/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Alphinaud Edition

>Heavensturn (December 31st - January 14th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Heavensturn/

>Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca

>Patch 3.45 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

>Red Mage Teaser:
streamable.com/25l4x

>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu

Previously:

post boys

xth for POWERLESS filtered bitch

>le hate
greetings reddit
please take your "hate" autism out of my general, thank you. the word you're refusing to say is called enmity. type it with me now, e n m i t y, enmity.
had you said aggro instead perhaps I wouldn't have spotted your fedora from as far away as I did but it's quite evident you like displaying your autism loud and proud.

Alphi is cute!

helo

god I wish you weren't on a gay server, I want to cum in u so hard

Ok guys, my character is offically 3 days old and eligible for a server transfer. Do I dare make the journey to Balmung?

Go fuck yourself, nigger

How far would you go to protect your nutkin?

hi

wha t the fuck did u just fucking say 2 me

what ^

Remember Odinlala? What a degenerate lol

Look for if you want someone to play with, if you ever decide to join Balmung.

*helloposts hypnotically*

nm hbu

nm just ate a hotdog sandwich nd feel sick

hot dogs are sandwiches, though.

lmao fatt

post lewd sluts

idk how 2 explain 2 u desu

no

I wonder if he's gonna take more of a back seat in our Stormblood adventures, since this seems like it might be more something for Yda.

how hard is it to get ebed on balmung?

that's just 3 fat dudes

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Whatcha doin' /xivg/? I'm doing my 3.0 Hildibrand quests

i weigh 130lbs and have 16% body fat
im objectively not a fat dude

suffering

send me a tell

...

Trying to level up my character so I can get to the real content.

>i weigh 130lbs and have 16% body fat
fatass manlet confirmed

Dyin' a lot.

Contemplating if I want to go back in to PotD to keep leveling PLD.

>manlet
im 6"1
im underweight :////
fat as FUCK

"Don't you do it, you little shit."

>in the middle of those two AoEs
It's already happening, user.

Grinding out the last two levels of WHM in PotD so hopefully I'll have a Kinna weapon ready once I hit 60.

"Goddammit..."

Ok... Just one more. But now I'm going to sleep! See you!

I'm not a slut... I was only trying to be nice...

trying not to kill myself out of boredom!!!

>6'1
>130lb
>16% body fat

what did he mean by this

what is the furry server

Its so hard to tell what Balmung is actually like with all the different oppinions on it. It sounds interesting on one hand with all the shit people talk about but on the other hand lots of people seem to hate it.

100% of people i have called fat on the internet turn out to say "ummm acktshually i'm really really fit and skinny"

>130lbs
being underweight isn't exactly an accomplishment either you malnourished skeleton.

>tfw someone *boops at your nose* while you were afk browsing the thread
They're not there anymore, but it still is so embarrassing...

paging mado

...

don't bully mado

Where is the erp on Gilgamesh?

when did i say i was fit retard
i only jog a few miles every day im not dedicated enough to be tru fit

imagine las vegas

then add ten times the whores

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>9%
Kill me. I thought tonight was clear night.

highlanders

I love L.A.

Clear nights never.

you look like an ape.

W-What is this?

>so heavy your scales dial went around twice
can't fool me with those chubby toes

...

*brandishes gun*
heh... I'm not a toy, kid...

>being this insecure about your physical appearance when you don't even leave the house

stay mad that im like 60lbs from being overweight my nigga

...

>mentions jogging
>"don't leave the house"
Hi Chemo, why are you projecting?

...I'm an action figure!

moar

...

that's what happens when your self-esteem comes from helping other ugly fat dudes masturbate

why are you replying to yourself

are names world or data center specific ?

world

there's more than one person that doesn't like tubby obese faggots pretending to be women on the internet

>Join our guild
>We have memes and maids

>tubby
>obese
>pretending to be women
that's called a strike, my man

>only awkward fatasses enjoy acting degenerate
damn, quite the shallow world you live in. You sure you're not the one who lacks proper social experiences with actual people?

>erping in a video game
>social experiences

>spends 16 hours a day policing Veeky Forums
>lacks social experiences
hmm hmm gee i don't think you're on to anything here

>being jealous no one wants to rp with you because you have no character

That's not what that post means at all but you're just further proving you're autistic :^)

absolutely jealous of obese dudes breathing heavy while they type like japanese school girls to each other

>enjoying the occasional e/rp session forces you to dedicate every living hour to doing so

it's about time to quit pretending to be retarded or people will actually believe that you're that dense.

anyone looking for a grown man bf...

Thanks for showing you never rp'd in your life.

Why don't you go back to some WoW inn

It's already January 3rd of 2017.

You're going to do what you promised your mom and get a job, right? You can't just spam a japanese imageboard because of people you don't like for the rest of your life, you know?

>saying kek ingame outside of anything xivg related

help me pls.

send me a tell

>this obese cheeto dust stain thinks his erp is some higher form of writing

i guarantee everyone that erps is a kissless virgin loser, most of you have fetishes that only exist in fantasy. that's how sad you are.

who's this?

>You can't just spam a japanese imageboard because of people you don't like for the rest of your life, you know?
Yes I can

just managed to clear 170 in a 3 person group!

that 180 hard dps check is not possible for a 1 dps party is it?

I had one but he left me for somebody else
then I found another and they turned out to be more immature than the average grown man
the third was just trying to manipulate me and stabbed my back multiple times

if youre none of those things then yes

idk? go fucking try it

a grown ultrash man

Oh look, you really are underage and have no idea what real rp is

This looks like a painting, user!