/owg/ - Overwatch General

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HOOKS

Slut.

Slut.

Slut.

Slut.

Pure.

Delete this.

Just play Lucio.
I have never seen anyone ever blame Lucio for anything.
Just stand in the back and shuffle songs. That's it. Maybe spam bubbles in general enemy direction too.

>decide to look at healslut discord
>open random channel
>first thing I see is this

>pure
>that outfit
come on now...

Is everyone here compete garbage or is that only the people who post in late night /owg/?

happy new year from nipland
here's to a 2017 filled with MADA MADA

It's just a silly Halloween costume.
Pure.

only the people who are trash post about it

It all makes sense now. Owg is actually just Tumblr users. Explains all the faggoty shipping.

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Am I the only Hana poster left?

Why do you think there's so many gayposters?
And no, not all of /mgg/ migrated here.

Stop sexualizing Phara

Lmao

Posted in dead thread by accident

Never.

Nah.
Let's talk about the things we want to do to Hana user

Early concepts

blame Blizzard
look what they did to her

how could a straight man not want a piece of this?

Happy new year user!

I love cucking nanocancer.

>that Widowmaker
>that fucking helmet
>legs thicker than her torso
>clown feet

What the fuck were you doing at the very front of your team? Nigga fall back.

Several of the highly ranked players I've run across have acted like babies the moment anything doesn't go their way. We even had someone from /owg/ make it on reddit because they threw a game when someone was talking to them.

Who is this semen demon?

How else will they learn peaceful ways?

>everyone in this thread

Now, if I could cuddle her to warm her up and bring her normal skin tone back.
Pharah is not a zombie.

Is she wearing a ball gag?
>dat hair
>dat outfit
really makes you think

I love Hana.

tfw no korean petite gf

Looks like that one "steampunk" bitch from LoL

Just do it user

I don't kiss trash

I want to massage her butt

Should I instalock genji faster to become a pro

>its another episode of: Low platinum player in 1v1 loses the trade so he keeps running and trying to cheese you a kill while going 0-4

>those lips

feelsgoodman

Do you have two screens?

Play overwatch in one and watch that Seagull guy on the other screen.

And don't forget to listen to anime soundtracks and change the game's voice over to japanese.

Now you are a Genji Pro

>winter mystery most popular
>takes 3+ minutes to find a match

This is kinda funny with the witch skin.

Guys, i feel bad

One of my friends tanked his rank so he could play with me (he used be master, and im platinum)

>decide to main Bastion in comp
>constant complaining
>start to win
>everyone goes silent

>t. high gold

best part of maining an "off meta" (aka unpopular) character desu

...

It's quite amazing how people even complain about someone picking Zenyatta instead of Lucio.

Should I feel bad I'm gold? All I play are RTS games and some mobas. How do I truly improve at aiming? It's so hard to transition lads.

>You will still like me and main me even if I get nerfed, right, user?

tfw my pc is so trash I have to play with low specs.

I never liked you in the first place.

You don't have to protect him, we all know who it was

>it's an autistic retard doesn't know what humor or emotion is so they take literally everything you say literally regardless of how thick you layer on the obviousness of your joking episode

So this is the power of the moba community. Said I should go Genji and they bitched and whined a ton so I actually did go Genji, ended up with 4 gold and them rage quitting.
What kind of blithering retard gets mad about winning in QP?

>timthetatman has 18k viewers

how

that guy is awful

I'm a master and I never hear this. NA.

>Medals
Mean literally nothing user

The Massan of OW. In 2 seasons he will no longer be able to maintain masters and will fade into oblivion

>be Pharah main
>nobody ever blames me when we're losing and blames the Hanzo instead regardless of either of our performances

When he ragequit someone said "finally" in chat and we all started laughing.

...

Early Zarya probably

>gift my little brother overwatch for christmas
>tell him no matter what happens he has to ignore chat
>he laughs it off
>few hours later he tells me he understands now
>people were telling him to kill himself for picking junkrat when he tried it for the first time
>he was lvl 6

one of the better fanarts imo

Why do people hate Junkrat so much? I usually wreck shit with him.

Is there something I don't know? Is he the hidden gay boy?

wtf why did people even care at that level

God I'm glad I was there for launch instead

>wtf

I have a little brother too, much younger than me. He plays pharsh because she is his favourite. He quit playing S3 because people in fucking Gold are tryharding and shirting on him for playing her. That little fuck has top 5% stats as her and I watch him shit on people on the daily. Feels bad, he has potential to climb.

"competitive" gaming is cancer

lol looks like you need to let loose faⅿ

>I was just pretending to be a stupid nigger

Well you sure fooled me and it's still fooling me.

Just make the worst picks possible.

The chat alone makes it worth it.

I got someone to uninstall a couple of games ago.

Play characters that requite less or no aiming. I was a kid who only played RPGS and strategy games (badly) so I just climb as Ana, Zarya, Rein, Lucio as picks. Got to masters.

>I got someone to uninstall
How would you know though?

Not sure what's triggering you friend

There's a few good ones

>haha are you mad bro are you mad lol ex de

Sorry that I pointed out that you look like a stupid jackass and made you angry. Maybe one day you'll be able to grow some balls and not act like a passive-aggressive whimp, probably not ever though.

I don't really feel there's much he can do that Pharah can't do better.
I still don't meme on people for picking him though.

Despite this threads autistic screeching, D.va is not going to get nerfed. D.va is not the problem (Just like Roadhog), but rather a symptom of the problem (Tanks being able to all be healed massive amounts at the same time).

If your complaint is D.va eating ults. Stop. Fucking. Shooting. Your. Ult. At. Defense. Matrix.

Seriously man someone types wtf and you get this mad lol ex de

Fucking turbo autism right there

>someone
>reddit filename

They completely lost it in chat and declared they were going to uninstall because they'd lost almost 1000 SR and my Bastion pick was the final straw.

Defense matrix needs a longer cooldown between uses. The current one second is way too low.

this is why i stopped maining 76 and now main symmetra isntead

i was getting my ult and as soon as i use it it gets completely countered by rein shield/defence matrix/lucio ult

with symmetra i dont have that problem

>if either Reaper or 76 were female hardly anyone would dispute the fact that this will become canon

Really grinds those gears huh?

I don't think Blizzard is going to give us any inter-team hookups anyway. So far everyone has has love interests outside the team.

I hope Soldier and Reaper don't get any though for obvious reasons

Reaper's was revealed in the last comic as well.

please for the love of allah stop playing Genji on defense

And they run when the sun comes up!