>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team. -You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
Hunter Smith
END IT
Robert Rogers
Hey man, please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, we only have 2 active guilds which are in the OP I will also repost it here. >Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic. EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing. -If no one is online, send a mail. -If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Isaac Johnson
no one cares about this piece of shit game anymore
stop spamming vg with your furry shit
Adam Sanders
jzaku the sperg made the op
Noah Wright
This is a bullshit post, ignore it.
Adrian Reed
Daily reminder to report all furfag, ratfag, hopefag, and erpfag shitposts!
David Young
I'm not trying to deceive anyone, a lot of info on that list is outdated or inaccurate. Here's one of them spamming map invites.
They don't even recruit from Veeky Forums.
Angel Collins
Furthermore, many of those names are banned, it's not fair to deceive newfriends.
Will anyone help me with t1 fractals for central tyria mastery points
Josiah Nelson
perfect way to sum up the state of the general
Joshua Hernandez
Yes, people want to post on Veeky Forums during the holidays/back to school/post-hangover on a Monday, get real you HAPPENING!! faggots.
Kevin Nguyen
servers shutting down tuesday
John Davis
I hope so, I have many regrets about playing GW2 that cloud the positives which have come from it.
This wouldn't be a problem if I'd killed myself like I wanted to.
Asher Brown
permanently or just for maintenance/patch?
Carter Thomas
he is joking because the thread's dead because
Brody Smith
Anyone on want to erp/get a tribute? EU or NA is fine
Grayson Brooks
fuck off creep
Cameron Bailey
Good to hear because I just registered my humblebundle key for guild wars 2
Got any tips for a new player?
Brayden Thomas
Will you tribute my mcharr?
Nathaniel Phillips
Human female ^^
Samuel Scott
this guy is a complete asshole in-game, he spams this shit on the thread, do not associate
Andrew Johnson
message me youhavenolifeloser
Cooper Williams
xth for norns
Aaron Clark
friendly reminder to avoid the fag asking for tributes, he takes over an hour to actually do it acts persistent and creepy.
Owen Turner
You speak from past experience?
Charles Davis
he likes to pretend he is a porn director, its annoying
Angel Sanchez
Nothing in particular, the info in the OP is solid. Have a good one.
Joshua Foster
How so?
Alexander Miller
flúffy cúnny
Connor King
Porn director? XD
Nicholas Rivera
it's funny how untrue this is like when people said no one posted because they were "playing the game"
I love seeing old fags get delusional about their dying game.
Adam Ross
mail me nojobnolifelol
Cameron Sanchez
I'm amused that you think you can counter my points just by saying it's "untrue", nice debate skills you pathetic fool.
>old fags You don't even need to browse for that long to see the only time the thread 404s is because of holiday shit and catspam, you're funny.
Easton Johnson
ahaha look at how senile you are >holiday shit and catspam yeah that's why lmao'ing at your life right now with that insta reply bro like get off there's nothing to see here haha
Robert Roberts
>37 posts with 14 unique posters
Dead.
Isaac Lee
see wow thread so dead 2 hours in haha im going to pretend to be retarded
Austin Perry
not even 500 posts on a 4 day old thread hahaha you pathetic cuck
Chase Hill
>abloobloo im so ronery why arent people posting more on a chill thread
>omg 4 days old! try browsing the rest of Veeky Forums, we're not even close to the oldest ones lmao
Adam Martinez
>Gay Charr Edition
Brody Davis
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Lincoln Brown
Is that /d/ guild still around?
Austin Bell
Nah, they also want nothing to do with Veeky Forums now, if you can believe that.
Charles Myers
wew
Samuel Robinson
musky maid vae dancing for gw2g as entertainment
William Hall
we don't know ever since HOPE got kicked from it for shitposting and giving it a bad name
Ayden Stewart
Shit. Came back to find out I was kicked. Guild was fun to ERP in and everyone seemed friendly.
Christian White
I wonder how Vae's tailhole feels like
Samuel Phillips
mm, not quite, there were some trolls that left like 2 days in, but the hopefags that stayed were genuinely interested and overall helped it.
Benjamin Cooper
I wonder how Vaes cock feels like
Nolan Butler
I wonder how well Vae can use his sandpapery tongue
Julian Evans
Are the 1000 gem passes worth it?
Sebastian Rivera
Right click to auto salvage.
Don't bother, you're pitiful, you're unworthy, you're too weak for him compared to me.
Tyler Reed
No, it requires the same hassle as going into an instance in GW2.
Sad boy you are!
Christopher Scott
...
Liam White
I wonder how Vae's lips feel to kiss
James Stewart
What server do I pick? Can I change this later? Can my characters move between servers freely?
Nathaniel Bell
...
Jordan Adams
I wonder how it feels to handle Vae by grabbing his horns
Charles Morgan
Seafarer's Rest if EU Tarnished Coast if NA
Both big, both cool and active.
You can for gems or if you delete all your characters, so it costs.
Asher Thomas
I wonder how it feels to handle Vae by grabbing his barb
Caleb Thompson
I wonder how it feels to suck vae's barbed cock
Henry Nelson
I wonder how it feels to be filled with Vae's musky seed
Oliver Hall
I wonder how it feels to pound maleherm vae's fluffy cunny
Xavier Perez
In the end only fluffy cunny will remain
Anthony Howard
Such is our fate
Logan Turner
Why do you all obsess over Vae? He's just another generic faglion
Juan Peterson
Your corpses will blanket the earth and they will usher the age of fluffiness
Cameron Watson
Rejoice. The fluffy cunny comes soon.
Lincoln Price
fucking gay furfags reeeeeeeee
Kevin Sanchez
see prime example of a furry loser.
Sebastian Nguyen
I wonder how Vae feels and that's it.
Ian Mitchell
>how do generals work?
Brody Smith
>tfw nobody to run dungeons with desu I should just join a guild, just not the general one because it's full of furfags