/gerg/ Giant Extreme Robutts General

OP sucks edition 01/01/17

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
battletechgame.com/

Armored Core:
pastebin.com/Ek3kMtZW
pastebin.com/WSq32Amg
steamcommunity.com/groups/armoredcorevg

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
clanjadewolf.net/mwll/
mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
playhawken.com/
herokuapp.hawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
heavygear.com/
store.steampowered.com/app/416020

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
bombdogstudios.com/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
mwomercs.com/

Rough Ride your new forklift here:
mwomercs.com/roughneck

Free Centurion / week of premium time:
mwomercs.com/profile/redeem
Redeem Code: NCIXMECH
Redeem Code: MechWarriorOnline_Gift_2016

How to start MWO:
youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO (aka the Manual):
docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Group Mumble Info:
kong.stepoff.com
port:7777

Other urls found in this thread:

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=175&l=8c7810e11b50d41b53bdb99716a88acc4ba1ed94
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=175&l=8ba128212dfb4d7873d62b62da9eec40d02c4723
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Guys is MWO p2w?

0th for
*shitmeching intensifies*.jpg

it's pay to not grind

real money only hero mechs and premium time just give you flat cbill percentage boosts to your earnings.
real money champions give you a flat bonus to xp earnings

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Why is playing shit builds so fun? I can't get enough of these meme guns on my pepsicat.

ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO PLAY THE GAME AT ALL.

>they still que and think anti-playing is 'helping'

they won't focus fire. they won't turn and nuke suiciders behind them for free and ez kills. they refuse to move as a group. they refuse to do anything other than hillhump solo feed kills to the enemy team or friendly fire

suiciding assaults

memeguns are great for brawlers who need sustain rather than alpha. They do bonus damage to structure and will kill shit once the armor is gone.

a scat is not a shitmek

I feel like a shit for not running ECM on it, but then I get to do the MASC dance with 6 memeguns and it feels SO GOOD

Timber Wolf a shit! SHIT!!!

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Sick shot kakos

Thanks Mr Salt

>pubbie Kit For with two LRM15s and nothing else

(You)

what are "You"s?

>pubbie Kit Fox with a Gauss rifle and nothing else

>getting mad at a shit build on a 20t mech

>"i-i-it's okay because i'm a light!"
no it's not

are baths a social construct

No, hygiene and health aren't social constructs.
They're not stompy robots either.

A Kit Fox is 30 tons though...

Can any Mechs hold 8+ meme guns in the same medium/light weight class, or is the pepper cat the best for that despite losing ECM?

Cat's your only hope for that.
...right now.

I just checked my score, is this good?

>laserangel
Holy shit, I thought he was really bad. Why isn't he grinding on the A-team drops with Dashing and Recnamoruen?

Nice, good to see oldfags blowing the fuck out of EMP shitters

What happened to all the people that played one good match and never played again?

I think they got filtered to where you need a minimum number of matches now

It only counts people who have at least 10 matches on the leaderboards now.

Dashing is not a real konglord

is it still a meme if it's good and it works?

A meme started long ago because he praised connor.

WHO?

This is what I get for piloting the Awesome 8R LRM boat.

>

Why didn't you accept the invite to the TRUE KONGLORDS™

Is this meme going to keep being a thing in 2017? Are we not more creative? Stop giving that fuck attention and let him rot.

Watching Rather Dashing pilot his 4 CERLL Hellbringer made me feel funny in the pants

He's never done that tho.

Guys I did all that damage with one mech

What?

Faction play

Farms damage with big kong premades but gets killed in the last few minutes

Keeps calling out several times at the end game screen that all the damage he did was with his first mech

Klords please notice me

So is the goal of all this just to character assassinate him? Are we trying to kick him out of kong? I don't frequent the generals enough to know.

Not necessarily, since he was never in kong (very similar to how Kaelus came to associate with us), there can be no assassination. It's like blaming Norris for browsing the papercraft board

>since he was never in kong
This is news to me.

He keeps talking about stuff nobody cares about and think it is cool to talk about those things

So he tries to dictate conversations like kaelus did? Is there a new kong kast or something and he's trying to tell people how to run it? Is it more than him just seeming to be annoying? That's all I'm gathering from this, that he's being annoying. For that all this seems like a lot of effort instead of just telling him to shut the hell up.

Also his fake loud laughter is annoying so is his background music

Nice

Pay2BShit

>you have sick ballistic and missile hardpoints on a clan battlemech assault, what kind of build you want
>just gimme a shitlander with less firepower
>say no more my man

I have made it my personal mission to bully a certain player where ever I may see them, on my team or otherwise.

fuck im a faggot for doing shit like this

Better drive to their house and suck their dick, that'll really show em LOL!

