Gas station story

was she hot?

>gas station story
>a homeless little black girl walking toward at me
Collecting cash to buy drugs. Social welfare here pays for a lot of stuff. Our liberal state still has a lot of money and many homeless dress more fashionably than I do. It's a bit irritating. Here, "Homeless" doesn't mean they don't have a place to live but more like they are either not a home owner or renting an apartment that is fully paid out of their own pocket. Many homeless have subsidized housing here and there are large tracts of super cheap cookiecutter apartments built for them just to keep the costs down. Woe be to you if your house is near one of those tracts though as the crime rate soars.

As for gas station, some homeless youths are bold and go right up to your car and try the doors. They never talk to you. I had one simply try to reach into my pocket before. My real wallet is in the inside zipped pocket of my jacket so no snatching that. Chances are they are unlocked since you are there. They snatch something and run off. The police worked with some stations that could physically protect the property. Those stations planted low-rise scratchy hedgelike plants densely. It doesn't block much visibility from the road but stops them from walking in off the public sidewalk to the cars.

I get my top tier gas at Costco. Those stations are safely inside the property so no chance of homeless loitering nearby. Once in a while, a car will get stolen from gas stations. You really have to lock your car even though you are next to the car fueling it.

>lucky i made it to the gas station
I hate gas stations.
I hate ATMs that aren't inside my bank.

It's not that I hate their services. It's because those spots are dangerous. Opportunists wait nearby until you get started and then run up to ask ask for money or mug you. I've escaped mugging at the ATM at the mall. Damn it, the black kids do it even with people nearby. As long as they wear hoody, they can't be identified.

I-I thought it was funny senpai

>cokehead
>hot

> she called me an selfish asshole
I was told that once by some homeless nigger when I gave him a quarter, since then I just ignore them.
The hardest ones to get away from are the ones that try to clean your car windows using the gas station squeegee.

>going to non members only gas stations
Costco gas is great.

>being on vacation in `murica
>lend myself ´65 Pontiac GTO from a very good friend for the ultimate roadtrip
>the perfect car, 6,5l engine, 4 gear transmission, black sexy coat
>born2bewild.mp3
>be in Los Angeles
>pull up at petrol station
>thirstiest motherfucker ever built
>see problem blonde "high-class" girl
>Mercedes E class BlueTec Cabrio
>see her putting petrol in the car
>"You are in the process of wrecking your fathers car"
>"Yeah, uh, asshole, I can drive and it's mine"
>"Well"
>Pay, drive away, have a laugh

The trip lasted about a month but that was one of the funniest or saddest memory I made that day

confirmed for not hanging out with coke bitches

>"You are in the process of wrecking your father's car"

What did he mean by this

bluetecs are diesels

>yesterday
>visiting grandmother in Baltimore
>tpms light comes on
>stop by local gas station for air
>park by air pump
>loitering drug dealers ask if I want any weed
>"no thanks"
>go inside gas station for quarters
>come out
>little drug dealers eyeing my car up and down
>"ay mang that little summabitch fast?"
>reply with "haven't really opened her up yet to know."
>"what's it say on the dash?"
>about to go in detail with the guy that the speed on the dash doesn't reflect how fast the car can go
>"um 150..."
>didn't feel like talking to these guys about anything so I leave without getting air

>Going below a quarter tank is literally doing damage to your car.

What?

>be woman
>not parking your car at the wrong side of the pump
>fuck yeah
>fill up with wrong fuel

>2017 t-minus 13 hours
>Going to see the silver screen Jew
>Smuggling in kids candy instead of bison jerky and beer
>Not giving lift to theater to girl
>Not getting preview parking lot head.

>pull up to gas station near the basketball American area I live around
>Usually cranking country music because Hank Jr.
>Pump gas and clean windows
>No one gives a fuck
>No one asks me for shit
>No one makes eye contact
>Usually pop the hood because heat soak in a carb is a thing
>Start truck, close hood, drive away

Murica. Op it's not your fault other people are homeless.

Fug

I don't know how, but I'm still surprised by the stupidity of the average Veeky Forums user.

Describe how any vehicle is instantly damaged the moment your fuel gauge reads less than 1/4.

Well technically, if there's very little fuel in the tank and you go around a corner, you'll starve the pump for fuel. This is pretty bad for your pump and can prematurely wear it out

>fuel pump depends on fuel as a liquid coolant
>no fuel=pump overheats
Also
>particulate matter collects at bottom of fuel tank
>going below a quarter tank increases risk of sucking particulates into pump
>possibly ruin pump and injectors

>Costco gas is great.
Unlike a lot of these other self-service stations like BP, Arco, Chevron, Shell, and Texaco, the Costco station attendant is continually outside and walking around. There is no way the homeless are able to loiter around to try getting money from people fueling their cars.

