/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Kill-on-sight list:

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>you're adorable if you think you can assrape me of all people in that fucking shitbox.
It'll happen.
>p.s I also don't own an insurgent because it's also a scrub shitbox
Eh, see my love of military equipment mandated that I had to get one. I got a lot of use out of it but lately I favor the smaller car since I see fewer tanks out these days.

>(the gunsurgent is brotier though)
Now hold on a second.

So the armored shitbox with the .50 is bro-tier but the only car that can stand up to it is not? And let's not forget the Technical(s), the Armed Limo and the Armored Boxville now, all with their own heavy machine guns like your Insurgent.

See how you are? Then you call me a shitter, of course.

Jesus fucking christ. I suppose you'll say I'm a faggot for not just getting a tank out to fight your .50-caliber with.

>The game isn't even hard.
25 cops are 25 cops, user. It's not about hard, it's about being outnumbered most of the time. Duh.

>Fight me faggot
To prove what, exactly?

Can someone invite me to the PC crew?
Rodan.
I was kicked from it prior because of inactivity, I guess.
I came back to play.

>TFW your crew has a shitty emblem and you can't change it to something else.

Forever GTAG then.

>first day of the new year
>resident autists already signaling
Boo-hoo, niggers. Post 'em.

>Favourite Weapon
>Favourite Vehicle
>Favourite Radio Station

>It'll happen.

>still wont post his name

lol

>So the armored shitbox with the .50 is bro-tier but the only car that can stand up to it is not?

because the insurgent pickup actually has a utility as a convoy defense vehicle whereas the only reason to ever own the normal insurgent is to hide inside a comfy shitbox and back up into people while you spam sticky bombs. The insurgent pickup has a use in business missions whereas the normal insurgent is just a shitter box, get the difference? good.
>25 cops are 25 cops, user. It's not about hard, it's about being outnumbered most of the time. Duh.

Hi I dont believe we've met! I'm Jrv, I enjoy shooting cops. I'm really good at shooting cops. Maybe you would be as good as me if you didn't rely on crutches.

>To prove what, exactly?

That you're shit. But of course you're too scared to post your name so we'll never know.

>Favourite Weapon
Rocket Voltic

>Favourite Vehicle
Hakuchou

>Favourite Radio Station
West Coast Classics

>>Favourite Weapon
>Rocket Voltic
This guy know what's up.

I'm sure this is posted a lot but are people still hacking out funbux on the PC? Just got the game while it was on sale and I only played on a friend's PS4 and account.

>get the difference?
No, you're still as much of a faggot as you claim me to be.

>Convoy defense
Who the FUCK does that? No one. What convoy are you going to defend? The only fucking things needing defending on the ground are the things no one is doing, like the truck missions mentioned in the last thread. Fucking retard. Are you going to escort that guy's export car? Have fun smashing into it because you aren't using a cargobob like everyone else.

>Maybe you would be as good as me if you didn't rely on crutches.
What you call a crutch, I call mobility. You go get bogged down in all your gunbattles, I'd rather skirt around them and get on with making money.

>That you're shit.
And you think a few sniper kills will prove that, eh?

The creator of this list should be on it

>tfw lonely hiking

>>tfw lonely hiking

You should get some friends and play Wolverines in the mountains.

how would you know who to kill, though? all the other things on that list are solid leads.

>Favourite Weapon
Machine Pistol
>Favourite Vehicle
Surge or Coquette
>Favourite Station
West Coast Talk Radio

>Weapon
Spec. Carbine, don't have all of them yet though.
>Vehicle
Akuma, but considering upgrading to the 801 possibly. Gotta have that handling.
>Radio Station
Los Santos Rock

t. Shitter

>weapon
advanced shotgun i think it is? the one based on the saiga
>vehicle
warrener, pigalle or massacro
>radio station
nothing most of the time, flylo sometimes

Just keep an eye out for the whirling dervish of autism.

>tfw I'll never be able to complete the a mission because everyone I get matched with is either retarded, foreign and doesn't speak english, or 12, or some combination of the 3

sigh

>>Favourite Weapon
The PKP for real-world reasons
>>Favourite Vehicle
The Savage because it's a fucking Hind-D, even if it's glass.
>>Favourite Radio Station
Los Santos Rock

>Who the FUCK does that?
me

>What convoy are you going to defend?

