/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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Another weak OP by the way. Why do you refuse to use collages?

Newfags

Thread claimed for best girl.

With a Wraith.

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Not in the mood for it. Would you like me to make one for the next thread?

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Does it bug anyone else that Shepard is supposed to be 28 or 29 in the first game, yet they used a nearly 40 year old face model for default BroShep?

I like where this is going. Can you put some James Bond in as well?

Could very well be
I suppose it only counts the initial damage on hit though, I can't imagine they calculated it with the full DoT

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But Sheploo is a golden God so it doesn't matter

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Nah, a Shepard who actually looked 28 or 29 would seem too youthful for a galactic hero who's supposedly seen some shit before the events of the game.

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You could explain it by all the stress he has to live through.

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>Mark Vanderloo marries Robine Van Der Meer

pottery

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>Dutch model marries Dutch model
Wow, truly poetry!

Very weak

Now post Samara's face model

>Meer

the question is whose kids are those?

At least autist 2.0 is dumping something good

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His, one born in 2004, the other in 2005

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as it should be.

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I honestly prefer Sheploo spamming to Kaidan faggotry, Mark Vanderloo is /aesthetic/

Alright, I'm done for now, proceed accordingly

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Damn, he's one handsome motherfucker.
No homo

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youtu.be/Rldo32Zv42k mfw browsing this shitshow of a thread

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How many images of him do you have?

That's one ugly mofo but that voice...

250

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Kaidan (怪談) is a Japanese word consisting of two kanji: 怪 (kai) meaning “strange, mysterious, rare or bewitching apparition" and 談 (dan) meaning “talk” or “recited narrative.

Can you post new ones please? Some are getting old.

Ghost Threads (Kaidan)


spaghetti strings, marinara red
sit in my metacarpal plates.
i wrap my bony digits
around the threads tight,
my knuckles white
around my blush mane.

i always had this bad habit,
of pulling my hair w-w-when--
whenever I got anxious.
and when I was younger,
I had a stuttering problem
and it'll sh-show up
every n-n-now and again.

every time i lay in my bed,
i feel the shadow of your fingerprints,
ghost across my skin.
so i strangle my tresses in stress,
to get you out of my head.
i never expected your cologne
to override perfume cloaked sheets.

the only code you ever had
was written by armani,
and i fell for it,
like when i close my eyes at night.

I wish Jackfag would post something new ones once in a while, instead he posts the same half a dozen pics over and over and over again.
I'd prefer he wouldn't post at all, but that is unrealistic I guess.

Reminder that Shepard's one true love is the Normandy

mornings are always hard.
i try not to roll over,
but i always end up
right back in the bruises
of a shattered accord.
like someone cut a cord.
we were a f-f-false knot
and our baby had no-no-no more b-b-breath.

i hate this d-d-damn pillowc-c-c-case.
but i can't bring myself to throw it out.
i need some fresh air before I choke
on anamnesis, the recollection of love
turned nemesis.

i need to get out of here.

i find myself running on autopilot,
as i drive my old honda accord
to hennes & mauritz.
beating myself up over this.

because i don't know why
i even go to these places,
because i feel like their dresses
never really fit my frame right.
the shoulders are too loose,
and the waist is too wide.
even though they claim
to have my size.

he was pretty quick to give her up while Joker would have gone down with her

>Wonder what racial mix he is
>Russian, Japanese, Italian?
>Turns out the face model is BRHUEHUE
has the same last name as me as he's from Portuguese descent

this is merely another distraction
from the anxiety that hides
in the corners of my kale eyes
and memories
that are far too compact.
and I h-h-hate him for that.
because it's been 3 months,
and i feel like just yesterday
we were out on our first date.

and i can't help,
but think of him,
playing these games
like I'm bonded to this.
i was never sub-sub-submissive,
but he was certainly dominant.

i-i-i don't know how a ghost
can control my lie-life as it stands
i just want to escape from this.

i want to let go of my carmine strands.
i just want my sclera
to not match the color of my hair.

I don't know about his ancestry but isn't he actually Canadian?

SR2

That poem was ultra-experimental. For one, I wrote this as a first-person, female narrative. I incorporated more glitch-basis stuff (Stuttering) into this and I used a lot more melancholic imagery in this piece. I really hope this one comes off 'cause I'm quite proud of it. Any thoughts, interpretations, or thoughts on the female voice, please share.

Maybe I just look into things too much, bit I alwaysss catch Kaidan and Liara giving eachother these miffed looks as if to say "bitch, she's mine", in the middle of cutscenes! Like I'll be talking innocently to some third-party character, and I'll catch Liara giving Kaidan this "blerghh" look behind my back or vice-versa.

It always cracks me up XD

But this scene is actually totally on purpose, since I accidentally *spoilers* let Liara on unwittingly ALONG with Kaidan who I was actually trying to get.

Needless to say, "things" went downnnn. :P

Whoever knows me at all knows that I love Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect more than I will EVER love ANY man in real life XDD. So here's a little list of all my favorite things that he says (Or favorite moments) during my playthrough as Raven Shepard, Vanguard, Earthborn, Survivor.