Costco gas is great and is also Top Tier gasoline.

>On empty
>Literally empty
>Coasting down the hill to gas station
>Just make it, sit in car for a minute breathing sigh of relief
>2 abos at the station run up to me as i start pumping gas
>bash me over the head, grab the pump and fill a bottle of petrol
>run off and leave me there

It was the worst night. For those that don't know, abos use petrol to get high in australia.

That sounds awful.
What third world shithole do you live in?

Costco in general is an amazing store.

Bitches dig a dude with a Costco card

that would need to be a pretty old car, with a pretty thirsty engine on a pretty long turn.

literal subhumans
wtf man, why steal a litre of petrol?

Not really, more depends on the fuel tank design. It applies just as much to modern cars as it does it old ones

You think auto manufacturers dont know this and build in protection systems!?
You're fucking retards

as i said, they wanna get high.

also the servo dude won't turn the pump on for them so that's why they bashed me, cause he turned the pump on for me.

So the petrol station man did nothing to help you?

he did, but the abos had run off by then.

they just wanted their petrol.

0/10 try harder

You can't build a protection system for people abusing their vehicles

the physics applies, but any car worth a shit designed since the 90s, if not 80s, is going to have a properly designed fuel tank.

Yes you can, and yes they do.
They have retards like you in mind when they design and validate every system on the vehicle.

Well if you run it low enough, your going to have that issue. There the whole point of this argument you trap Queen

>have to go to members-only gas stations and can't enter entire areas of cities
Land of the free, everyone. Meanwhile in socialist Germany I can literally fill up at any given gas station without ever encountering a single homeless person or crime scene. Also the gas pumps are simply unlocked. No credit cards, no begging anyone to unlock them. Just fill up and pay afterwards.

Why are you do hostile bruh? Is your fuel pump burnt out or something?

I don't like you

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This is what fuel tank baffles and pick-up screens are for. Heck, even my '81 DeLorean has a baffle and pick-up screen and that car was assembled with whatever random components could be sourced from European bargain bins.

>On a date with a cutie in D.C.
>Decided to take her sight-seeing because she'd never been.
>step into Starbucks to warm up because it's freaking cold outside.
>homeless dude going through the line asking for coffee. Everyone ignores him.
>I tell the dude I'll get him something because I felt sorry
>get to register. This little shit puts 2 of those Frappuccino drinks, the liquid ones in the glass bottles! $6 each.
>Told the cashier that I won't pay for those.
>Dude calls me an asshole. I told him I'd get him something to warm him up, not something he can mix his liquor in later.
>Dude rages out of the store once the cashier threatens to call the cops.
>My date told me that it was nice what I tried to do, but the guy was an asshole trying to buy two cold drinks when it was freezing outside, and obviously going to use the containers for something else.
>We do the sexy-time 5 hours later once our tourist date was over.

Story #2
>Was driving down to Florida for spring break with my now-wife, and our friends. 18 hour drive from Michigan where we went to school.
>obviously we had to stop for supplies at some point. Next to a gas station was a grocery store, so we head in.
>At the checkout line with my cutie, when a really smelly old black dude comes up behind us in line
>strategically position my wife in front of me, instead of between me and homeless guy
>the dude starts crying. I felt so sorry for him. He had in his hand, the cheapest 40oz he could find. I feel like I offended him.
>I pay for my things, and I tell the cashier that I'm paying for the 40oz as well. After paying, I got $20 cash-back and gave it to him.
>I must of made his day because he thanked me while he started to tear up again.
>told him God bless, be safe, and then we left. My wife had this big smile on her face telling me that I did a good thing.

>charitable acts

Damn dude I haven't seen you on Veeky Forums in a long time. You did gud

>That sounds awful.
>What third world shithole do you live in?
All countries become shitholes if they don't SUCCESSFULLY deal with their problems in a PRACTICAL way. The USA uses an emotional approach that everyone deserves to live well even if they behave like thugs instead of practical way based on facts.

As a result, many parts of the usa have problems with criminals. Conservative states punish and persecute criminals much more than liberal states. As a result, criminals tend to migrate and live in the liberal states thus causing a greater homeless problem. Furthering the problem are immigrant refugees whose purpose is to move to countries that have strong social welfare programs. That's why so few refugees apply to countries that have no real social welfare and free medical care. For example, when Greenville prison in the Carolina state releases prisoners, some get bused over to our state. Thus they dump their problems on us. Our state is unable to do a Brexit to protect its borders.

