No...

>the american pickup enthusiast

Are all yurocucks this retarded? Faggoty ass OP made a thread just to shit on every fucking pickup there is. Hell of an enthusiast.

>The only way to get quality is to buy something old and fix it up.
Old trucks are dogshit though.

t. oldtruckfag

true

>yuro
Implying
>having anything to do with OP
Nice inferiority complex you're displaying though. Keep judging utility on perception though.

OP just can't afford a nice Tacoma

GM trucks come with lockers, also Dodge power wagins come with locers so idk wtf you're talking about

>american
>reliable
Doesnt matter if it has a locker

made me chuckle but this is true

>Nissan
>Scumbag
What the fuck does that even mean?
the rest is just "uhh its shit"
this doesnt even refer to the brand or the truck

>dodge worse than gm

So you know nothing about trucks?

>Get legitimate options presented to you
>Violently rebuke all of them for no other reason besides what I presume is asinine brand hate/loyalty

Get the fuck over yourself

Nissans are poorly made unreliable shit vehicles made for poor scum bags
>legitimate
An unreliable over priced pile of shit isnt legitimate
Try again

Then why didnt you say its a shitty truck? sounds like a bias against nissan than the truck which most people seem to like.

Their Frontier is pretty sweet but convincing you seems like a waste of time

get a diesel Dodge D50 (aka Mitsubishi Mighty Max)

My F-150 with the 6.2L V8 gets horrible MPG but that engine is 100% bulletproof from the factory. Best F-150 engine ever made IMO.

>truck
>pigfat
Just kys for fucks sake

OP is just an insecure nipfag who can't admit the only thing that meets his needs is a murican truck.

All nissans are shitty
Now thats a pile of shit.
I am currently driving a 97 F150. Its bot worth change in my pockets
Recommend a good american truck then

American trucks are literally the best trucks. Anyone who argues this is just retarded. America is all about trucks, therefore they pretty much have the best shit, just how Japs are good at Econo boxes, Germans are good at luxury, and Italians are "good" at super cars.

>Now thats a pile of shit.
>mighty max
>pile of shit

confirmed for not knowing shit about trucks.

At least you admit you dont know shit

>small
>diesel
>manual only
>prolly cheap af because 1950's tier technology and POO
I kinda want it desu

indian steel is 50% sugar

Ford Rangers are reliable, though. My dad's has 230,000 miles on it, and still runs great.

It's also what rednecks choose the most.

Coincidence? I think not.

>Recommend a good american truck then
Toyota Tundra? Made in America.

Rangers are hit and miss reliable
One will die early. The next will run forever. You never know.
Plus fuck the clutch master and 1st gear.
EVERY SINGLE ONE!
Also
>muh dads is good so they must all be good
Go suck your dads dick

>Veeky Forums, why are all trucks shit?
why are you a faggot is the better question

Good job proving a good truck exists

This OP is the biggest faggot I've ever seen.

See

AMC

Try Mitsubishi, we have a 2002(?) Strada that's never missed a beat (even after digger buckets jumping at it and being eaten by cows)

Ssangyongs also seem pretty good for their price

Your just upset that your Ford isn't as reliable or dependable as Jap shit. Toyotas, mits, Nissan's and mazdas all put the hurt on Ford cucks.

I know my ford sucks... i literally said it.

I like Ford Rangers.

I think trucks nowadays are waaaay too oversized (chicken tax). Unless you're a contractor or you tow boats there is absolutely no reason to own anything larger than a ranger unless you're trying to one up your man friends. In which case, you're an insecure faggot.

Nine times out of ten it's a manlet at the wheel of a garage kept, highway queen superduty. Unless you actually use your monster truck for monster sized jobs, good for you, but let's be real here, you probably don't.

Most of the hauling you do can just as easily be done by a ranger, a truck a tenth of the price.

It's incredible how the entire truck industry has blown trucks completely out of proportion by catering to the reptilian part of the brain.

Also, if your truck has more than two doors, you're driving a family vehicle, not a truck. Stop fucking buying those things.

Single cab = driving down a highway with an old friend, windows rolled down, not speaking because you're past that pointless conversational noise

Single cab = hot boxing in the driveway with your 3D waifu while the kids are inside asleep

Single cab = no fucking room to hold my shit goddamnit

Oh, and get a manual transmission. Don't be a fucking scrub.

Why drive a 4x4 truck in Cali when a wagon can accomplish the same things? Maybe You're trying to one up you're man friends.

You can get a cheap Colorado if you want but most people would rather spend a little more and get a normal truck. Even a full size truck isn't much bigger than the average crossover.

Because it's cheaper and more reliable and easier to maintain, and also it's rwd guy. I could have gotten a 4x4 4.0, but as you said, I live in Cali and I don't need it.

Colorado is literally the worst truck you can buy, wtf is wrong with you

>single cab
>cant carry anything
Extended cab is best. As long as you have a 3rd door at least

I got just the truck for you, OP.

>Kawaii
>JDM
>Low maintenance
>Light
>Looks like something out of a post 2000 Gundam series
>4x4 with Lockers

>insecure
Welp
Oneupsmanship is officially dead
Guess we should never buy cool shit again

>cant haul shit or go on the freeway or travel long distance
Id love one for cabin duty though

>Says big trucks are useless
>Drives a RWD truck

wew

Single cab is just so much... cuter.

(Pssst, you wanna know a secret? Girls don't like mean man things)

And a Ranger isn't supposed to be your only car. I have this dictatormobile whenever I want to be cool cruising down PCH.

I use my truck as a truck. So i need extended cab. Like for a chainsaw and camp gear and doge.
Plus im married. So i dont need to impress anyone
Ranger a shit btw

I know, they're slow and the crash tests I saw were horrifying.

If it had atleast 70hp, I'd go for it.

single cab pickups are useless

You haven't ever hauled anything in that truck a single cab ranger couldn't.

Why it has to be pickup truck? With transit or similar your cargo would be better protected and could still fit as much as in pickup or even more.

I absolutely do not understand what people sees in pickups.

Find an old Comanche faggot OP

Because you look like a fucking pedo in one of those

Those are more expensive. More rare. Cant haul or tow as much as i need. Have no vertical space. I dont want to clean out dirt, mud, wood chunks, water, sand, etc etc from the interior either.
Also this
And jeep a shit

>Jeep a shit

240,000 miles on the odometer with no issues says you're wrong you stupid fuccboi

Terrible frames or unibody for cherokee
Ancient tech
Poor build quality
Rust rust rust
Interior will be dust if you touch it
Poor mpg
Poor power
Overweight for what it is
Rare
Expensive for a good condition one

Its just not worth it

>Terrible frames or unibody
How would one who never owned one say such stupid shit?
>ancient tech
Bitch, you want a pickup not a luxury vehicle and you cant get more reliable than a pushrod I6
>Poor build quality
See above
>Rust
Maybe not live in such a shit state that dumps salt all over the road
>Interior will be dust
More busrider bullshit
>poor mpgs
I'll give you that but you can swap the R&P
>poor power
Not for what you're doing
>Overweight
You """""drive""""" an F150, you have no room to talk
>Rare
>Expensive
Try not being such a poorfag then, especially considering you're bitching about the price of a Yota

You know what, don't get one, one less idiotic douchebag that ruins one