League of Legends general - /lolg/

thats it, see you next month

Kog

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I told you. Chaos Knight. Same as yesterday.

Check out the 7 get again.

>not taking ult at 6 for roaming

Talon

And I told you I don't play Dota

forgot pic

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Lucian

Kassa because fk u

Kha'Zix.

DRAG THEM
(your team)
DOWN

Orianna of course

is it possible to train your reaction time?

bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

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Rengo

Splatman of many shadows

Rerolling for Alien.

With this 7 get you will become the most autistic Singed main that ever existed. And that is a very steep challenge.

skerner

Tell me a secret, /lolg/

I've spent over €2k on this shit game

happy new year everyone except Soraka mains!

dragonpoosi

I wanna become a yasuo/ribbon mayne

Qarthus
Qassadin
Qassiopeia
Qorki
Eqqo
Reneqton
Jinqs
Mordeqaiser
Blitzqrank
Soraqa

>getting good at a reaction test instead of getting better at the game

Waste of time. Just play the game.

whoa, you suck harder than a thai slut in a saturday night

How is that even possible? I feel honestly bad for you user, I do hope it gets better cuz worse it fucking can't

I'm really tired from staying up super late but it's usually around 160ms.

Just play more reaction-oriented vidya, user.

Done

Shame I just disenchanted a shard for Ice Drake

:^)

I want to quit and do something more healthy with my life but I can't stop playing.

I think my boyfriend might be gay. He keeps playing with my dick.

life sucks sometimes man. but im not depressed or anything. i know how to deal with these problems im facing right now. or well at least i think i know how. a real issue right now im facing is how much presence these problems im facing right now have in my life.

Starting to actually wake up now. lol

omq nobody cares just shut up lol

i just farted

I want to fuck Teemo!

*sniff*

Are you ready to [spolier] have fun [/spoiler]?

I occasionally fap to human x Pokemon smut

I have more fun playing poro king/ARAM than I do playing ranked/normals

Why do you have such poor tastes in yordles?

so brave

The autism that went into this.

>amumu: you can now dance

lel

im not a cute anime girl, my farts stink

Teemo a cute! He's like, third best yordle after Kled and Ziggs.
Kled > Ziggs > Teemo > Veigar > Rumble > Kennen > the others

>movement speed for Lucian removed
>ryze removed significantly
>zilean cannot be triggered

KEK

I can't really see anything attractive in the yordles besides Kled and Ziggs. I sometimes dabble in Rumble but only because he's Ziggs' boyfriend.
It's mostly their voices or personalities.

Kennen doesn't look like a yordle at all

>be low plat elo
>yasuo every game
>they're always fucking bad

make it stop
get me to an elo where people don't play this fucking champion

Here's a better solution: just ban the fucking champion.

Once you reach diamond they transform into "YASUO OTP MID PLS"

I want to stand guard and protect lulu when she sleeps!

I like them because they're fluffy, cute and small. I like short furry guys in general.

He does in his karate skin. Wish they'd give him a VU. So many yordles need some sort of tiny VU.

>pick something that shits on him in lane
>ban him

I love Lissandra!
Ama!

>pick darius
>go in to lane
>yasuo is running crit runes
>has 20%
>crits me to death

wew.

>ban yasuo
>yasuo main gets triggered, pick teemo and run it down mid

shut the fuq up

I think in diamond at least they're good players so it's not really an issue beyond the full AD comps you get

Lulu is best girl!

that's not a question

They'll dodge more often than not.

Int feeding results in a permaban, even if it's your first time doing it.

>yasuo player statistically more likely to be on enemy team

> int feeding results in a permaban
Oh you poor soul

>smurf account
>queue for aram
>8 minute queue
>i'm the only human player in the game

???????

Yasuo mains are smarter than they look tho.
They won't feed intentionally but they'll do shit like, taking your pick with cleanse ghost, go top and do terribly on purpose.

Yasuo mains are truly the cancer killing this game.

It makes zero sense that a 0/8 poppy still wins the game because that kit is just retarded tanky

What makes Poppy so fucking tanky? Her w and passive?

her twintails

>I just had a thought: three pigtails!
Would she be literally unkillable?

That makes her a qt.

based
female or male human?

How many mains should I have?
I'm thinking 3, one for each of your two main roles
And a support because le xd autofill

>four pigtails
god help us

official rulebook says you need exactly 5 mains

You should be able to play at least 3 champs for your main roles and 2 for offroles. Not great but not shit at least

One (1).

>get a really good team, poppy top, no yasuo in the game
>someone dodges
>next game
>top laner locks in yasuo

I'm starting to believe Yasuo was a mistake

Every time I've reported somebody for legitimately int feeding (running it down a certain lane or just trying to get to the enemy base to die), they've always been permabanned.

Yasuo mains are actually very braindead. If you put them on another champ, they can't even play it one-hundredth as well, but they somehow still feed less.

Just got arcade hecarim and annie in wonderland shards.
Have neither of the champs.

>meteos getting hate on reddit

good

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bout time.

>25 deaths in dying within 5 seconds of showing in lane literally flashing to his death

was he drunk

what did he do this time

yes.

but that's no excuse.

reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/5lf9xp/meteos_going_124_in_ranked/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=leagueoflegends

he pulled a tyler1 while shit talking tyler1