In the end, the destination state gets inundated with expensive freeloaders. The crime rate rises and the area gets dragged down. The shithole program is accelerated as homeless females continue to get pregnant and have babies even while homeless. The birthrate of the non-productive citizens is many times higher than that of the productive citizens. The birthrate is obviously fueled by the huge amounts of social welfare funds AND services. But reducing social welfare to reduce the problem creates social hardship so decade after decade, people keep pouring gasoline onto the fire. The bandaid cure only makes the problem grow bigger. Once the non-productive citizens gain the majority vote (and they will), the entire country will spiral down like Detroit and other cities where they gained controlling votes.

Be careful at the gas stations. The attendants inside the store refuse to get involved to help you due to fear of lawsuits. Only if the problem is dumped in their laps do they do the legally required minimum.

Your charitable acts are wasted. The homeless collect social welfare and have free clothing, free food, and free medical services. They dress better than I do, but I am not poor enough to get free stuff. I have to keep paying taxes.

They ask for money to get recreational drugs, booze, and to buy tools to use in burglaries because the police confiscated their previous burglary tools. Social welfare services refuses to buy booze, recreational drugs, and burglary tools. That is what happens here with the nig community here.

I used to give money all the time until I got mugged twice. If you have money to give, they want ALL OF IT and not the $20 in your hand.

>paying to watch sjw wars
kill yourself

Bluetec is a diesel you mong

Yes, that is the whole point of the post you dip

>Once the non-productive citizens gain the majority vote (and they will)
they don't need to. they have a sizeable portion of bleeding heart idiots siding with them.

>implying it wasn't a trap to get you to pull out your wallet so she can grab it and run off with it
If niggers ask you for money you know what will happen. Don't let it bother you.

>beggars being choosers as well
lmao'ing at nigger's lives

>this bitch ask me to drive her to her house an hour away

>diesel
>america

They probably don't even know what that is

I love when dumb whores do it to themselves like that

Nope not diesel. MY car has no smoke and is quiet.
lol Europe wins again

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> Be at Chevron
> Fill up with my reward card
> Pumping gas when a 2014 Silver Silverado, 4 door, long bed, with the LTZ badge pulls up (Similar to pic related)
> Its a fucking whale with like 4 kids in the truck, all around the same age.
> Rudely as fuck asks "Do you have any money you can give me? Im out of gasoline, and Im trying to get my kids to see theit father in [Insert city about 60miles away from current location]"
> I know exactly what game she is playing
> Put on a huge smile
> "Sure! Drive up behind me. And I'll pour you some gasoline in your tank"
> She looks at me for like 3 seconds, visibly distraught, before she says
> "Nvm, its okay"
> She drives off and I see her continue DRIVING AROUND asking other patrons at the station for money.
> She is claiming she has no gas
> But is driving around In her 5.7L V8 asking for gas
> Shes so fucking lazy, she won't get her whale ass out the fucking truck and ask for money.

i really wish that once you get to a certain weight you'd just die
fat people should off themselves
fucking leaches of society

>lucky i made it to the gas station
>she called me an selfish asshole
Doesn't gas station try to prevent loiterers?
She attacked you despite you not attacking her.
Don't feel guilty but angry instead.

>this druggie stranger ask me to drive her to her house an hour away
Sounds like a recipe for getting a sexual harassment "blackmail" lawsuit later. Druggies always need monies. If they know you need to protect your reputation then they will attack it for hush money after they set you up.

Not him, but coked up bitches are only fun when at a party or immediately following one. After that, they're as fun as jamming a needle up your urethra.

I used to weigh 400lbs, down to 230 and still dropping, hearing people say they can't help it or it's their genetics makes me physically ill. I haven't done a single second of exercise, I just started eating less and healthier, easiest fucking thing once I realized how I was fucking up with how I was eating.

That was a breddy good joke my friend, wink
youtube.com/watch?v=vrChUKgypXw

I thought it was funny

This. My gf's mom is fat, and blames her genetics. Then I show her my brother who weighs somewhere in the 250 range at 5'10", while I weigh about 180 at 5'11". It's not genetics, it's a fucking choice.

But it was a great movie!

You forgot
> get herpes because I got head from a black girl.

The amount of social welfare is huge. It's only when they buy drugs do many of them end up homeless since they can't pay the token fee needed for subsidized housing. Our state's system tries hard to rehabilitate and train people. They get paid a small amount as they do their studies or training and they take some of that money to pay their token amount for subsidized housing. In theory, they then have money left over for incidental things that the social welfare debit card doesn't pay for.

