/pdg/ - payday:the heist and PAYDAY 2 General

Arbiter grenade launcher nerf when edition

Previous big oil heist with pubs >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

First for sydney mega mask coming only to the good goys who emptied their wallets last month

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bronco or baby deagle?

reminder

Bronco for loud, Beagle for stealth

bronco, fuck those jews

Matever

Dead

Bronco

Super dead

Do your part and RPG a shitter today.

what the fuck is with this thread

Mega Dead

bumperino

Why can't (who the fuck is supposed to be awake right now) keep a thread alive?

SEVEN BUCKS?!? There's hardly any content!

Update when

it's half past two AM why aren't you all sleeping now how are you supposed to keep the htread alive at half past two AM

Not everyone is in Europe, wanker.

>"mum what the fuck is a 'time zone'?"

Give me ONE REASON why the Breaker is better than my beloved Maccaroni.

Ability to be silenced and the animation when reloading from empty.

larger magazine, better spread, especially if you have the horizontal leveller from the spec ops pack (the fact that you can USE the horizontal leveller is one thing in its favor, mosconi has pretty much no mods)

>more than 2 shots
give me one reason to use marcellus when breaker exists

Is that horizontal barrel a straight upgrade on shotguns?

I fucking feel your brother.

It makes the vertical spread tight but horizontal spread loose, turning it into something akin to the shotguns in Vice City.
In effect, it becomes slightly harder to headshot, but it increases your likelyhood of hitting multiple heads in 1 shot.

fuck all of you maccaroni 4lyf

>pickup rate sucks
>silence shitters need to git gud
>maccaroni looks way cooler so fuck your animations

To be totally honest.
Who gives a shit about the primary shotguns?
Street Sweeper and Judge are the only shotguns you ever need.

>Judge
My negro
>Street Sweeper
Nah, son

>Cheater hud
You're not my negro you shitter

why is hoxhud considered cheating?

>not the gsps

Even though the sweeper is the weakest shotgun, I think it's the funnest.
It does enough damage with the damage skills and 000 Buckshot and headshots.
That's Wolfhud. Most shitters deem HUD mods as cheating because they give more information to the player than the game originally had. The best argument is drills having a timer displayed physically on them, and you can bypass that by using a HUD mod.

The Street Sweeper is kinda weak, but i love using it with HE rounds.

It's a shitty meme

Shouldn't professional heisters know what they're getting into, user?

Thats the joke, he should know his shit already

Happy New Year, heisters! Have you made any resolutions for 2017? Our resolution here is to continue providing another 12 months of up-to-date support.

And with that in mind, we are starting the new year with a new Monthly Side Job. 2017's first Monthly Side Job is:
- Nostalgia (monthly_firestarter)
Complete it for your chance at your first FREE Stat Boost or Team Boost mod of 2017!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)
- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary (slakt_2)

And the new year's first Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_spacetime)
Brought to you by Hoxton.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>another year until overkill puts this game out of its misery

>implying the number and location of guards, cameras and civilians doesn't change every time
>actually being so autistic that you know every combination and location of guards, cameras and civlians
Weak bait desu

nice bait, almost fell for it

I've been out of the game for a while. Have they does underdog still make you take more damage or does it actually work good now?

>actually being so autistic that you know every combination and location of guards, cameras and civlians
I mean, some of us have 1500+ hours of gameplay and at this point we know the maps and the spawns at this point.
Not like I care about some guy having their screen filled with icons everywhere, how the fuck can anyone stand all that shit on their screen

The only number that matter is 4.

>needing to know how many cameras there are

Why would anyone want to nerf Arby.

I fucking hate the Arbiter, it always shot way OVER the fucking place that I aimed at, and if I shot it at the ground it takes his fucking time to explode

>it takes his fucking time to explode
I thought I was the only one who noticed Payday 2's horrible rocket mechanics. The shit bounces off and explodes like 3 meters away.

Is there any builds that make the crew chief perk deck good ever ?

This has been something that is bothering me since it's release, nothing like shooting at point blank at a shield feet and it goes and kill the random civ

Its like that you are playing fucking bowling when you shot it at the ground, piece of shit instead of exploding it starts spinning on the ground then it explodes

>tfw you'll never experience 2014 deathwish again

life is suffering

>removed jokers from stealth
>removed infinite body bags
>titan cams
>stelf-fags killed themselves
no update will ever be that great

Why are you all a bunch of gay babies about stealth?

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What bait? I wanna know why shitters think stealth is some terrible thing to be looked down upon. Is it perhaps because they can't do it?

Stealth is shit because of other people fucking up all the time, and nobody goes to pubs to see the others fuck up and restart again and again

Its just fucking boring. Its not rocket science.

