Seeking professional roommate or full time student

Posting on Craigslist is your first problem. People search craigslist cause they are crazy and don't know anyone.

I would post on Facebook or nextdoor. Go by a few apartment complexes and put a flyer on their bulletin board. Colleges too.

I've rented with some randoms and had no issue, but I did with one renter who was psycho.

It's hit or miss.

Also, just try stopping by the base. Explain the situation to the gate guard and see if he will stick your add to the base bulletin board for you. Give him 5$.

After some experience. I started at $22/hour. Up to $28/hour now. Hospital I'm at maxes out at $42/hour after 20 years.

Link a Google form survey on your post, and ask questions about the person and their living habits.

If youre 24 and don't have any friends you can live with, well sorry for you lonely bastard.

the guy hates women, sluts, black people, and drug users.

of course he has no friends.

maybe his friends are already well established and they live in their own houses with their loving wives and childrens.

Most of my friends are 10 to 20 years older than me and pretty much.

then they aren't really his friends, they're just trying to help him grow the fuck up.

>Why don't I get any responses?

Can't imagine. You sound totally pleasant and not like a raging autistic homo at all.

>if you don't like women, sluts, black people, and drug users, you can't have any friends

Are you retarded?

Did you go to school for radiologic technology? How long?

>no overnight guest

Why the fuck why someone want to go there

Yes. Took me 2 1/2 years.

Lmao this.

The people you you want to live there are most likely to follow your rules to the t and decide they will break some and so don't respond.

The fucksyou don't want don't care about rules so of course they are going to respond to the ad you dumb fuck

Yeah no overnight guests and no loudness is too much.

For noise just set hours for which no loud noise can happen

get rid of rules and just search for mature students plenty of uni/college students that are serious about their schooling will match your criteria but the rules immediately turn them off

This.

The military guys who are OK with roommates are all living on base for free.

OP, you arent a landlord...you are just some chump with some rooms....stay out of the renting biz, u are obvi not cut out for it

>invite two trashy slutty black women
>wait for them to show up
>start camcorder
>"Oh btw rent is free but there is only space for one of you"
>record fight
>keep doing this
>get youtube ad money

>I live within 5 miles of a Navy base

There's your problem. The military is generally composed of scum and the type of people and industry that forms around military bases are equally shitty.

why would someone in the military rent a room from you? they either live on base and get everything cheap as fuck.

or

the military gives them money to live off of base, in that case, they would probably just get their own fucking place and not rent a room from some guy they met on craigslist.

biggerpockets.com/renewsblog/2013/01/27/tenant-screening/

Pretty much every single person I have met who was military was cool as shit.

Not sure what you're talking about.

"Cool as shit" doesn't translate to a good decent person. Most pornstars are "cool as shit" but when you get into their personal lives it's often marred with drug addiction, criminal records and domestic abuse.

>Professional roommate
>Literally getting paid to live with someone
Sounds tops, OP! I'm in!

Everything within at least 5 miles of base is hell. The economy thrives off of fast food, tailors, and barbers which is basically asking for low skilled, drug addicts to stay.

Lmao we take random drug tests.....we fucking have mandatory finance classes. I get it most boots (new guys) are fiscally retarded but if i hadnt of joined the marines i wouldnt be a network engineer with 0 student debt. How fat are you fucking fuck.

The OP reads like a homoerotic fan fiction.

Sure you're not just looking for a boyfriend, OP?

>Polite, successful attorney
>need apartment
>reads post
>sees rules
>holy shit. fuck this loser
>doesn't apply

loser crack whore
>applies everywhere
>Haha sure I follow all those rules. sure lol
>oh boy, someone got back to me.

I get so annoyed when loser fucks piss everyone off and then wonder what's up. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

I think the military consists entirely of losers who can't hold a real job, yet also happen to enjoy murdering and raping foreigners.

I am pro war but anti troop.

>Why don't I get any response
Because you're probably asking for too much, and military guys can live on base for free.

Because your terms suck.
>you can't have a life if you live here

Nobody's talking about you. I'm talking about military personnel in general. I've had plenty of friends who were in the military and I've lived around military bases, there are some who are just average joes taking advantage of the opportunity presented to them and the rest are a gaggle of rejects who joined for a variety of reasons like gang bangers who want to learn skills they can take back to their crews, narcissists who enjoy the respect and authority they can project, power hungry faggots who get their dick hard at the thought of ordering people around, and aimless fuck ups who feel the need to do something with their lives.

>mandatory finance classes

Yeah lot of good that does. You'll still have plenty of guys getting married while in the service to bar skanks and strippers trying to earn their meal ticket, and buying shitty cars from shady dealerships near bases.

Well I think the problem is your in South Carolina... That explains the black people/low lifes.

I just put an advert up for my cottage shack, used a fake picture and boom phones/emails been ringing off the hook!

>Maybe skip the military preferred shit because you might be attracting people seeking security thinking you are military or some shit.
That's a good point actually.