/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

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Pomf123

>Pomf123
you deserved it you fucking chicken

If Salem isnt the R&D Scientist within the visual novel then swear to god i will do a columbine!

I want Felicity and Ashe in it

does it end in tentacle rape for everyone

These

18th for burbs

>ss13 visual novel
Because waifus weren't cringey enough

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>game starts
>can choose between getting a job on 3 different stations
>box is standard, 4 waifus and 3 big player controlled detective missions
>metaclub is easy, 6 waifus and 1 easy detective job
>defficiency has 1 waifu and 5 detective missions
>every station has an entirely new cast of characters for replayability

I've put top much thought into this, mostly I just want to see cool detective missions better than that la noir disappointment. However I can't draw or make music so it'll never happen.

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Literally who

He doesnt know the best scientist on the server.

if you can write we can just make it a text adventure
actual visuals are for girl kissing homos

why do other operatives take forever to get ready on nuke ops?
it takes me a few minutes and then I wait doing nothing for about 10 minutes
and their "plan" still sucks

Are we getting husbandos in it too?

Like who?

here's your lunch

Thanks, I'll start with the one that looks like a mango

Like AILSA!

or patrick

I could do that, I might give it a shot then and maybe try to find an artist and music maker by the end.

If people are interested I'll make a few strawpolls to help decide which waifus to put in

vox need to lose their suits

also they need to be able to swallow small items and regurgitate them later when needed like actual birds

WE NEED HUSBANDOS TOO

I've been around for a few years now, and no, I don't know who the best scientist is.

Then again, I never interact with science.

;Help vox are talking me to their ship for erp!
What do you do?

Reminder Kaylie likes collars

It's the RD's pet cat

> botany gets insta plasma flooded
> first reaction is to plant kudzu for anti toxin and carrots for imidazoline
> second reaction is to put internals on
> third reaction is to try to set internals of my fellow collapsed botanist who I'd met a minute before
> fourth reaction is regret doing all of the above instead of just jumping into a disposals as I lie incapacitated by the plasma
JUST

Oh, fuck, I'm actually retarded. Of course that's who Salem is.

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>join an hour late game of spess
>crew manifest shows no medical staff, go nurse
>viruses everywhere, first guy I run into has five
>go down to virology and make a 6 stand of antibodies
>fix someones lungs
>get ready to make another cure for even more viruses
>two borgs are waiting for me with stun batons in hand.
I tried. time to snooze.

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We opened like 15 virus crates

>0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
How does this void other laws if you aren't trying to fuck with AIs objectives? Or it can't be sure you aren't fucking with their objectives?
I don't understand.

A real space hero

You know what, becoming a slime was a science experience.
I learnt that slimes cannot survive in space.
Nor can they survive being hit by a shuttle.

I nominate Ailsa!
we need to have gay and straight paths too though
maybe just make it so the he/she stuff can be swapped so you only have to make the two lewd scenes?

It means you must concentrate your whole energy on the objectives, no time to follow other laws

Its like malf. It can't be purged or removed and overrides all other laws.

That just means the AI is a traitor
Can act like any other antag
If everyone's dead no one can bring the target back to life!

The general understanding is that if you're a traitor AI you can, like all other traitors, do whatever the fuck you want. Objectives are merely guidelines.
Law 0 could perhaps be reworded, I'll give you that.

I DON'T GET THE BELLPEPPER

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>try something with fire in atmos
>no other atmos tech or engineer, engine is set
>tell the captain and he gives me the ok
>bold and weld all doors to make sure nobody comes in
>tell over the public channel that im doing something dangerous and that nobody should come in
>captain says again he has my permission
>glasses break and all of atmos is on fire but its ok
>hot gas vented, turn off the valves, close the breaches and start using my foam extinguisher to cool it off, distro is intact
>trial admin angrily PMs me and asks me what i was doing
>"oh an experiment, i had permission and im fixing it"
>banned for 3 days because "did a stupid experiment in atmos and set it on fire"
that was three years ago on Veeky Forums
i wont ever forget

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I would be mad too. Stupid trial admins.

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vox are not birds

when are we going to ban the metaclub
when are we going to ban sawbones and his pupper retards
when are we going to send hippie back
when are we going to make Veeky Forumsstation great again

Who is a member of the metaclub anyway?

>Banning the meta works
Looks like someone's new to gaming.

When you code it

sawbones
kolith
carshalash (one down)
avada
reica
julia (two down)
jidders
pretty much anyone who regulars on the discord, but the above are the biggest offenders

>when are we going to ban the metaclub
>when are we going to ban sawbones and his pupper retards
One and the same.
At the very least half were banned and kolith was removed, but sawbones is still admin for no reason

Also I hope you're not the "EVERYONE IS HIPPIES AHSAGASDFDF" shitposter.

no, only the people who audibly hate roleplay and get in the way of people trying to do it are hippie

oh so you are

wrong
i am not the aforementioned person who flips out with the 'toolboxing gay roleplayers in the teeth' pasta any time someone mentions hippie

>pretty much anyone who regulars on the discord, but the above are the biggest offenders

So almost every single admin from Pomf to the trialmins, and almost all of the coders plus a hundred or so players?

