Eve Online general /eog/

Jump edition

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
Yes

>Can I make enough ISK as an Alpha to PLEX?
No

>Now what?
Do the Tutorial then the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
No, really. Find a corp.
You don't want to be that guy.

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Future:
>2017/01/09 is the last day to receive the 12th YC119 gift!

Past:
>Nov 25: Eve Down Under
>Nov 15: Alpha clones, Engineering Complexes, reworked boosters
>Sep 27: Coronation of Catiz I
>Sep 13: Mining barge overhaul, some new frigate models, capital module balance pass
>Sep 12: CSM 11 first summit
>Aug 13: [SoundCloud] WH CSM Townhall 13AUG2016 by OrangeEagle
>Aug 09: Citadel contracts, dmg/rep visuals, clouds performance boost, cargo notifications
>Jul 26: AT prizes announced (blood raider variations)
>Jul 23: Goons move to Delve, SMA closes
>Jul 19: Broski joins then kills QFC
>Jul 18: Billboards submissions open
>Jul 07: AT rule changes: 10 players, no cap-xfer, no CDs, blood raider ships encouraged
>Jun 29: "Shadow of the Serpent" event began, serp capitals introduced
>Jun 28: Citadel trading, overlay vectors, new implants, drugs legal, NSA nerfs, triage/seige/bastion now ECM immune, mass fitting
>Jun 23: RIP SP dailies
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)

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first for Moot's Last Stand

>counter memetic warfare

Fuck guys it's only day 2 in a few hours, give me a chance

I'd join your corp if I knew how. Alas. I'm going to fall unconscious now, goodbye.

(d)reddit must burn

mail Saigon Rice Herder with any questions

>getting people to mail an alt
why should we trust you again?

Saigon rice is pretty shit.

>implying it's an alt

Feelsbadman

>not an alt
>no killboard
really jogs the noggin

Maybe I'm just a massive carebear?

I am not forcing you to join broski, but if it seems like fun, mail me.
If not, then don't.

The door is open to anyone who wants to join.

Except furfags and horsefuckers.

I'm not sure who you are, but I personally have nothing against degenerates so long as they lead to the decline of society behind closed doors.
They can play in my corp so long as they don't make others uncomfortable my publicly announcing their fetish.

fuck off

no one cares abut your misguided startup shitter show

Evidently someone cared enough to reply :^)

you really are braidamaged

>>Can I make enough ISK as an Alpha to PLEX?
>No

>tfw can't make enough isk as an Omega either
Where did it all go so wrong?

You wouldn't believe it, I did damage my braii on the weekend, didn't realise there was another boer on here, lekker

>Someone in Jita local accidentally sent me 610M when I asked for 610k and they want it back

What should I spend it on as an Alpha?

Firstly, you should send back 610k. Secondly, you should use the market to turn this into 6.1b.

You don't accidentally type an extra three 0's.
Why were you begging in the first place?
Why was he stupid enough to oblige?

Keep it. Worst he'll do is place a bounty on you.

If he places a bounty, make an alt and kill yourself for bonus dosh, too.

>Market PvP
No thanks.
1.) I was asking because I came up a few k short and I sincerely didn't want to run missions or mine for it.
2.) It was only going to be less than 1M

I don't plan on giving it back, I'm asking what to spend it on.

>You don't accidentally type an extra three 0's.
I can see it happening, amounts of isk that are measured in thousands might as well not exist.

> pastebin.com/JGKUEsZy (embed)

>i have no idea how bounties work

>amarr

>>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
>Yes

Wew lads, glad I installed it last thread. Down to the wire.

OP is a faggot.
F A G G O T
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I just went for a walk and a jack russel bit me so fuck you dogposter.

>>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
>Yes

You should have primaried that bitch into the ground.

>gallente

Post good looking ships

>caldari

>tfw sebiestor Hel

...

amarr have the best looking ships, minmatar look like they went to some junkyard and glued together a few pieces

>osprey hull

>amarr

Signing out from day 1 in Moot's Last Jihad.

It's been good everyone, let's do it again tomorrow.
As I said in game, I just want a spicy killboard, and red peppers are just as good as green.

Venture roam on the weekend, more exact time and date tba.
Still lots of open slots for anons who want them.

I appreciate all the hard work the current members put in throughout the day, so count yourselves noticed.

I don't disagree. But then they do have some ships like their carriers, tornado and nag, hurricane, typhoon, stiletto, maelstrom and cyclone which look pretty damn nice

>maelstrom
>cyclone

I want to fly a Naga

I used a rail Naga for a while. They're pretty cool, but I gave up on turrets.

