1st for laughing when newfags tell you how to do your job
Christopher Turner
What's defficiency?
Parker Jones
Hug the vox race acceptance now
Jack Brown
fucking finally
Josiah Anderson
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PAIN FINALLY KILLED THE METACLUB?
Juan Peterson
Post the Julia picture you mentioned.
Wyatt Gomez
ah yes, "australia"
Angel Miller
>Weekends only It's shit obviously, but I have to admit that it does create a sort of withdrawal effect for the players and makes the parties seem more valuable. But again, that is a fair point. >Clique and metaclub supreme >Literal e-penis and admin butt buddy system Again, a fair point, metagaming is a thing sometimes but I hate how on most servers you have no way of playing with bros properly. Playing in groups/with friends is alright if self moderation is applied by said people, so you have two choices, trust people and hope for the best ignoring some meta situations (lifeweb), or make it fully banable (most SS13 servers). >Dude film grain everywhere lmao Not a valid complaint and a shitty opinion at best. Color graded sprites and filters do genuenly create thematically consistent feel for the server, which is lacking for almost every other byond game with constant sprites and coloring that does not fit each other. Might I remind you that there was a discussion about introducing a color palete for Veeky Forums at some point, that discussion started for a reason. >Presented to you by Microsoft Powerpoint Lower tickrate is necessary for the more complicated combat and interactive system, if shit would be super fast changing styles and whatnot would be almost useless and pointless. As for actual lag, it's not frequent and never happens to Ruskies, it's a price that mostly Murricans have to pay.
Most of these are valid criticisms, but you also have to admit what I've said before, one Russian drug addict churns out more complicated systems and regular updates, more than even the biggest servers like Goon.
You know very well that if Lifeweb code would be leaked a lot of stuff from it, especially the life code itself would be very valuable. The very fact that a solo coder can outdo servers says a lot.
Some lads say that the base code is ancient Lunar stuff, so development of lifeweb took years to get to this point, and if the source code was leaked, it would be nigh unreadable or salvageable aside from just the 1 (one) guy who sat in his spaghetti fortress for at least 8 years.
It is pure condensed supreme autism, and I'm not even sure either Randy is a hardcore krokodil addict, or someone/something else was involved in the development of the whole system.
Connor Hill
benis
Liam Sullivan
Why is there a bell pepper?
Asher Nguyen
This is a family-friendly Christian board you fuck.
Luke Taylor
wenis
Lincoln Rogers
tenis
Grayson Richardson
bepis
Andrew Hall
butt
Jordan Jenkins
butt butt
Gavin Taylor
Did you just butt me?
Joshua Gonzalez
>no 2017 folder for logs Panic
Robert Ortiz
the secret to playing sec;
be polite, be professional, and have a plan to taze everyone you meet people are much easier to keep under control when you aren't playing the SS to the HoS' hitler
Nathan Rodriguez
how the fuck do the solar array kits work, do they just add fuck all for power and you need a million of them? does the glass you use matter at all?
Gavin Moore
>those ling performances
wew
Anthony Allen
>join as CE >nothing really to do >do some superficial optimizations of waste then decide to go spacing for a bit >find a rogue AI core and snag an antimov board >immeeeeeeediately max out every antag setting >bleb hits the station >go home disappointed
Fun fighting the blob though! Those inflatable walls really help stretch the supplies.
can we just nerf the blob already the entire crew needs there own personal emitter to beat it lasers do fucking nothing
Joseph Sullivan
my secret is to play warden ;)
Gavin Richardson
well that would certainly explain it, I was using regular glass
Ayden Turner
Have you tried two people shooting at the same spot at the same time It really works wonders
Noah Walker
>yfw ailsa will never notice you
makes me sad
Hudson Rogers
That round as HoS was pain. Good though. IC in LOOC is still IC in OOC.
Benjamin Morgan
>yfw butt will never butt you
makes butt sad
David Murphy
We had destroyed 8/10ths of the blob when the shuttle was called.
The shift didn't end cause of the blob. The shift ended because someone used the blob as an excuse.
Ayden Jackson
What was the purpose of robocop? I didn't see fuck all going on.
Levi Wood
It was a little heavy in the prison wing, did Quentin end up getting left there?
Owen Long
>see you install a fuck on of heat exchange plates >immediately put on a suit because I was sure we were going to get celted nothing more disturbing than pipe work where there shouldn't be pipe work
Levi Rivera
>immeeeeeeediately max out every antag setting what did you expect this to do lmao
Wyatt Clark
exactly. learn also how to wire without too much struggle:
Aaron Thompson
Dean wanted to while we were in the AI core. I allowed him too. I couldn't even remember how add new lawsets it had been so long. Card and reset is usually all I ever need to do.
Sebastian Clark
if an admin pushes buttons for it it could happen
Jaxon Thomas
>see butt install a fuck on of heat exchange plates >immediately put on a suit because I butt sure we were butt to get celted nothing more disturbing butt pipe work where there shouldn't be butt work
Andrew Campbell
Put me in the pool if an admin pushed create antag.
thanks celtic
all it did was ensure that any fire didn't overstress the system, resulting in clogging and loss of efficiency.
Caleb Harris
Yeah that one was an actual player controlled blob. But everywhere else was just AI blobs and easily dealt with.
Security never relayed how bad it was to engineering/common. We would have focused on it.
Brody Perez
Must have been Quentin himself. So we lost nobody. I didn't actually know how bad it was until I went up there at about 3 minutes to shuttle. I was putting out a dozen other fires including somebody who wouldn't stop IC in LOOCing at me. I wasn't involved in the calling at all, why did the shuttle launch so early?