(This doesn't include the things he's said in the amazing RP I do with :iconbotaniraver:, who is incredibly amazing at RPing Kaidan and just last night nearly made me cry during a very sweet scene between him and my Sheppig *snuggles Viri*)

Here goes! Kaidan... you make me melt into a puddle of fangirl goo.

"Seeing you alive sent me spinning..."

"I love you, Shepard. Always have. I want to find out what this is between us... make it real"

"Hey you!"

K: "Hey. You know you were gone when I woke up >.>" *heavy flirting*
S: "I didn't have the heart to wake you"
K: "hah that's sweet. But next time... wake me ;) "

Is it bad that I'm only playing Andromeda to romance Vetra?

"Can you feel it, Shepard? Feel the quickening? Illusive Man better say his prayers tonight, because we're coming for him. Murderous asshole. Oh yeah. Tide is turning. I can feel it."

"I could use a reality check"

"You know, going into the geth consensus is going to be the BEST chapter in your autobiography"

"Horizon... I'll own that. I just you to know that I haven't seen anyone since you died... and that I still care"

"My implants got rattled. The doctor explained it in a lot more... technical terms, but that's what I got from it. Rattled."

"Just a quick drink. Then I'll go."

"... I lied. I didn't just come here for a quick drink."

"I'm gonna fight like hell so I can see you again."

"Do you even remember that night before Ilos?"

"Are we the pride of the Alliance fleet or not? Are we valued agents or just bions?"

K: "We're fighting a gigantic, super advanced race of machines and I don't know if I should be in awe or be scared because they're aliens?"
S: "The turians are aliens and we put a boot up their ass."
K: "...I think we're gonna need a bigger boot, Commander."

"When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am."

"Shepard... look at us. This can't end well." *in a standoff with Shepard* (fucking Cerberus and Council drama...)

K: *totally beaten up and laying on a hospital bed* "You know I should be good to go.. they just keep finding one more test to run"
S: "Want me to break you out?"
K: *chuckles* "aah... I'll let you know."

yes

*the EYES!* "You ok Commander?" (Only for those of us who brought Kaidan with us on the mission to the geth ship 8DDD Nothing like Shepard getting separated from the rest of her squad on a hostile ship to send Kaidan into a worry spiral)

"The holes in the tiles remind me of a bathroom floor"

"Still in the hospital. But I'm up on my feet, eating solid food, and making trouble for the nurses. They'll probably throw me out of here soon. Come by if you're on the Citadel. Same room. ~Kaidan"


"...I could shoot someone if it'd make you feel better"

"Well, that's very comforting. Certain death for some, fine for us."

"Who votes we take the well-armored vehicle into the deep, creepy bunker?"

"You sure have to climb a lot of stairs to reach the Council. Think that's suppose to be symbolic of their importance?"

"If your going to make a krogan statue you might as well make it big, right?"

"Anyone else hear that low hum? Sounds like it's coming from that statue. Makes my teeth tingle."

"When you look out and see something this beautiful...well, it really helps you understand what we're fighting to save."

"Mom was right; I should have brought a sweater."

The SR2 is a piece of shit desu. Horribly inefficient use of space and lacks even the most basic safety features before the Alliance spends a month refitting it. Also twice the volume of the SR1 for no real difference in performance.

S: "Think you could learn to float down a few stories like that?"
K: *huffs* "Well. Not in ten minutes."

S: *looking over Cerberus data* "So what, does that mean I'm just some sort of advanced VI?"
K: "You're real enough to me."

"The Illusive Man used those people as a shield, so Shepard wouldn't see Cerberus' true colors."

"After what I saw down there...I've never been more filled with rage."

"The Illusive Man's obviously crazy, but bring him on. Cases like this... I don't mind killing crazy."

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Kaidan, I will love you forever!!! xP

TIM had an overcompensation problem.

>"They spent a lot of money bringing you back, Shepard!"
>spends possibly 50 times that amount on the ship

Also a problem of wanting to get all his workers killed.

The reactor-core has no blast-door until the Alliance bolts a piece on for like 1,000 credits (according to Adams). So in the case of a power surge or overload, the heat-sinks discharge incinerate people. For some reason, the upper level of the core has windows that lead directly into the crew quarters. On top of this it doesn't even have a flight of stairs for the crew to reach the bridge even though the first Normandy did . The only way to get to it from the other decks is an incredibly slow elevator that can be easily wrecked, or a very small and cramped ladder at the back of the science labs. Also, for some fucking reason, the medical room is huge but has only one bed.

I feel sad that WG doesn't make collages anymore.

The last few threads were full of resources for them and they would make for better OP images than what was in the last few OPs

really haven't been in the mood to make one for quite some time, sorry.

>Blames the Illusive Man instead of the terrible designers of Bioware
I can actually imagine that blast-door comment to be a nod towards the previous "creative" -team and their shitty work.
Shame ME3 turned out bad in any case.

Night /meg/

So who do I blame for the kitchen with the huge floor space area that could have been used for larger crew quarters? Or the super-sized walkway near all the hull terminals where there's all of fucking nothing being done with all the space?

aw dammit you bunch of dicks

i thought we were going to let meg die

nope

Huh. I must have missed the vote for that.

shh. just sit back and think of best girl

>and think of best girl
always do

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best character
best race
best husbando

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i got to you, didn't I?

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