Lets think for a second:
-crate buys
-crate sells
-car buys
-car sells
-drug buys
-drug sells
-haulage
-hostile takeover

that's quite a few things desu. Pretty much every mission that involves transporting a land vehicle can be benefited by an insurgent pickup, especially if air vehicles are involved because the 50 cal is the perfect anti-air defense.

> you aren't using a cargobob

oh idk, maybe because the cargobob glitches constantly and drops your car? Who actually doesn't know this yet lol

>What you call a crutch, I call mobility. You go get bogged down in all your gunbattles, I'd rather skirt around them and get on with making money.
>bogged down

lol what fantasy world are you living in? I can do everything you can do in that shitbox in literally any car, only difference is that I actually kill everyone before they kill me WHILE I drive whereas you're too bad to drive and kill at the same time so you use a crutch.

>And you think a few sniper kills will prove that, eh?

I would prove that nobody is safe from me in a shitbox, and nobody that uses a shitbox is good enough to beat me in anything.

But of course you're too scared. I understand.

this

okay

>Favourite Weapon
Bullpup Rifle
>Favourite Vehicle
Retro Elegy or Jester
>Favourite Radio Station
Radio Mirror Park/Self Radio

>The only fucking things needing defending on the ground are the things no one is doing
>-crate buys
>-crate sells
We literally just bitched about how crates are suddenly stupid and pointless
>-haulage
Never see anyone doing this
>-drug buys
>-drug sells
What kind of morons do you hang with that are doing bike shit?

>maybe because the cargobob glitches constantly
Mine has yet to do this. Git efficient.

>Scared because I don't post my name
>He's not posting his either

Name yourself

TheToastType

Wow the Tug is really big.

why would i do that? what do i get out of that?

just recall the characteritics of the last shitter you dealt with vs. your own and you tell me if that list is inaccurate

>We literally just bitched about how crates are suddenly stupid and pointless

I literally was the guy disagreeing and I still do.

>Never see anyone doing this
I really wish I knew who you were so I could figure out what fantasy world you're actually living in.

>What kind of morons do you hang with that are doing bike shit?

so basically you're too stupid to know how good background money-making is, and on top of that you probably don't have any friends to help you because you're clearly a cunt.

I've posted my name multiple times. I'm Jrv

My ingame is --Jrv--

Fucking come at me bro I'll fuck your shit up

The list IS inaccurate
You're not on it

>Jrv bullying people in and out of game
Can this man be stopped?

I saw my first Yacht today.

Didn't think anyone actually bought them.

what's wrong with the list, really? too many of those things apply to you? i already said crew members were exempt but don't ask me not to judge you, user.

>>Favourite Weapon
Carbine Rifle. I know it isn't very good, but I think it looks cool.
>>Favourite Vehicle
Armored Kuruma. lol jk it's the Declasse Rhapsody
>>Favourite Radio Station
The Lowdown

>i already said crew members were exempt
To you maybe.
The list applies to everyone or no one, there is no gray zone.

No user, you aren't on this list, your autism is so strong you need to make a list of all the people who touched you in the wrong place

>Favourite Weapon
Pump Shotty
>Favourite Vehicle
Entity or Phoenix
>Favourite Radio Station
Radio Mirror Park
>tfw no The Beat or Jazz Nation

>I literally was the guy disagreeing and I still do.
Then we're apparently the only fags here who didn't give up on them.

>I really wish I knew who you were so I could figure out what fantasy world you're actually living in.
The same one as apparently. I only ever see people doing Headhunter and Hostile Takeover when not running cars.

>so basically you're too stupid to know how good background money-making is
I rarely see biker groups doing work since Import/Export dropped. Everyone wants the automotive cheese.

>you probably don't have any friends to help you because
they're busy doing CEO shit while I am doing mine.

>My ingame is --Jrv--
>Fucking come at me bro I'll fuck your shit up
Oops! We're on different systems.

>what's wrong with the list, really?

-It's subjective to your tastes
-nobody has or ever will use it as a guideline for ingame behavior
-the worth of a person is not measured by what they use but how they use what they have
-people in /gtag/ kill on sight 99% of the time anyway, there is no need for a "list" when the actual kill on sight list is literally "anyone not in gtag or a friend of gtag"

>console

LOLOLOL

explains everything, why you can't aim, why you need a shitbox, why 25 cops is somehow an insurmountable task for you: you're using a controller! Probably autoaim too! Lol what a fucking scrub

Get out of my thread

You're being hysterical.