Adam Cooper
It didn't. the captain and CMO authorized an early launch but I refused to be the last one and launch it because there was no bleb
Dylan Sanchez
Unadulterated faggotry from the pair of them. Me and the HoP ling were in the secpod. Well done RD.
Nolan Baker
I uploaded robocop in case the HoP was tricky and purged/onehuman'd/core freeform'd the borgs
turns out even if the HoP used that module it wouldn't do anything (kill all humans doesn't really work when law 1 overrides it) but I wanted to be safe
Brody Howard
is vg13 really dead?
Hunter Sanchez
wut?
Nolan Anderson
deserted
Parker Reed
>blue APC in the hall >nobody noticed
Aiden Martinez
Because he killed the deputy warden and warden at the same time in the AI upload. Really nice work crushing me with the door while lasering him.
Blake Scott
I was wondering about that too. In the end I went Delta on 29 hacked APCs
Carter Carter
Gotta get dem valids on the clown and mime
Eli Myers
>expecting sec to have any awareness whatsoever
Most sec officers have only one mindset; >muh valids And if the valids aren't waving a flashing neon sign at them saying "I M VALID", hell, even if they ARE, they probably won't notice.
James Lewis
It's just charging bro. Nothing to be worried about. Remain calm.
Sebastian Campbell
>agree to be acting HoS for god knows why >cant even open armoury and bridge when shit gets fucked
JUST
Brody Bailey
yeah, the head of personnel had a very loose view of what our titles were supposed to mean, he didn't even actually give me warden access the first time I asked, only changed my title I still think having deputies is useful though
Hunter Evans
Medbay. Honestly? I think I have, I haven't seen anything new in a while.
Brayden Campbell
medbay maybe, I don't know, i put more effort into doing my job well so i don't have time to experiment with secret shit
Jacob Thompson
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
You might be on the test server or something.
Jacob Jenkins
it was a good idea but playing any kind of head role still gives me the spooks
Juan Campbell
>tfw r&d went pretty good after employing a cat
Oliver Thomas
Who do you ship spessmen with? Who do you ship rail with?
James Cruz
I ship both with toolboxes
Logan Hill
I despise playing HoS. Though I think I would make a good one. Is there any way to play HoS without stressing the fuck out?
Carson Perry
Play captain and ignore everything but security radio
Nathaniel Brown
L A W
also you don't have to beg for access
Camden Anderson
>Play captain and ignore everything but security radio >how to be a condom101
John Stewart
HoS is a job that requires you to have no soul and no fun, and think of THE LAW only. Be ready to deal with all of the retarded assistants greytiding for muh robusness and the clown can be your greatest ally or worst enemy.
Christopher Cooper
;HELP VOX IS TAKING ME TO DORMS
Jose Gutierrez
;vox have sale on human organs in dorms, good price
Oliver Taylor
me grabs Tikikaka by the cloaca.
Oliver James
Kill yourself Ailsa
Nathan Lee
I ship yourself with the the /suicide verb
Christian Campbell
How to deal with lack of access as security >Get ye battering ram >Remove doors
Lincoln Ross
How much have you messed around with time release pills?
Jace Cooper
>Blink light next to security officer >They don't notice
Kevin Hill
speaking of organs why there's no recipes for other organs? why i can't eat a fried liver with potatoes? why there's no onions? why i can't cook limbs?
Eli Turner
>Shitters in medbay who dont add a bit of Plasma to the mix for an extra KICK
Explain yourselves
Jonathan Hughes
when you sprite it
Robert White
>other organs I mean there are brain recipes, ass recipes, and a generic organ burger as well
Also you can make gelatin from teeth
Tyler Cox
>using plasma instead of milk+vomit read the fucking wiki newfag
Wyatt Watson
the one thing i want from HoS as an officer is communication. take charge and give orders, dont just be le edgy cool coat man
Liam Clark
Yeah, I genuinly fucked that up. My bad.
Jack Moore
I tried my hardest to make them work, the only two semi-viable results I got are here. I don't really use them much. Instant Flash COULD be useful if you niggered a medical hardsuit from EVA and wore it around but then I would hate you.
Jaxson Richardson
Reminder that deaf, blind, armless, legless, and fat is the ultimate powergame >can't be cuffed >can't be bola'd >can't be flashed >flashbang and HONK does nothing to you >free magboots and immunity to slip at roundstart >lings need a special sting to penetrate your blubbery body
Christopher Lopez
>Cap promotes me to HOP >It's vampires >Our chaplain died somehow >Another Head wanted me to "increase the number of chaplain slots so another can sign up" Is this even possible?
Jayden Cruz
Are there any secret tricks to gaining credits that the captain won't tell you and will make the vox HATE you and all the waifus love you?
Andrew Clark
on TG. here it's an admin only thing
Asher Anderson
>and all the waifus love you? No tricks for waifufaggots Enjoy your poor life masturbating to shitty sprites being controlled by a fat neckbeard
Eli Williams
And basically, you at fucking retarded
yes
Adrian Peterson
Why not keep one arm?
Owen James
it was a joke about clickbait ads, but I actually am interested in ways to get credits besides paychecks and cargo related jobs
Luke Cox
1. Obtain DDrill Ripley 2. Mine shit tons of plasma
Noah Ortiz
I know, user I'm just a sperg Mining can get you a shit load of dosh Mind powers let you see the pin number of someone, so you can go to any head and unload all their fucking sweet department cash into your fucking poorfag pda
Austin Wood
This is completely untrue. I spend most of my time detaining random non-antag shitters. This is why I am suprised to encounter a genuine antag like a changeling or malf.
Mason Murphy
The other radios are really quite, and last time I tried the command headset it picked up the other channels but didn't allow you to speak except for command and sec.
