League of Legends General - lolg

>ywn witness a dance off between TF/Eve and Ori/Varus
:(

She doesn't need a condom, she has a shield

>Angler Jax

she can shield her womb??? ?

>Implying theres other good skins apart from Mighty and Jaximus

nevermind her shield

She''ll definitely blow us... I just hope it's not away

Breast waifu!

>referring to your waifu as a cow
you're kinda special aren't you?

My bad this better?

I just cant do anything properly it seems.

What do I max first on Cho'Gath?

Not soft/teasing enough

Awoo

E

In lane or jungle? Depends on the oponent anyway.

might want to take the present

>not liking hucows

>botrk first item as jax instead of rushing tabi vs riven into trinity force

user you might be mentally challenger

Ribben was int fed by heimer and ww. Literally 2/0 at 2mins.

what postion & what elo?

MATING PRESS
Plat 4

...

good morning
have a great day friends!!

How far into the tilt I should be before considering killing myself?

dark crusader mordekaiser when

Never if it looks anything like that.

???

rework confirmed
rip

Looks fat.

thats a big guy

>last pick toplaner bans my selected champion and says "I go jungle"
>I dodge and get punished because he is was an asshole

if this is the actual VU im okay with it

Why dodge, just pick a different jungle you sperg

>Somebody bans my hover
>Ask him to dodge
>He doesn't
>Pick Cleanse/Ghost Nunu and threaten to troll
>Innocent third guy ends up dodging

WHO DO I BUY
Cassiopeia
Ziggs (adc seems fun)
Camille
Fiora
twitch
galio

leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Swain/Background

holy shit

this guys voice acting is not what i expected

do they ever rework these things

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he looks pretty fucking cool user

>Nunu
Objectively the most autistic champion
Prove me wrong

singed

SORYE GE TON

What was riot thinking when they designed that faggot?

this voice makes me wet
vocaroo.com/i/s1gvzsYEdWqE

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Why is ez so popular in high elo when he's fucking weak?
Is Leona a freelo supp? My friend climbed to diamond with Janna after being a silver v riven main

i couldnt tell you

i laned against one yesterday and its insane

they are perfectly fine with going 0/5/0 as long as you dont have fun

i hate it when people don't own up to their shit in champ select.
banning a hover is eh, but when people pick some shit not for the role then go like "oh shit my bad guys I thought I was playing x role" and fuck your team over and you ask them to dodge and they refuse.
like nigger you have just 99% chance lost EVERYONE in your team 15-20 LP because you didn't want to own up to your mistake and lose 3-4 LP.
shit pisses me off.

That q looks fucking hilarious

Autistic Morde mains would actually never stop complaining about this. You can already see the league and reddit forums filled with their autistic bitching and circlejerking.

The only way to please them is to make Morde's original model take half the screen and have him one shot minion waves and jungle camps again.

>Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Mordekiazer

>autism's complaining
nothing new

I haven't played in months but I had a dream where I was playing Tristana. That means I must main her now.
How do I play Tristana in S7?

ult is ok

you try to farm and get furious because your E ruins it

BIG GUY

i'm chill with that

>Gold 5 promos
>Win
>You've been promoted to Gold 3!
what

cutest adc!

I would honestly prefer option A or option B.
Fat Morde is dumb.
Why is option A holding a frying pan?

>thunderlord's is getting nerfed so one ability does one tick instead of two or three
>morgana, zyra, GP (R), lee, ahri, etc. nerfed
boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/XhPEjuQM-varus-thunderlords-vs-lux-thunderlords?comment=0016

>twitch passive got nerfed from nodamage to lessthannodamage
Did he get some retarded buff in the preseason that put him over the top or why is this happening?

I returned to the game after a couple of years and looks like lb was fucked up

How are you supposed to combo now?

Double w to do the dmg?

Eternum Cho'Gath when?

she revolves around using her E for everything now if I remember correctly

>this is a bad thing
free damage is bad design, literally worse than armour pen and % damage

So I can't jump on people?

am I supposed to chase them stacking chains to let them delete me in 0.5s or what the shit is this?

Never said it was a bad thing, user.

>nerfing thunderlords out of all masteries
>when cotc still exists

you can jump on people the same as old leblanc, but people chain more often because of her new passive

>some actually believes this
impressive

just tag them with your E for afree damage poc until they can b bursted by your WQ

So the main shit that changed is that I will most likely only proc passive after chains if I combo in half a second?

what could go wrong

which lane?

>facing endless waves of ADC zigg just cancering down my towers this NEEDS to stop

>4 armour
fucking pussy, you're already memeing raise that crit chance higher

top lane
max E
manamune and iceborne or shiv and IE

i dont have any more yellow crit runes

wouldnt triforce be more memetastic than iceborne? same CDR, a little less mana, much more pain and attack speed

I SHALL PREFORM YOUR RITES

>Lee

aint nothin wrong with that

never stop doing what you do

He's still going to one-shoot you. He just needs to perform another attack rather than Q+R+Q.

Q+R+Q+AA is pretty much going to proc it. It's going to be the same, but it gets delayed slightly to proc it.

true but iceborne works better with your passive and your point blank meme range (armour slow)

the shiv IE option works better with your meme choice though, make your trade off where you see fit

>be braindead asspie
>fuck up immensely
>press R for FREE three (3) flashes

nice

>thunderlord's is getting nerfed
THANK FUCK

word

one last thing

memelords or cuck of the colossus

Orianna if you havent her already.
If you have that's all you ever need.

Buy Ziggs and come botlane to support the meme xD

just how bad is malphite jungle

im assuming basically everything works in pre-30 normal queue right

malph jungle is alright, just a little slow

his ganks are above-average tier

>being a cuck and not a lord

ok cool

ill use him instead of nunu then for when i get autofilled

you've been

THUNDERKEKED

>no ganks before 6
>blue relliant early

Zac and Amumu are much better at it.

youre cucking,not being a cuck

but you make a good case

Just take Sion or Poppy jungle if you need a tank.