Oh and I forgot to mention, I transferred this account from the 360, so when I said I did all the missions solo in a sabre turbo, I meant with a controller. In freeaim. So don't give me shit like "i don't know what I'm talking about" because I do, you're the same type of shitter that would roll up on people in reverse in an adder or entity and shoot at people from safety.

Consoles players are such cucks, glad I switched.

Yea? And taking out 25 cops on foot isn't that hard
In a kuruma it's pretty much might as well not even play the game tier.

I know of only 1 instance where the Kuruma is useful and that's the pac stan heist when your team is made up of mentally deficient retards. Kind of need the armored box to get them to the boat.

>PCucks upset they share the thread with people who've played the game longer than they have
Cry me a river, bitch nigga.

>implying I haven't been playing since October 1st, 2013 day one

see
Would have fucked you up on console and if you ever switch, I'll fuck you up on this platform too.

>Favourite Weapon
Fist (pacifist with 1.82K/D)
>Favourite Vehicle
Felon
>Favourite Radio Station
None (recently put some songs in the user folder but it's not really a radio station)

Benefactor Schafter LWB
Combat pistol
Radio Mirror Park

>It's subjective to your tastes
actually, it's pieced together based on a number of accounts from these threads. it changes almost every update depending on what is still relevant to shitters.

>nobody has or ever will use it as a guideline for ingame behavior
even if you don't remember the list right as you're encountering a shitter, you can look back at it and see how many of these traits account to the common asshole. you'd probably avoid a lot more conflict if you knew at least half of the list, though

>the worth of a person is not measured by what they use but how they use what they have
no, fuck that. the list is composed entirely of tactics/items/etc. that have gained notoriety for being used by shitters. it's practically like you're asking me to excuse your shitter friends because you feel it might hurt their feelings. #notallfaggots

>people in /gtag/ kill on sight 99% of the time anyway, there is no need for a "list" when the actual kill on sight list is literally "anyone not in gtag or a friend of gtag"
could you at least pretend our crew has something different to offer people?

I actually meant to reference

Most PCucks that have GTA V got it on dedgen on launch, you act like PCucks wouldn't all have a 360 or PS3 that late in their lifespans.

I have a PS3 but I don't have GTA5 on it. What do I win?

Have you guys ever gone on the wiki and seen what sings got cut for your favorite stations? I got so upset when I saw that Doused got cut from Vinewood Boulevard Radio.
youtube.com/watch?v=KI79GPXAICM

>Favourite Weapon
Machete or the first LMG

>Favourite Vehicle
my Contender

>Favourite Radio Station
LSRR

Bought it day one on PS3
Cry in some other river, you've killed the wild life in this one already.

>actually, it's pieced together based on a number of accounts from these threads. it changes almost every update depending on what is still relevant to shitters.

so it's literally based on rumor and heresay, congratulations. Not even ingame experience, just from reading this awful thread. good fucking work buddy because clearly the thread is a good indication of ingame...oh wait it totally fucking isn't.

>even if you don't remember the list right as you're encountering a shitter, you can look back at it and see how many of these traits account to the common asshole.

The common asshole is going to drive whatever he wants, taste is not the direct causation of how much of a "shitter" you are, decent people drive what you consider "shitter" cars and "shitters" drive what you would consider good cars, there is no line you can draw.

>you'd probably avoid a lot more conflict if you knew at least half of the list, though

avoid conflict? I am the conflict. I kill everyone in the server I come across, and it's not because of your list, but because they're not in my crew and therefore are a potential threat that I choose to deal with head on instead of waiting for them to take the initiative.

>could you at least pretend our crew has something different to offer people?

We're not a fucking business, we're not selling a product. We're a bunch of friends that help each other and kill anyone that gets in our way, it has never had anything to do with your list and it never will.

Some of my favorite players and best friends would be considered "kill on sight" worthy on your list, so as far as I'm concerned, your list can go fuck itself

>In freeaim
Blessed be Marc and Marek for switching me to Freeaim.

>So don't give me shit like "i don't know what I'm talking about" because I do
Well you don't, and here's why:
>you're the same type of shitter that would roll up on people in reverse in an adder or entity and shoot at people from safety.
No, I didn't have a supercar at all until recently. I finally bought a Zentorno since I have taken to stunt racing. My go-to car for the longest time was a notorious blue Dominator.