But if they blow all their money on drugs or paying off the drug lord for loaned drugs, then they no longer have money to pay for subsidized housing and they become homeless despite the system trying greatly to help them. The taxpayers are ailing and hurt twice by these people. Now they are homeless and hurting the taxpayers for the third time by amping up the crime rate or getting money from me at the store parking lot. I can say NO, I only use cards, at the gas station. But in the parking lot, if I don't hand over cash, I have to drive off without shopping or else risk getting the car keyed in revenge. I feel terrorized because my nice looking car is hostage in the store lot. If I don't give them money, they think I am racist.

Good job user. Keep losing it. I gotta cut down 30 lbs and it's hard ;(

You 5 years later
>This. My wife is fat, and blames her genetics. Then I show her my brother who weighs somewhere in the 250 range at 5'10", while I weigh about 180 at 5'11". It's not genetics, it's a fucking choice.

You can do it. I believe in you and your willpower.

Thanks user! Let's do well together

>Going to gas station to fill up with the last 5 bucks I had so I can get to work the next day
>as I'm pulling out black dude jumps in front of my car waving me down with a fuel can in his hands
>I roll down my window and hes like "Man, I'm stuck here out of gas, car broke down 2 miles away, can you spare like 5 dollars?
>Tell him I'm as broke as he is
>Look around in my car and get like 43 cents
>Give him the 43 cents and in a sarcastic way he says "Thanks"

Look mother fucker I didn't have to give you anything. I literately gave him every last dime I had.

>Pull into gas station
>Realise I'm in an EV
>Drive home and just refill at home without having to deal with anyone.

I currently weigh 425lbs. Thing is two years ago I was at 250 (still fat, but not bad for being 6'5" tall)
I got on an invega injection to combat my schizoaffective disorder. I DO eat right and only drink water, eat about 2,500 calories a day. I still ballooned up to this weight. I will admit I don't work out. The shot is notorious for making people gain weight.

I want off this fucking shot and to start working out. I miss having cutie pie girls all over me, now they wont touch me with a 10 foot pole. Damn doctor won't let me off it and take something else though. I'm about to just say the hell with it and fuck them all, I'll deal with the voices, it's better than being fat.

Also it kills my libido. I can still fap but when I nut it's weak and doesn't feel as good as it should so I don't even bother anymore.

I hate this shit.

>If they know you need to protect your reputation then they will attack it for hush money after they set you up.
>implying hardcore cokeheads still are aware of the world around them

>pull up to gas station near my house
>this crackhead guy is there asking to clean windows in exchange for spare change
>I go to like 3-4 different gas stations near me, and for some reason this guy is always at the same gas station as me
>doesn't recognize me at all even though he's cleaned my windows over a dozen times
does a better job than I do, so I like seeing him around. Very nice, polite guy. Surprisingly pretty good at speaking spanish (he's white)

good on you user
keep up the good work
>muh genetics
can't stand this shit
these are the ones in particular who should off themselves

i know what you're going through
took AD's when in young teens
fucking blew up like a whale
got off them
exercised and ate right
i'd rather deal with the thoughts then be fat

I was in Germany last summer. There were homeless people everywhere and everyone just fucking ignored them.
Fuck you, you lying ivory tower shitbag.

>homeless people
Those were gypsies m8

>Drive on the highway
>run out of fuel
>that's fine I'll just get my jerry can from the trunk
>realise I'm in an EV and I'm stranded on the highway ready to get mowed down by an 18-wheeler

>members only gas stations
The fuck?

Yea gyps were there as well. It was shocking to see in a supposed first world country.

>members only gas stations?

Those are at Warehouse shopping clubs such as Sam's Club (named after Sam Walton founder of wal-mart) and Costco. They only sell gas to members since the pump is activated by your membership card. There is no surcharge for using a credit card branded to that shopping club.

Because those members-only gas stations are located on the warehouse club property far from public sidewalks, the chance of being confronted by homeless is usually zero.

>Fillin my car up
>Minding my own business
>All of a sudden a Toyota Hiace pulls up carrying a pack of Chinese tourists
>They all pour out of the Toyota
>Start pissing on the ground beside the car
>Some are shitting
>One lady is even helping a child piss
>The Toilets sign is right in front of them
>They are literally 10 meters away from the toilet at the servo
Chinese are disgusting cunts.

Vancouver? Never seen this but heard of it.

>Start pissing on the ground beside the car
>Some are shitting
If they are from rural china and not the tourist areas of China, then that is a somewhat natural occurrence. Here is a picture of someone pooping on a chinese train. The problem was that he did it on a train that tourists could be on, so that was frowned upon as making china look bad.

Example of chinese public trains. Harbor Freight quality anyone?