Senran Kagura General /skg/ #962

Asuka is pure and would never do such things.

Asuka has those Hanzo lewd genes built in. She is a pervert deep down!

She's got some lewd in her. I mean, she dressed up as a succubus

>implying NW is canon

She clearly inherited the pureness of her mother.

There's something weird about this Hikage

I wonder if her whole family is in the business. Mamasuka would probably feast on shotas.

Nah Mamasuka just gets really lewd with her husband

>call for a succubus
>get an old hag

I want a refund.

Here, you can see for yourself that those two were satisfied customers. Not gonna eat away on the imagelimit for that.

exhentai.org/g/1001374/ba565c9b94/

Hyōki!

>New "action" SK game finally rolls around
>By some fucking fluke it has a good story
>Hyoki's squad are the actual badguys instead of some bullshit Dougen reappearance and are summoning Yoma and causing trouble
>Get to have proper villains for once
>All fanservice is confined to side stories where they can do silly things like having Hyoki throwing a temper tantrum that her sister gets all the attention
>The end has Ryoki's squad biting off more than they can chew, thus having to be saved by the rest of the cast, only for them to say "we didn't ask for help baka" and run off

Is a nerd.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

O-onee-chan?!

Nice idea, but you forgot

>Hyoki's squad is introduced by BTFO Crimson Squad, who don't appear for the rest of the game
>Leo's squad is also introduced, with Leo being the main rival to Hyoki
>big build-up for Leo/Hyoki fight
>meanwhile Hanzo and New Hebi are fighting the Yoma
>suddenly Yumi shows up and is the one who actually fights and defeats Hyoki and the Yoma single-handedly
>~PURI

Who would win a fight between Yumi and Goku?

is goku bloodlusted

Mirai is CRIMINALLY cute when she stutters, like in her Bon Appetit story.

It's not fair!

What is Miyabi's pose and facial expression trying to convey?

Do people actually like Yagyuu? She like doesn't seem to have any redeeming qualities to her.

She's definetly very beautiful.

I like Yagyuu. I'm just annoyed that they've sort of made her revolve around Hibari a lot

Yagyuu's problem is that Hibari exists.

People actually LOVE Yagyuu!

Her dual heart with Shiki in EV was pretty cute.

You never liked Yagyuu at all until recently, you fucking creep.

Except that isn't true. I've liked her, I just don't post about her as much cuz she's not my number 1 and then we've got Yag Fag.

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Tittyfuck

Titfuck

Titjob

Titwank

Mammary intercourse

Breast sex

Paizuri

They got measurements for the edgelord squad?

kiss

I want to adopt this little edgelord and raise her to be a good girl.

You can call me Miyabi the Yoma killer, has a nice ring to it, don'y you think?

She's not slutty though, she's as covered up as Murasaki.

Boobie kabungle?

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

I just wanted to post that pic.
I still want to raise her to be a nice, upstanding citizen.

Never forget

dude stop
posting that image should be a bannable offense
I think I'm gonna be sick

Say something nice about this insecure borderline chuuni dork

It makes me laugh, but I do feel bad for the Miyabi fans

What is this! Mirai is talking to Hikage's knife as if the knife is Hinata! However she is only going off of what Hikage told her about Hinata, and she is constantly changing her mind about how Hinata might be!

Also, she has tried to ask Hinata for the hand of Hikage in marriage at least three times! It's very embarrassing for Mirai!

Yomi however is being very patient and trying to officiate over the marriage interview.

youtu.be/6z4u4nNLUZg?t=62
youtu.be/6z4u4nNLUZg?t=292

will the real best senran please stand up?

He's busy sitting down right now.

Hanzou-sama is cute! CUTE!

Does anyone have that video of Yu Kobayashi playing on a kid's spring playground-toy while laughing like crazy?

Hey guys did you hear the new one that came with SV?

youtube.com/watch?v=UnD2YY2XHno

Shiki is fantasizing about hugging Justin Bieber and taking a selfie with him, then posting it on her ninjagram!

She is absolutely besotted with him! She wants to tell all her imaginary friends that Bieber sang Let Me Love You with her in a private session and blogged about it!

Her ninja friends wouldn't care though.

Here comes the little airplane!
youtube.com/watch?v=dxeM3sIebfQ

Doesn't Mirai visit Shiki's blog tho?

It wouldn't be the kind of pop culture that Mirai cares about.

Shiki is fantasizing about slapping user!

Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=fIgG1-lguPA

I know, Shiki is just that shallow and vapid! It's ok for her to have gutter trash taste, she shouldn't be ashamed!

What is with it and Japanese women being incapable of making normal sounds? They screech and wail like banshees during sex, and now they're doing whatever the hell that is when using a slide.

That's chinese.

>t. weeaboo who watched too much anime

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Mirai in 60fps HD looks kinda weird.

Mirai, microwaving leftovers does not count as cooking.

Played kickball in the park with some cousins. Pretty spur of the moment thing, really.
None of us are under 20 years old

How was your day, /skg/?

Be nice to the cat.

I'm going to slap Mirai in the pettanko if she didn't cover her food.

Speaking of dekamori, did anyone figure out if it's possible to use the chocolate and whipped cream as an outfit by swapping the files?

excuse me Hikage

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I want to feel Murasaki's squishy parts.

Would you still want your Senran to be real if you had to raise her from loli age? She'd take approximately 3 years to grow from loli to her current age, but after that she adjusts to our time and ages normally. She'll also call you daddy in the first year and be a bit rebelious / shy in her second year growing up.

I want to poke her face with my dick

YES

If you do anything lewd during her growing periode you'll be thrown into prison btw.

It's very important that every girl has a unique weakspot in the dressing room of PBS!

Player actions will have all the options from EV, but include the poking from Bon Appetit, as well as the ability to Kiss wherever you want on a Senran's body!

If you attack the weakspot enough times, the character will fall down and be vulnerable! With some characters, they will protest very strenuously, and if you go any further, then they'll attack the screen hard enough that the player will be booted out of the dressing room and all progress reset!

Some other characters will protest, but you have to continue attacking them in order to get to the romantic scene! With the others that protest, you have to back off and let them collect themselves to ask you to give them love properly!

And then Haruka and Ryouna have unique circumstances in order to get to the romance scene and won't be easily taken down.

Mirai is already a loli.

I want to wrap her squishy pillows around my dick.

She'll just be a bit smaller and have short hair during year 1-2.

It's like I'm really playing a flash game on Newgrounds.

Mirai still had long hair even when she was a kid. This is canon.

That's during her third year only. She starts really young.

Teaching Mirai to cook!
Showing her the benefits of a healthy, balanced diet!

Wait, am I going to have to change her diaper and stuff?

>Playing "Senran Maker".
>Getting her the right clothes for the right time of year.
>Building her relationships.
>Levelling her skills/education.
>Giving her a good diet.
>Secretly stuffing "buxomise pills" in her futomaki rolls.

No, that would be too much. She starts at like 7-8 years.

I'm an insatiable lolicon
Do not trust me with that kind of responsibility

see

It's not a crime if nobody finds out about it

Your Senran will undergo a purity check after each year, to see if her guardian is actually a good person.

>"What the fuck did you give me this for? all I asked was if you could direct me to your grandfather's sushi shop. What a weirdo."

She's got a namefag all to herself.

There's Birthday user too but he doesn't post often now.

This is your wife now.