>not solo stealthing so other shitters don't shit it up for you
>I'm a child who needs loud noises and explosions to keep me entertained

>buy John wick weapon pack
>mrw 2 guns literally worse than base game weapons and a sniper rifle that can't even hit its targets

I haven't felt this fucking stupid about buying a dlc since butcher western

Contractors iron sights are impressively terrible too

>I have no friends and I'm terrible at loud

>mrw
Fuck off reddit

The sniper rifle can let you hit 6 detection risk, and the SMG is a "heavy SMG", a class that only has 3 other guns.
Which is the only redeemable thing about the entire DLC.

>I have to do things one way or the other. Never both.

PD2 stealth's difficulty comes from tediously walking back and forth, back and forth across the map 50 times.

Not because it's actually difficult.

That or it's piss easy and easily rushable via either ECMs or civilian massacre.

There is no difficulty.
There is no middle-ground.
There is only tedium.

DARK SOULS OF HEISTING

you want challenging stealth just have someone else host across the country... you don't even get a blue warning it just goes straight to orange.

That happens with two people on a LAN connection because of the way the engine tries to synchronise movements.

Again, that makes it difficult, but it's the wrong kind of challenge.

It's not the challenge of "doing stealth right" it's the challenge of "Roll 18 or higher to avoid desync after doing everything perfectly".

>Guys, I have an idea. Let's make a multiplayer game with peer to peer connection that doesn't transfer hosting when the host drops out. There's no way players will be enraged when the last thirty minutes of their life will be wasted because the host's game crashed during the escape.

Eh, that's just my experience with stealth missions because I'm west coast and friends I play with are east coast. So stealth is pretty hard for me unless I play solo, which I don't really like doing.

Name one game with p2p lobbies that actually does host migration properly.

People keep bringing up Memelands 2 and that one cawadoody type game, but Memelands 2 doesn't actually do host migration, if the host quits everybody gets kicked out to the main menu or you go back to your own game, and the cawadoody type game wasn't actually p2p, they were "cloud" hosted servers that conflated "lobby owner" with "server host".

>mfw blowing the safe hidden in the floor on firestarter day 2 and discovering the secret of the game

>taking the time to come up with this shit bait that no one would ever believe

Quick I need pictures of jacket

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post masks

Simply buy the console version.

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Dallas: 4.0" Vanilla
Chains: 12.7" Large, white asses
Hoxton: 4.1" Revenge porn, maledom
Wolf: 8.6" Rough sex, anal, snuff
Houston: 3.9" SPH, sissification and cuckolding
John Wick: 3.5" Femdom
Dragan: 7.4" Scat
Jacket: 6.0" Vintage porn
Sokol: 5.5" Porn parodies
Jiro: 2.1" Hentai, various JAVs
Bodhi: 3.5" Voyeurism
Jimmy: 4.3" Furries, MLP
Rust: 5.8" Vanilla porn mags
Scarface: 8.8" No limits, everything goes

Clover: A disgusting foot-fetish dyke that will never have sex with a man.
Bonnie: Desperate for a lay, will pay you to have sex with her. Will do any of your depraved kinks, as long as it means she doesn't have to be alone anymore.
Sydney: Those under 10" need not to apply. Sydney craves for BBC and has vowed to never have sex with a white loser again. She frequently cuckolds the rest of the Payday gang with Chains.

>dublin police department
Every time

Which one? Xbox 360 has no Deathwish and Current gen has deathwish of 2015

>someone actually took the time to think and write all of this

you're a creepy weirdo but i still hope you'll get a legendary skin.

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Sydney is totally hardcore masochist inside and want to be fucked hard by Wolf- thats canon

delete

Rip Thick Skin

>bags won't spawn on escape levels
quality swedish programming

Oh, shit. Someone used my OC as a thread banner. I'm honored

Where the fuck is the updated version?

I've never seen a company give away so many codes for free.
You're alright, Overkill. Maybe you're not so jewish after all.
______inb4 shill_______

Funny, was just about to post some codes the second after someone posted this.

Gage weapon pack 2:
AMH6C-NTRLN-2Z8AJ
42KCM-RPCJR-3EH8X
DN0M6-QNAXN-Z3P89
NFPVW-VCW08-ZIBKL
IQZ67-T3ZH3-80QP4
6A3J4-KNVW9-3YNM3
33DN7-DC6GH-P9JJ6
YKR8R-DP8EM-6EPKG
TDB3J-DQQZA-QFD8E
9TM99-CPQDF-R6GDN

Stop this, you need to leave, delete system 32 and hang yourself you worthless subhuman.

>33DN7-DC6GH-P9JJ6
Gracias

>NFPVW-VCW08-ZIBKL

Thanks Ash!

>2013: Everyone wants to suck Hoxton's dick,
>2017: Everyone hates Hoxton.

What did go wrong ?

>everyone
that's where you're wrong, kiddo

PAYDAY 3 codes when

>Time for some mayhem!
>Cops come
>kicking ass
>whole shitty team gets downed
>inspire one
>he doesn't have inspire
>gets downed

Why do shitters even play this difficulty

Warframe has host migration

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