/owg/ Overwatch General [new years eve edition]

>tfw you get a double kill with your passive
>tfw catching a charging reinhardt with your trap
>tfw putting a mine/bomb combo on a sombra teleport
>tfw riptiring the entire backline because their tanks are hunting for you
Truly a great feeling

Congrats senpai

>this is the future canon

You ready?

Delicious blueberry cheeks.

Junkrat fuels Zarya dumbcunt

bloo

we died and it's totally 100% not our faults for having shitty positioning and/or gamesense

>back filled
>leave and requeue
will the match maker ever get that its just wasting time

t.genji main

yes, her and soldier are the only two viable dps heroes

mei is good

>fuels
trap goes through shield

>those people who join comp right away at level 25

please stop

>get stuck in trap
>pop bubble
>sponge everything and walk away with broken shields at the most
lmao

If they're in your match must mean you play on the same level as them. Maybe you need to stop.

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Bronze = trash
Silver = trash
Gold = trash
Plat = trash
Diamond = trash
Masters = bad
GM = decent
4.4k+ = good
4.6k+ = very good

>the way D.Va (out of mech) screams when PINNED by Reinhardt

Man.. this is fucked up, I feel guilty every time I do it.

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>820 damage
>walk away
sure thing fucko

THIS IS THE KIND OF RETARD THAT PICKS JUNKRAT

FUCK OFF STUPID SHIT

>MY TRAPS ARE USEFUL
>MY ULT IS USEFUL BECAUSE IT DOESN'T GET SHOT
>I KILL RETARD BASTIONS WITH MY CORPSE, SUCH A GOOD STRAT
>RETARD SOMBRAS, EVER
STAY OUT OF COMPETITIVE YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN QUICK-PLAY STORIES

GO BACK TO QUICK-PLAY

NO SHE ISN'T, FUCK OFF

THAT CHANGES NOTHING YOU RETARD

I guess you're right, I wouldn't know because I don't see Junkrats at my rank

>implying implications
I'm not level 2 anymore user, I know that when I trap her I taunt just out of range for the bubble to pop then mine
Have you ever played junk?

You sound vexed friend, take a deep breath.

They're not in my match, maybe you need to stop.

>Have you ever played junk?
No, I play Zarya
Don't really remember the last time I was killed by a solo Junkrat, with or without his trap

>820 damage
Haha, more like:

>put down trap
>get killed by a competent hitscan shooter
>Zarya walks into trap
>pop bubble, maybe, only if actually in danger
>Zarya doesn't die while healer tops them off
Traps are only like 80 damage max.

nothing to envy
you should see emily ones, she beat us

>Literally only CC that affects through zarya bubbles
>changes nothing
how do these people even get into plat is a mystery

See: >implying you're anywhere near plat

Why is he so smug?

I can't remember the last time I had fun playing this game. Everything about its design and execution just infuriates me too no end. How could a fucking triple A company like Blizzard be so fucking incompetent.

>playing video games for fun
???

You are probably taking it very seriously.
I've had tons of fun and laughs in QP

bet you 95% of the people here are in plat or lower

his penis is the same huge size as Junkrat's despite being a foot+ shorter than him

>game is 7 mins of waiting for ana to boost the soldier 75 spamming he has ult

we still lost

MEI IS SO FUCKING GOOD DUDE

Every time I play Zarya the enemy team completely ignores me or whichever teammate I throw a bubble on. But whenever the enemy team has a Zarya my team dogpiles on whoever has the bubble. I know I'm a shitty Zarya but I can't be that bad.

Then why are you complaining about them if you don't play with them?

>Fail attack on Volskaya because our Soldier can't hit their pharah and our mercy walks in front
>Like no time for defense
>we go full turtle strat, D.va, Rein, Torbjorn, Symmetra, new S76 to kill pharah, 2 healsluts
>I am Torb
>Setup my turret left of the choke
>expect Rein to shield it and D.Va to hold the right flank
>tell them to do this
>counter getting low
>hmm our tanks are taking a while to get here from spawn what's up
>look around
>they aren't behind me
>look around
>they're ahead of the choke
>round starts
>they both fucking die because why the fuck would you ever go past a defensive choke
>We get fucking stomped in basically the minimum amount of time possible

Why

Because I know someone in real life who did that and he's pretty bad.

I can have fun in QP because I don't care about losing.

When we have 5dps 1 tank and they're running 3 tank ana/lucio/mccree I get a tiny bit annoyed.

Honestly who plays Rein in QP? Why would you do that to yourself?

Does anyone want to explain how match making works or rather how it doesn't?

Is it intentionally terrible?

It's just extremely broad because they want queues to be short as fuck

>he puts down traps at random

I don't care about losing but I do care about playing shit games

gold/plat here. can confirm all the way up to diamond.

