Does your car reflect your mentality?

>tfw i drive that exact model
Mine is red though

>overweight
>slow
>outdated
>ugly
>thirsty
>can carry a bunch of stuff
>no one wants to carry a bunch of stuff

i am truly a grand marquis

So it fits

>real fuckin' gay

Yep my miata fits.

but you're not a cute japanese grill

nah i'm fucking swole bruh

Kek i thought that was my car and wife and had a mini melt down op

a turbo miat then

she has a cute tummy

bruh she hella thicc
hows that pussy tho

post noods

of the car

post your engine bay

I second this

But yea between the camaro and my ford bronco

Camaro
>weighs more than most cars it's size
>tons of power and torque
>not fast but quick in a short sprint
>comfy
>classic good looks and styling but beat and unkept
>loud and obnoxious
>eats too much
>no luxury options

Bronco
>weighs 5000lbs
>can go anywhere off road loaded with a bunch of shit (muhreen fag who hikes)
>eats too much
>not a fast runner
>rugged beat and unkept
> doesn't afraid of anything

She's tiny she's 4'11 and I'm 6'4 so it's pretty awesome for me

Old pic I've cleaned it out and opened up way more room in the bay but it's rainy outside and I'm at work

>old but cheap so I'm not afraid of totaling it
>cracked dash
>random panel colors from the junk yard
>rust here and there
>scratches all over
>a few roughly hammered out dents with some amusing stories behind them
>stereo smashed to pieces because I got mad at it one day
My car is so me I don't like people seeing it.

WRX
>cheap but not $500 Craigslist special cheap
>low key not stupid loud unless you rev it
>little long over the front and ugly to some people
>exhaust backfires, and BPV can sound like farts sometimes
>much fun can be had with it
A little similar

CBR
>small
>Rev the ever loving shit out if it all the time
>quiet with stock exhaust
>Wants nothing more in life than to go fast
>impractical
Yes very similar

I drive a Mini I don't know what this means

are you too big for your interior space and uncomfortable ?

>Kinda ugly
>Not in the best shape
>Loud, fuck everyone else
>Fast
I guess so.

I'm 6'2 and surprisingly it's very roomy

As long as I don't have any rear passengers which I didn't have when I owned a four door

>Light
>15 years young
>Cute
No
>Small
>Weak
Yes

>mfw girl OBVIOUSLY SHOWING HER TITS ON THE HOOD OF A FUCKING CAMARO

FUCKING SLUT.

>1997 Honda Accord SE
>good mpg
>average car but it's SE so it's got a couple extra things but they don't really add much like a chrome exhaust cover thing
>auto locks sometimes doesn't work for months then starts working again
>transmission going out
I guess I'm kinda like that

>fast
>curvy
>expensive

My Ferrari is really more like my last girlfriend.

Spark
>practical to a fault
>cheap as shit
>slightly too large for what it is
>slow
>too many gadgets

Comanche
>old and beat up
>doesn't always start properly
>held together with random found fasteners and a prayer, many screws loose
>poorly grounded
>unsure of things that it really ought to be good at
>spends all day sitting in the back of a dealership doing nothing
>cheap as hell

My cars are so me it hurts.

Sauce

Awwww fuck yes.

>I'm just your average 1993 Swift, just a bit loud
>I'm just your average skinny 23 year old, a bit foul-mouthed
>Oh, wait, did I mention I got 200HP at low boost and 400HP if you crank up dat Profec and fuel it up with funny smelling gasoline?
>mfw I'm also a "sleeper" in the sense I have plenty of good features but, due to my unasuming, average looks and slight social awkwardness I'm a lonely driver who receives no affection from the qts and I'll probably die alone despite being an above-average capable human being.

We're one and the same.

>sits around most of the time
>unable to operate in public
>old fashioned
>quiet
>leaks fluid occasionally
It's like we were made for each other.

>ugly but has its charm
>outdated
>weak
>reliable as hell though

Fug, I truly am a Beetle

yes, chaotic, crazy, and extreme

I'm quiet, geeky, timid, anxious, no friends, Hikikomori besides work and church, reserved type of personality

I drive one of these

>sits there and rots away
>doesnt care about anything
>only gets used for fun
>dirty af

yeah pretty much

Why is your gf a Mexican?

>leaks fluid occasionally

Kek

We're here to stay esé

Apologize

Enjoy your short, brown kids.

>Apologize

Never4get the Alamo

there's no accent in ese

>always breaking down
>friends dont like it
>cant tell if its doing alright or needs attention
>

'73 c10 stepside with a 454
I hate modern shitboxes no car should have a computer. I know global warming is a hoax and I'm very pro gun

>drives a 70s a camaro and a bronco
>you don't automatically assume he's a beaner

Come on man

>6'4
>Mexican

>bought 2 shitty mitsubishi lancers and an old galant last year
>rusty as hell
>leak everywhere
>breaks failed on one lancer and i crashed into a toll booth on the way home

> Does your car reflect your mentality?
N-no

Shit happens

"So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him ... or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed ... it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him."

> everyone said it's shit
>people say it's unreliable
>loud

truly a Fiat Punto with open headers.

>del sol
Yeah that's for sure me

>6'4 ticano

they're evolving

Cute little Japanese girl

>miata

i'm gay

>Unnecessary
>Friends/family are worried about it
>dis

>disgusting*

>Ugly on the outside, has beautiful interior
>Don't care about looks, care about function
>Sometimes letting you down, but you can always fix it on the roadside
>Severely underpowered, but drinks as if it was a big, muscle guy

yeah...

>French diesel pickup from 1984
>only optional extra is an electric clock
>top speed of 60km/hr (45km/hr cruising)
>beige in color
>1.3 ton load capacity
>paid €410 for it
>run it on used motor and cooking oil I buy for 10c a liter

Matches me perfectly.

But I thought dudebros drove Imprezas.

w-what year user

>large
>thicc
>most comfortable ride ever
>luxurious
>sweet feminine voice in the satnav

She's my ideal partner.

Chevy Chase is a huge dick on the inside, though.

>kinda hefty
>okay looks
>a lil' worn around the edges
>comfy af
>looks practical but isn't
>mostly reliable but can have expensive breakdowns
>faster than most people expect
>but still slow
yeah I guess

this thread makes me want a bitchin camaro