I hated discord at first but I'd rather post in discord than deal with the threads constant waifu shitposting and faggotry.

At least 1/2 of the active playerbase is in the discord. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they are a metaclub. Hell, I doubt most of the people on that list speak outside of space or the discord server.

>no xevonix
>no senaat1
>no drcelt
>no me

>sawbones
cool guy but I don't know him very well
>kolith
literally only see them in dorms
>carshalash
never spoken to them one on one, barely acquaintances
>Avada
literally who
>Julia
we used to talk but they removed me awhile back without saying anything
>jidders
literally who

t. doctor shitter, not in a metaclub

>borer ventcrawls into my office and tries to infest me
>I don't want borers so I move one step back and tell him no
>continues to move into me and try to infest me
>this repeats like 10 times until I forcibly drag the thing outside when I finally realize it's actually being more autistic than me
Fuck borers

user.

The people who are truly a metaclub, and are actively cheating by metacommunicating, are not doing it in the Veeky Forums discord.

They have their own servers, whether on discord or another platform, and they know how to avoid being detected by metacomming.

Staying undetected while metacomming is rather simple: when your metabuddy tells you that a vampire is succing him dry, you don't immediately run to his exact position in maint and drag him away. You simply do something uninvolved that will give you an advantage whilst not being involved and passing off as a regular objective. Building a mech is a fairly common one.

>can't reflexively murder a parasitic slug that tries to get up in your meatbody without a bannu
borers valid when

>No one mentions Denise, Hachi or Avada

The last two are my favourites.

borers are valid. if it keeps crawling at you and you dont want it, kill it, just dont go running around stomping 'em for no reason or you'll be a cunt. not sure if it's banworthy though, at least noteworthy

How do you ban evade? I want to grief Bay, Paradise and Veeky Forums and make them even shittier

Poolia removed everyone and disappeared, they're gone buddy.
But look on the bright side, they're gone buddy!

Oh yeah just like how MoMMIs are valid if they keep interfering right?
Welcome to B U T T H U R T B W O I N K S next stop: crummynotezzzz

>denise
useless piece of shit
>hachi
birds are literally scum
>avada
Your taste is so fucking shit you are literally made of feces. You disgust me. Avada is a useless piece of shit who does nothing more than get in the way like a fucking retard, and is a disgusting degenerate to boot.

I've been banned for non antagonist killing borers before, it's a protected class and this nullifies how shit and defenseless they are meant to be outside a host in my opinion

>lmao i m shitr
>help me 2 grif Veeky Forums we is anonymous haha fuk bay

Go back to Hippie, faggot.

also make a strawpoll
make sure it's set to multiple choice so we can choose our favourites!

>Avada
>Favorite

How fucking tasteless can you be. Avada is a vapid moron, utterly devoid of personality aswell as being a total sperg (see his appeal of his three day ban for an example of that one).

Either you are Avada self-shilling, or you're fucking cracked and we're seriously running short on waifu players to 'feed' to you people.

if a mommi is interfering ahelp you dumb turd

>tfw two months with no sign of chug
RIP

Maybe we have different experiences with different people.

>Either you are Avada self-shilling.
Noh.
>or you're fucking cracked
Don't really care about waifu-ing, I just stated my favourites.

>Hachi
>birds are literally scum
Fucking discarded, best birb.

>favorites
Still fucking retarded. Avada is horrible, and really just needs to be banned already. They offer nothing of value to this server or it's community.

false

he connected one time a little before christmas, i greeted him, he told me "merry frinkin kriggsmas", hugged me, and then darted into maint, soon to be blown up by ops, and I haven't seen him since then

Quite the opposite, Avada helped me when I was new.

Does he feel actual emotions and not just primal urges? I'm so confused.

And? That doesn't change the fact that they're a disgusting, degenerate borderline-erper who has no regards for our rules, and should have been banned for metacomms a long, long time ago.

Now fuck off, faggot.

Who? I've seen him mentioned before, but I can't say I know who he is.

>And?
That is the kind of people you want on a community.

>banned for metacomms
Don't know anything about that.

>Now fuck off, faggot.
Enjoy your retalin, sperger.

Miss me yet, sweetie?

Chug Kriggly, a fat cripple guy who rolls around in a wheelchair. He had his own lingo and would react to things in funny ways. He used to be liked generally all around, getting all access or shit bussed in for him nearly every round he played. Either he comes on during deadpop or just never connects, I haven't seen him for a very long time.

Wouldn't be surprised if he was banned. legend has it that he raped a female vampire so hard that they both died and neither of them were banned for it, but I have a REALLY hard time believing that

You're full of shit. I don't believe that chug would do that in a billion years.