>360
You and I were VERY close to playing together once, in fact I may have even been in party with you. I would have been a scrubby player at that point since I was relatively new to Online at the time.

Get an Xbone, tough guy. We'll see who does what better, and Kurumas need not apply.

>You and I were VERY close to playing together once

I never played with the 360 crew, it was pathetic and if you brought up the fact that you were on 360 in this thread, for the longest time it was immediate ridicule followed by being informed that there basically wasn't an xbox 360 community at all, or that it was too small to even matter, and it was. Never ran into them ingame, not once.

>Get an Xbone, tough guy.

ahahahahaha

now why in god's name would I go and do something so stupid?

>if you brought up the fact that you were on 360 in this thread, for the longest time it was immediate ridicule followed by being informed that there basically wasn't an xbox 360 community at all
Funny how shit doesn't change.

>now why in god's name would I go and do something so stupid?
Because you were the one ruffling your feathers trying to look like a big goy.

Time to sit down and shut up.

why is this xbone-playing-armored kuruma-driving-no-skill cuck still trying to act tough?

>Weapon
Heavy Pistol
>Vehicle
Innovation
>Radio station
Vinewood Boulevard

>so it's literally based on rumor and heresay, congratulations.
well, i have a decent amount of playtime to back it up. usually, these entries are corroborated by my own experiences, as well as the webms and images that people post of shitters that they're fighting.

>The common asshole is going to drive whatever he wants
no, he really isn't. if you push a shitter hard enough, they'll fully embrace all of these tactics. you'll see armored cars, jets, bulletproof helmets and anything else a shitter can use to get the advantage they desperately need.

>avoid conflict? I am the conflict.
if it works for you, that's great. you probably don't need to use the list, then. i personally prefer not to attack a player unless i know they've approached me with the intention of attacking. if the list bothers you so much, just ignore it. it's probably not directed toward you.

>We're not a fucking business, we're not selling a product.
it'd be nice if we didn't have to be just another band of generic tryhards, though.

>Some of my favorite players and best friends
who gives a fuck about your favorite players or your best friends? did i make this list with your feelings in mind? i already said crew members were exempt m8, don't have a fucking heart attack just because someone doesn't like your digs.

>quote wars
Is there a better time to stop reading and start playing?

Why is the PC-master-race-2-gud-4-controller-goy still taking shit for no reason?

>acting tough
That's you, not me. I'm just here.

>have to exempt crew because otherwise the list would be bullshit, and simultaneously failing to realize that completely undermines the list
>believing that everyone who is a threat to the crew is going to do so in the most obvious ways
>implying we're just a band of generic tryhards
>implying any has or ever will give a fuck about your stupid list.

Mcfucking kill yourself, 0 (ZERO) people have ever used it. You've posted it hundreds of times and ZERO PEOPLE have ever taken it into account. Fucking qt's crew is more successful than your list, it's just fucking pathetic at this point.

Kindly kill yourself and spare our threads any more of your pathetic shitposting.

why dont you go back to your console and play with the other 7 people in the xbone community? I wonder if everyone on xbone is as much of a hugbox shitter as you are.

With their hoity-toity attitude, they act like they've never touched a controller in their life.

So do I want a scope on my carbine? Wtf does it even do?

Improves accuracy obviously

This right here, and it really rankles my jackbills.

>We're so gud and you're not
And literally no way to back it up, friends.

>have to exempt crew because otherwise the list would be bullshit, and simultaneously failing to realize that completely undermines the list
crew members are exempt because crewkilling isn't allowed. otherwise, we still know those things are tell-tale signs of people who aren't fun to be around. whose point are you proving right now?

>believing that everyone who is a threat to the crew is going to do so in the most obvious ways
you haven't even looked past the first few bullet points, then. a lot of these features are more subtle than you'd think. you're clearly more perturbed than others over the presence of this list.

>implying we're just a band of generic tryhards
that's what it'll be if you never go against the grain. just another pack of dullards using whatever makes other players go boom the fastest.

>implying any has or ever will give a fuck about your stupid list.
if people never had suggestions, the list would never change. if the list never changed, i wouldn't have a need to continue posting it. what are you getting at?

>a ton of frustrated nonsense below
how about you stick to just posting about how great you are before you throw yourself into another seizure?

