Dueling Network General - /dng/

reminder that cutegirl is shit

Do I look like a degenerate?No, you are shit.

You're the type of person to pull back your foreskin so you can mark your cards with your degenerate stench.

I will shadow duel cutegirl

Give me your skype/discord and lets fuck like rabbits.

>Do I look like a degenerate?
I dunno, I've never seen you

My gender can't even have foreskin. And any guy who still has it literally can not hold himself up long enough during sex for being a sheltered baby.

What's the SHITTIEST loli card in the game in terms of use/effects? Like so awful you can't even use it to troll or anything at all.

Tap ;)

I'm a girl you retard.

>New IP
phoneposter begone!

I doubt that, most girls don't like like this. at least I don't

Post
Tits

Nice fairy tale, without proof anyone is a boy on the internet.

The princess versions of Curran and Pikeru

I'm sorry for being retarded, you're right.
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Post mantits or GTFO

Not having their penis multilated makes someone a sheltered baby?

I don't own a phone. I'm not a stupid millenial.
What?
Will I get banned?

Post in /soc/ and redirect here or just something linked from imgur.

Post to imgur, post link

>loli
Why do you guys keep using this word?
It makes you sound like a pedo.

Who will be Kozmo's Sheev?

If I wanted to sound like a pedo I would use nymphet.

>More Amorphage support when?
Now.

>Amorphage Pendulum, the True Dracovector
>Rank 10 EARTH Dragon-Type Xyz/Pendulum
>Scale 9/9
>3950 ATK 3950 DEF
>Monster effect: 2 or more Level 10 monsters. You can also Xyz Summon this card by using 3 "Amorphage" monsters or 1 "True King V.F.D., The Beast" you control as Xyz Material (Xyz Materials attached to those monsters also become Xyz Materials on this card). You can only summon 1 "Amorphage Pendulum, The True Dracovector" once per turn this way. After this card is Xyz Summoned, destroy all cards in your Pendulum Zones, and if you do, you can add up to 3 "Amorphage", "True Draco" and/or "True King" cards from your Deck or Graveyard to your hand. Unaffected by your opponent's card effects. If this card in your Monster Zone would leave the field: you can place it in your Pendulum Zone.
>Pendulum Effect: Once per turn: you can send 1 "Amorphage" monster from your hand or Deck to the Graveyard; this cards pendulum effect becomes the sent cards until your opponent's End Phase. You can shuffle 5 "Amorphage" cards from your Graveyard or face-up Extra Deck into the Deck; Special Summon this card from your Pendulum Zone.

>he doesn't like loli cunny

a CuteGirl lewd vocaroo could be nice too.

not happening
missed chance

>Amorphage
>Related to True Kings
Retarded, stopped reading there

>I don't own a phone. I'm not a stupid millenial.
I didn't know literally everyone is a stupid millenial.
I guess you're more of an autist than we thought.

rank 10 if you read this I want you to acknowledge that your legacy of the worthless improvements section was not pointless like you said in the finale, since it invoked meme magic and gave us the BES field

That wouldn't prove anything. The only conclusive proof would be a birth certificate.

B-But men can't have feminine voices.

if you watched my videos you wouldn't have posted this

Enjoy the constant exchange of stupid image macros and being connected to every idiot in societt.
Alright let me get a camera. And you're not getting a face.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

There's a new video my dude, gave kudos to my niggas Jurracs.

Timestamp or you're lying

Thanks, dear. Only boobs are fine.

Don't forget the timestamp.

$20 it's a dick pick.

We don't want a face, we want nipples and/or cunt with a timestamp

First off a 3950 unaffected by opponents card effects that you can just put on top of VFD is a bit too strong I would think
>destroy all cards in your Pendulum Zones, and if you do
Is this saying that you need cards to be destroyed to get the effect, or just that you can't protect your scales from destruction and still get the effect. I have a feeling it's the former, but I wanted to ask

shinobirds are cool if you play them as rank 4 spirit ft. ritual stuff

kinda like a worse abc/neo-magician, but y'know

Actually let's make this more fun. If you beat me in a shadow duel you get the full package. You guys have to work for this.

AN ARCHETYPE BASED ON COIN FLIPS

Does it get much worse than that? Not to mention, the effects aren't even good. It's like playing Russian Roulette only there's no chance of survival so you're just killing yourself.

