Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

Gay Charr Edition

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>Veeky Forums Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s13PByELBCG9
youtube.com/watch?v=46uUNdEzUSY
youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60
reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/5lje26/fun_facts_and_things_you_may_have_forgotten/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

just let the general die

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

END IT

Hey man, please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, we only have 2 active guilds which are in the OP I will also repost it here.
>Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

no one cares about this piece of shit game anymore

stop spamming vg with your furry shit

jzaku the sperg made the op

This is a bullshit post, ignore it.

Daily reminder to report all furfag, ratfag, hopefag, and erpfag shitposts!

I'm not trying to deceive anyone, a lot of info on that list is outdated or inaccurate. Here's one of them spamming map invites.

They don't even recruit from Veeky Forums.

Furthermore, many of those names are banned, it's not fair to deceive newfriends.

vocaroo.com/i/s13PByELBCG9

Will anyone help me with t1 fractals for central tyria mastery points

perfect way to sum up the state of the general

Yes, people want to post on Veeky Forums during the holidays/back to school/post-hangover on a Monday, get real you HAPPENING!! faggots.

servers shutting down tuesday

I hope so, I have many regrets about playing GW2 that cloud the positives which have come from it.

This wouldn't be a problem if I'd killed myself like I wanted to.

permanently or just for maintenance/patch?

he is joking because the thread's dead because

Anyone on want to erp/get a tribute? EU or NA is fine

fuck off creep

Good to hear because I just registered my humblebundle key for guild wars 2

Got any tips for a new player?

Will you tribute my mcharr?

Human female ^^

this guy is a complete asshole in-game, he spams this shit on the thread, do not associate

message me youhavenolifeloser

xth for norns

friendly reminder to avoid the fag asking for tributes, he takes over an hour to actually do it acts persistent and creepy.

You speak from past experience?

he likes to pretend he is a porn director, its annoying

Nothing in particular, the info in the OP is solid. Have a good one.

How so?

flúffy cúnny

Porn director? XD

it's funny how untrue this is
like when people said no one posted because they were "playing the game"

I love seeing old fags get delusional about their dying game.

mail me nojobnolifelol

I'm amused that you think you can counter my points just by saying it's "untrue", nice debate skills you pathetic fool.

>old fags
You don't even need to browse for that long to see the only time the thread 404s is because of holiday shit and catspam, you're funny.

ahaha look at how senile you are
>holiday shit and catspam
yeah that's why
lmao'ing at your life right now with that insta reply
bro like get off there's nothing to see here haha

>37 posts with 14 unique posters

Dead.

see wow thread so dead 2 hours in haha im going to pretend to be retarded

not even 500 posts on a 4 day old thread
hahaha you pathetic cuck

>abloobloo im so ronery why arent people posting more on a chill thread

>omg 4 days old!
try browsing the rest of Veeky Forums, we're not even close to the oldest ones lmao

>Gay Charr Edition

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Is that /d/ guild still around?

Nah, they also want nothing to do with Veeky Forums now, if you can believe that.

wew

musky maid vae dancing for gw2g as entertainment

we don't know ever since HOPE got kicked from it for shitposting and giving it a bad name

Shit. Came back to find out I was kicked. Guild was fun to ERP in and everyone seemed friendly.

I wonder how Vae's tailhole feels like

mm, not quite, there were some trolls that left like 2 days in, but the hopefags that stayed were genuinely interested and overall helped it.

I wonder how Vaes cock feels like

I wonder how well Vae can use his sandpapery tongue

Are the 1000 gem passes worth it?

Right click to auto salvage.

Don't bother, you're pitiful, you're unworthy, you're too weak for him compared to me.

No, it requires the same hassle as going into an instance in GW2.

Sad boy you are!

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I wonder how Vae's lips feel to kiss

What server do I pick?
Can I change this later?
Can my characters move between servers freely?

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I wonder how it feels to handle Vae by grabbing his horns

Seafarer's Rest if EU
Tarnished Coast if NA

Both big, both cool and active.

You can for gems or if you delete all your characters, so it costs.

I wonder how it feels to handle Vae by grabbing his barb

I wonder how it feels to suck vae's barbed cock

I wonder how it feels to be filled with Vae's musky seed

I wonder how it feels to pound maleherm vae's fluffy cunny

In the end only fluffy cunny will remain

Such is our fate

Why do you all obsess over Vae? He's just another generic faglion

Your corpses will blanket the earth and they will usher the age of fluffiness

Rejoice. The fluffy cunny comes soon.

fucking gay furfags reeeeeeeee

see prime example of a furry loser.

I wonder how Vae feels and that's it.

>how do generals work?

>tfw nobody to run dungeons with
desu I should just join a guild, just not the general one because it's full of furfags

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your post in summary
>blog
blog

>posting that european charr

How will you erp now?

youtube.com/watch?v=46uUNdEzUSY

>Polymock miniatures
POLYMOCK CONFIRMED TO BE USING MINIS AS GAME PIECES

Post your most OP minis

youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60

Hello everyone I was doing the daily tequatl yesterday with my uncle's boyfriend and before the event we were both harassed by members of [HOPE]

I came here in hopes of securing an apology but after seeing th posts in this thread, I don't even want one I just hope you all die in your sleeps.

How do I druid?

I'd like to be top notch for raids and T4 fractals but boy does it feel weird to play healer in GW2.

>being this much of a cuck
lmao

keep up the great jokes weakboi

That's what I thought.

I got a hoard from him yesterday and it was my first time ever even seeing the boss. You mad?

reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/5lje26/fun_facts_and_things_you_may_have_forgotten/

Discuss. Does this make gw2g nostalgic?

i'd rather let the thread die than discuss reddit threads with you

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Who is the biggest dunk in all of HOPE?

Who is the biggest cuck in all of HOPE?

Jesus christ the nostalgiafagging of a 4 year old game in this thread is absolute cringe.

Even though vanilla WoW was shit at least people have a legit reason to nostalgia it.

So I got a $25 Best Buy gift card for Christmas and used it on a 2k gem card.

What do I get with it? Is the royal terrace/airship/etc pass worth it?

your favorite guild:
your main class:
your main race:
your favorite fetishes:

go

don't have one
druid/necro
norn
pregnancy, forcefeeding, lactation, bondage

Reminder that msuras are biggest cucks in Tyria.

n/a
ele
femcharr
vanilla