>I wonder if everyone on xbone is as much of a hugbox shitter as you are.
Not really a shitter at all. I tend to avoid PVP since it doesn't earn me money. And no, they are not.

Massed fire is a thing, even in GTA. That's what hugbox is for.

Do you also shit on people for using cover on foot? Because I think that's really fucking gay myself and only faggots do it. Real warriors stand out in the open and engage their enemies eye-to-eye in honest combat.

God tier:
>Radio Mirror Park
>Los Santos Rock Radio
>Vinewood Boulevard Radio
Good tier:
>Non stop pop
>Blue Ark
>Worldwide FM
>Space 103.2
Shit tier:
>Everything else
r8 h8 appreci8

>Worldwide FM
>Good tier
>not God tier
Do you penetrate people with those hands?

>Lowdown
>Shit tier

PCfag and I use a controller to fly but do everything else (and 99% of driving included) with kbm. The great thing about PC is you can use what's better for the job/what you're better with yourself.

You're right, there should be a category below shit tier for that station.

beyond subhuman taste

Good for you?

I've gotten to dislike 'kbm' myself. My hand twitches too much for shooting with the mouse.

How does dick taste, user? I'm just wondering, since you must surely know.

not gonna continue this quote war anymore, you're obviously wrong and you haven't refuted any of my points, most notably the hypocrisy in pushing some sort of moral arbitration whilst simultaneously exempting ourselves from it.

Do what every other person that responds to you tells you to do, and kill yourself.

>I avoid PvP
bad detected
>massed fire is a thing
a thing you can do from literally any car, but you chose to hide in a hugbox

using cover on foot on pc is suicide since people can aim a lot better and it keeps you stationary. People on pc strafe side to side and shoot each other from extreme distances, distances that console players couldn't fathom because they're the mouse changes everything about the combat, this coming from a guy that used to play on xbox 360 and then learned fast that on pc, people know how to aim and this changes everything.

That's a good name for it. Thanks

God tier:
>Radio Mirror Park
>Los Santos Rock Radio
>Vinewood Boulevard Radio
Good tier:
>Non stop pop
>Blue Ark
>Worldwide FM
>Space 103.2
Shit tier:
>Everything else excluding Lowdown
Beyond subhuman taste:
>Lowdown

kys list sucks

I do the same thing. Controller for flying, mouse and kb for everything else. I sometimes drive with controller when I want to relax, but it's much harder to react fast to something with it.

I wouldn't know, I don't listen to Lowdown.

I want Annie to show me love and affection. I think I have something good and I will try my best to not lose it!

just as a point of reference in this conversation, I love listening to the lowdown and I'm also a faggot that likes dick so there's that

>bad detected
I'm bad because I would rather be making money. OK bro.

>>massed fire is a thing
>a thing you can do from literally any ca
No, you stupid fuck, that's not at all what I am talking about. Fucking go back to school, jesus christ. I'm talking about when I have to move in the general direction of all the fucking machine guns. That's what my Kuruma is for. It's there so that when a faggot like you breaks out his fifty-caliber kill-death machine, I actually have a chance to destroy it before dying, or so I don't get mowed down by that crew of shitbirds with miniguns.

I know what you'll say. You'll say I should move away and snipe. Obviously. But 90% of our fighting in this game is in an urban environment, and I can't always get out of their range and work my sniper magic. Welcome to Remedial Tactics 100.

>Herp derp everyone on PC is a master marksman and muh picture magic
Yeah OK. I don't care?

>not gonna continue this quote war anymore, you're obviously wrong and you haven't refuted any of my points
if you say so, i guess it must be true. hey, if you're the god of your own universe, why did you create yourself with a birth defect?

>most notably the hypocrisy in pushing some sort of moral arbitration whilst simultaneously exempting ourselves from it
i never said i was enforcing it on other players. the list is just there as it captures the traits of most players who would be otherwise out to get you. again, you only prove my point further by responding so vehemently to it when you've already admitted bias toward people on the list. crew members are exempt from killing, not judgement. get out of your own head.

>Do what every other person that responds to you tells you to do, and kill yourself.
i'd wish the same on you, but that would mean you dying before age takes away your ability to keep a steady hand. you'll be wishing you could blow your brains out then.

I remember that thread.

there are usually several per server. Though there used to be like 20+ in any given server when the release dropped.