They look pretty sexy desu

>being such a newfag you only know the new bounty system
Ayy

>tfw trying to get my caldari navy standing up on trader alt with distribution missions

So this is hell, then

>high sec pvp

>people don't use an alt to give their main a bounty of 1337420

pay someone

>being 14

...

I made one for sniping, it was pretty fun 1 shotting frigs from 150km+ out

>applying old mechanics to current version of the game
brain damaged

>not training skills for incursions
>not training skills for Rorqual
>not doing SP farm
Pick one

>not having fun in the game

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Bellicose and its variants always make me think of someone on ski

Where's the /eog/ ingame channel? All I see is an underageb& tumblreddit hideout called '/v/ bros'.

Why is she so perfect?

Can't unsee now, lol
>making an official list of /dog/ autists

its Veeky Forums

Makes sense, it's the only channel that only contains people who aren't from outside Veeky Forums.

Why are 4chanists so against reddit people?
Not baiting, just never been there so don't have an opinion of my own.

normies

Why are bingers so against google people?
Not baiting, just never been there so don't have an opinion of my own.

Why are Samsungers so against Apple people?
Not baiting, just never had one so don't have an opinion of my own.

>never visited one of the largest sites on the web
>have no opinion of my own
kys

>he has visited reddit

kys

They bring with them a unique attitude that comes as a result of their posting habits, enforced by the way reddit functions (i.e. upvotes/downvotes/karma etc.): they hate non-hivemind-approved opinions to the point they will do anything to silence the parties who have that opinion (including banning, when possible). I will note here that by contrast, on Veeky Forums, people will converge toward an idea and will mock people who have a different idea, but will not try to silence them and will genuinely consider their opinion if they have arguments for it.

They also happen to detest debates and thinking as opposed to repeating a prefab feelgood opinion as if it were fact.

In the past, they also used to steal Veeky Forums memes and claim them as their own, cancerizing them in the process (via overuse, misuse, and other *uses). However Veeky Forums turned into the reddit terminally back in around 2010 (the transformation really started in 2007) so that latter point is no longer applicable.

burn (d)reddit

>bingers
There are any?

>samsung vs apple
>implying it's not just deluded applefags being against everyone

>kys
Kill yourself.

>trying this hard to nitpick
Please consider killing yourself.

>thinking Veeky Forums users and reddit users are different people in 2017

There are plenty of normie trash on reddit who would never go on Veeky Forums

Not in 2017.

t. exposed redditor

You are clueless, then.

>will genuinely consider their opinion if they have arguments for it.
You talk really highly of Veeky Forums thats deluded with nothing but mindless shitposting, retarded "arguments" and thinking that because theres no upvote/downvote you can assume that they're of sound mind

Why would I ever go to reddit? Their system is flawed.

>>>/reddit/

You should visit other boards than /v/

>disagree with me
>FUCKIN CLUELESS

yea such a great "debating" evironment when everyone speaks so matter of factly

There are some solid subreddits. The trick is to knock which ones are good and worth checking every so often. The majority are shit.

For example, /askhistorians/ is high quality.

same with Veeky Forums, some boards are great like Veeky Forums

and the majority are shit

I mean this website came from reddit. The /r/Veeky Forums got so big they had to make Veeky Forums.org

tbf there are some good people there and there are some retards here, but what said is true for the majority of people on reddit

>test enters system
>hide local

There are some solid boards. The trick is to knock which ones are good and worth checking every so often. The majority are shit.

For example, /d/ is high quality.

>muh futa

As a matter of fact, I have. But only when google pointed me that way. Never "browsed" it, so to say.

This makes sense. Thanks.

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What can I spam in jita that would make people send isk tom e?

Say "Read my bio to play the game and win ISK", then put a thing in your bio saying you double all ISK if sent with the note "pls double my money"

but secretly put a super tiny hard to read note way down below saying "if you read this, actually put "give me isk good sir" in the note to receive your isk"

people will feel clever for seeing that and give it a shot for sure
oc donut steel

>>>/reddit/

I'm trying this now: Send me 50 mil and you can convo me for my naked pictures

if anyone takes bait i'd just send some random imgur compilation

Another great idea that no one tried yet:

Say "Giving out late christmas gifts, Vexor Navy Issues for just 1mil! Act fast and happy 2017!"

Then link three contracts, all of which read the same vni for 1mil. The first two or the top and bottom contract you actually DO make a VNI for 1 mil, but you accept it on an alt of yours before linking it. That'll give people the impression someone else was quicker and just snagged it away.

Then one of the three contracts you make a VNI for 1 bil and prey on people not reading right before hitting accept cause they feel like they have to be as fast as possible

Wow my ideas are great!

That actually sounds like a good plan. Report back on success.

I doubt anyone with 1b would fall for that.

That actually sounds like a good plan. Report back on success.