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whats the point of even having the game if you're going to let someone else boost your account

>posting a potg from a lost game against retards who can't shoot you
Fuck off.

I actually like playing Rein, but in QP I'll never first pick Rein because 9/10 times your team is Hanzo, Widow, Genji, Pharah, and Mercy, and they immediately fuck off to the four corners of the map and you only see them again in the kill feed, dying. If I have a team that will use it, being Rein is fun.

>literally every 3v3 has a Roadhog on both sides
This gamemode was fucked from the moment it was a TDM

>Team Insta-Locks Sombra,Widow,Genji and Hanzo
What does a man do in the face of such things?

1) end of season rewards
2) playing with friends
3) seeing if elo hell is real or you're imagining it (you are)

what's your sens and dpi, bruh

Boosting up to play with friends is a horrid idea.

STOP POST THAT LEWD PICTURES MUH DICK GOES HARDER BECAUSE OF THEM

>you will never be D.va's stream assistant
>she will never humiliate and insult you live on stream

i do. because its fun wrecking the enemy team solo a few times a match.

n-nani

Fuck off

>not immedietly using ult when mercy rez's

?

Wow, you're still pasting this shit in here?
Quit advertising in here. Garbage spamming asshole. Go kill your unimportant self. Or do you need somebody to send you money first?

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Embrace madness, pick a self-sustaining hero and get some practice.

Or when you're staring down the barrel of the 4th or 5th team comp you get like that in a row, quit before you burst a blood vessel.

what is the best sym highlight intro?

i have enough for one including the winter one

picture is cropped, full pic has full naked and both are hung and thick

>paying to get to a rank you'll immediately drop out of
>paying to have a rank you can't play at
>paying to have your account banned for sharing

what sort of useless degenerate would do this lmao

i like askew

>decide to play Sombra in 3v3 for fun, type messages in Match chat about how much I love her and wish to be with her
>guy on my team starts flipping his shit over voice chat about my pick
>decide to embrace Sombra for the rest of the match, fervently exclaiming my love for her on every death, kill, or round completion
>in the final round, upon loss, he quite literally REEEEs at the top of his lungs, says "FUCKING SOMBRA" and disconnects
That was pretty fun

I thought you were just joking, holy shit, really?

Mariachi or Shiver Reaper?

plague doctor desu

Mariachi or Blanco obviously

So is there a hack yet to just unlock everything for free?

Is that Mei?

>So is there a hack yet to just unlock everything for free?
Yea, wealthy parents

no its me

I'm pretty partial to Shiver, I intend to keep using it after the season ends.

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1987191

>all transactions are server side

gl ;^)

Blood, Nevermore, Mariachi and El Blanco are good. Shiver would've been cool, if didn't have that snowflake design on the back.

Where would you take Hana Song on a New Year's eve date?

I know, this story is one we've all heard before, I'm only repeating it because it just happened and I want to vent.
>roadhog attacking temple of anubis
>2nd point
>venture into the left side and come face to face with a junkrat
>pointblank him, reload
>hook an ana peaking the side path, kill her
>mccree and mei run in
>mei starts freeze, mccree flash and fans, and rolls into me
>pointblank him in the face before he fires off second volley
>frozen, take an icicle to the skull
>come out of it, shoot her once, hook, shoot
>4 people dead, advance onto point
>5 team chevrons still at choke
>only thing left alive was their torb and hanzo
I'm only playing QP to warm up after a month of not playing, but still, this shit is dumb.

>Every team has a hero
>You were yours
>That Torb was theirs

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I like to think that on the other side someone actually good at the game is sighing because their entire team died to who didn't have their ult.

They're then the victim of my 5 mentally ill team members Q's. Circle of life

>doing great, pushing payload fast as hell
>suddenly team just stops fucking grouping up and the enemy starts being super good out of nowhere
>we lose at the last second

I've lost motherfucking 14 games in a row now because of this shit.
What the absolute fuck? Seriously just what the fucking shit? It's like this game is rigged with bots and it conspires against me at random, I've literally lost 14 games in a row with different people the same exact way every single time. We push all the way until the last point and then suddenly the other team gets a hyper-accurate mccree, widowmaker, pharah, ect. and my team decides the very best course of action is to fucking blow into random spots all around the map as far as fuck away from me as possible.

Also what's with these retards sitting around choke-holds when the enemy team is dead? Fucking move forward you lobotomized baked pieces of shit.

I've just started practicing with Sombra. She seems a lot more viable than people make her out to be. She's honestly just a little harder to use. It's taken me a fair amount of practice to become useful as Sombra.

I could go into detail about how she "really" works, but I'll just say you gotta git gud. For a hero like Ana to be fully effective, you have to be constantly doing work with her. Sombra is kind of like that but with a bit more need for precision.