>44.9
I hate this

Also starting to feel like 200 SRMs and 3000 Machine Gun rounds isn't enough, but if I kill any heat sinks then the LPL starts to feel useless

thanks again for the build, playing 2x LPL wasn't any fun compared to this or the Pulsecrow

Redpill me on the Panther lads, is it actually a good Mech or is it just a shit meme?

Hello will MWO be p2w in 2017

It's ok. It has decent quirks which let you do 2lpl or 2ppc, and it does work. The problem is it's still quite big for it's tonnage and there are better fast mid range skirmishers.

I just broke into tier 3 a few days ago and continuing to win 60-70% of my games. Am I not total trash yet, guys?

>I just broke into tier 3
I just broke into 2017. Get on my level scrub.

So we all agree that we hate dashing and he should fuck off right?

Affirmative

Negative

Alright, I have some time on my hands before the real new year's party begins.

Can you guys even compare? Also note that I finally found a use for the '20 dollar, 40 dollar shipping, 1000+ dollar purchasing ceiling before they even let you buy it'-card.

and a happy new year

Yes, I do indeed have a signed Ky Kiske guilty gear X concept art Daisuke picture framed on my wall.

Also primarily rifle target shooting trophies from before half of you were born.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=175&l=8c7810e11b50d41b53bdb99716a88acc4ba1ed94
it's legitimately fun

>not running at least one pepsi
>damage cap of 450 is legitimately fun

>taking MWO seriously

Who?

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=175&l=8ba128212dfb4d7873d62b62da9eec40d02c4723

>mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=175&l=8ba128212dfb4d7873d62b62da9eec40d02c4723
there's no gauss rifle though

It's better.

>people think Christ Roberts would disapprove of my card usage.

who cares?

Happy New Years eurokong.

Also rest of kong, since I probably won't have a chance to post later.

Happy new year kongers

>brought lrms to solo queue
>everything went better then expected

who

C1, obviously you fucking retard kongoloid.

So what's the deal with the Executioner / Gladiator? I mean, it has MASC and 7 lasers in one arm, that seems pretty good. Why is it less popular than the Cyclops?

How many years until we get Streak LRMs? Just a couple more, right?

>Vass used to be a good boy
>Was turning his life around
>Shooting trophys
>If only they had more money for dem programs.

Because it's extremely bad. It's Spurdomech tier or probably even worse.
>gorilla arms with low hardpoints
>8 tons and 4 critical slots of locked jumpjets that work like dogshit because it's an assault mech
>locked into ferro no endo
>locked crit slots in RT fucks up the ballistic hardpoint omnipod so it's very limited what you can put there
>losing RT is basically death for almost every build
>maximum laser arms don't have option for arm actuators because fuck you
>the builds it can run make it either a 95 timber wolf with worse weapon mount locations or a 95 ton pulsecrow that's obese by 40 goddamn tons
>NO STRUCTURE QUIRKS despite being the hugest fucking robot in the game, being undergunned as hell for it's weight, being terrible at peeking because of low mounts and assault mech agility, and being terrible at poptarting because assault mech JJs

This. The only fun I had in the sEx was building for brawls and sneaking up on heavies then bum rushing them with MASC.

Like those videos you see of giant retards using tard strength and speed to beat on regular people.

>remove .4 tons of armor
>bump up to 2 machine gun ammo tons.

Where's your Justice poster?

which robots are the most stompy?

Thanks for the thorough explanation.

who here paid 2 win for the roughnecker?

Atlas and Bear are both very stompy.

it's IS and has no guns on the arms, how could it ever possibly be good?

Whats the stalker build for lurm boating?

Like this.

>implying shoulder weapons aren't the most important
>implying the pig won't gib it yuuuge quirks

It needs jumpjets to be buffed, some sort of structure quirks, or some sort of weapon quirks. Otherwise it's literally the worst clan assault.

It really should have noticeable structure or armor quirks. By TT rules the mobility, JJs and the speed it can go with MASC makes it harder to hit and gives it better control over range brackets than a "normal" assault mech, especially if you can keep bunnyhopping into cover hexes.

>be clanner
>run clam XL engine
>fast and efficient
>torso twisting like a boss

>be IS
>run standard engine
>fuck yeah, got all my good shit on one side-torso, i can torso twist like a boss
>slow as fuck, feels like i'm one weight class heavier for no reason
>enemy cores my good torso instantly and all my weapons are gone
>die moments later

>be IS
>run meme XL engine
>can fit a decent load-out on but losing even one side is instant premature death
>practice "torso twist fundamentals"
>instantly cored and dead because lol IS-XL
>center torso wasn't even scratched

what a balanced game