Why don't the Germans make any large SUVs like the navigator, Escalade, Tahoe, Suburban etc?

Why don't the Germans make any large SUVs like the navigator, Escalade, Tahoe, Suburban etc?

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because big SUVs can't do 155mph on the highway then do this on the rocks

also search, cayenne transsyberia

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>a full sized american adult in passenger seat

Mercedes GL-Class and Audi Q7 are pretty fucking big. Tahoe-sized.

>because big SUVs can't do 155mph on the highway
Yes they can.
>then do this on the rocks
Yes they can, but that's entirely unimpressive.

show me one stock esclade, navigator, tahoe, yukon, that can do 155mph

the cayenne turbo s can do over 175

Yawn.

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is that a tahoe/navigator/yukon/escalade?

no, it's not even a big SUV. in fact, it weighs only slightly more than a cayenne

Size and weight have nothing to do with top speed.

Keep benchracing though.

VW is literally making one starting this year just to appease the amerifat demand.

then find a full-size american suv that can do 155mph

or just say that big suvs are dynamically inferior and germany is smart to stay under 5,000 lbs for their trucks

Wanna hook a 8k lb trailer and see who's faster? The Jeep is the only SUV here geared for top end speed, all the other ones you listed are geared for quick acceleration, towing and cruising.

Here's a pickup truck doing those speeds. Even Allah approves apparently.

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...still not 155

and a cayenne turbo s has 590 ft lbs of torque. motherfucker would fly with a trailer attached

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>then find a full-size american suv that can do 155mph
The US doesn't have an autobahn so most are tuned with a limit around 120. This is easy to remove if need be.

>big suvs are dynamically inferior
Do you know what dynamic or inferior mean?

>germany is smart to stay under 5,000 lbs for their trucks
Porsche Cayenne US sales 2015: 16,474
Chevrolet Tahoe US sales 2015: 88,342
GMC Yukon US sales 2015: 42,732
Cadillac Escalade US sales 2015: 21,230

Total US 2015 sales for short wheelbase fullsize GM SUV: 152,304
Nearly ten times the Cayenne. If we add in the long wheelbase Suburban, Yukon XL, and Escalade ESV, that rises to 249,195.

249,195 vs 16,474.
GM must be doing something right and Porsche must be doing something wrong.

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>motherfucker would fly with a trailer attached
>2.92 gear ratio
Yeah, no.

>giving a fuck about SUVs
this is why we are getting shit angry crossovers everyday

No, people thinking small cars shaped like SUVs are good is why we're getting crossovers.
People caring about real SUVs is a good thing, as it's what keeps SUVs separate from sedans.

Why? Because the Americans are the only ones who'd buy them, and they're already building their own.