I made it as both shit and great as i could.
It's a generic R10 towers, but with the added effects of supporting both Amorphages and TKs.

that was just le funny reaction video with one /dng/ post at the end that did not reference the guardians video

this is good enough though

>Japanese don't play FTK decks because it's dishonorabu
>Played PePe for 6 months without complaint
PePe is practically an FTK since the first turn always set up an unbreakable board. That prevented you from even playing the game.

But if you get beaten you need to fuck off
So it's a win/win for us

>164083420
>Ok, i'll do what you guys want!
>Actually just kidding! Do what i want!
No dots for you.

Sure. I don't think I could stay if everyone here knew what I looked like.

>Japanese don't play FTK decks because it's dishonorabu
Who claimed this?

If we win you will make a full strip tease set of 20 photos with lewd poses we choose in a strawpoll?

and of course, with cards covering your niples.

How will anyone be able to beat you when you keep topdecking Litho?

But all we want is boobies

Post tits with timestamp or GTFO.

Here's the catch, if you posted nudes we would probably allow you to stay and bully us forever.

I read it from a youtube comment from an OCG player. Also if you watch some of TaintedWisdoms OCG only FTKs (some of which were very consistent) none of those decks appeared in any OCG top 8s of even small tournaments or top 32s of larger ones.

You don't speak for me, fuck off

>Here's the catch, if you posted nudes we would probably bully you to leave us forever.
FTFY

They're cool, if utter garbage sadly. Plus Za Warudo memes on top of a cool lock is a pretty good thing to get out of them

I couldn't live with myself if I lost to one of you shitters.

Well women have a long history of losing to men so I'm sure you'd get over it.

Don't make me have weird fetishes with cutegirl's feet.

Its just a game.

I see. To be fair, a turn one unbreakable board is not an FTK, though it does effectively act like one.

Well you lost to user and threw an autistic fit, so that's a given.

nth for Independent Neptune, the 8300 beater who is immune to everything (besides kaijus, crystal wing, honest, and moon mirror shield) and burns for 5000 per turn

Do truly unbreakable boards exist? Is there a 5 card hand that cannot be broken by a 6 card hand of any cards in the game and any cards those 6 may search in what could be a 40 to 60 card deck?

how do you burn for 5000?

I didn't even lose. The shitter disconnected the first time and saw my deck so the fag built against it. Then disconnected again.

Shockmaster, naturia beast, cyber infinity, and a set strike and wavering eyes. Keep in mind Kaijus weren't out yet.

>moving the goalposts
post tits or gtfo, it's the iron clad rule.

We know, but don't make your daddy wait anymore. Just post a tease of your boobs and we can see you full naked after the duel.

So do we agree on Card of Demise to 0?

Santa Claws, Volcanic Queen and Lava Golem existed though.

It was a mirror match and i had that deck built before challenging you.
And my computer crashed in the lobby, you salty whore, i didn't even get to see your meme Zoodiac/Speedroid TK build before then.

Please keep digging yourself down this hole.

went over this last time
no

>crashed in the lobby
Bull. Shit. You quit right after I won RPS you salty whore.

No one played those cause they were unsearchable. It was like rolling a die and hoping to land on 1 vs 2-5. Also having one of those in your hand gives you LESS options to kill them while they can setup an OTK once you end your turn.

>dealing with 5 cards that say "you cannot play" is not particularly fun or interactive
I beg to differ

>lava golem and volcanic queen have existed for years
>only recently have their evolved forms started seeing much more play
just goes to show how many fucks konami seems to give lately.

You're not posting tits, so I guess you're just going to get filtered.

choke on your own feminine penis

Good decks do the same shit and should be dealt with before hitting CoD.

This is from the last thread.

Again, PLEASE keep digging yourself down this hole.

youtube.com/watch?v=7A1VMky6bjw
There's this I think got posted here the otherday

My question doesn't have to do with cards being searchable.

Is it possible, given any 5-card starting hand, to make a board that cannot be broken by any 6-card starting hand, assuming both players are Atem topdecking whatever card they want.

Filter this fuckboy.

I hear this all the time but how often do people actually search Kaijus? Like I know they're able to be easily grabbed by Interrupted Kaiju Slumber, but I never see people doing it.

Cyber Repair Plant being able to grab Jizukiru is a nice meme, though.

I'm pretty dam sure this is edited Hearthstone pasta, neck yourself

yep, CuteGirl is a disappointment like always.