>reborn
>ditched the beemer and has a Twingo now
I'm sure he will get dem bitches now.
>reborn
>ditched the beemer and has a Twingo now
I'm sure he will get dem bitches now.
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>he even did the sunrise photo
>elliot rodger reborn
>has a twingo
I believe a story required
He finally found peace in the next life
uncanny valley holy fuck
WHATS THIS MANS NAME
may twingette be with you
Meme magic.
Holy shit.
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Seems to have gotten surgery on his jaw as well. Really living up to the LA stereotype.
>Seems to have gotten surgery on his jaw as well.
It's called losing weight, working out and just uncovering what was already there
I thought Elliot's chin was a bit recessed compared to this guy's.
well this guy is in many ways luckier than elliot
it's magic
Can we crowdfund a BMW E92 for this guy just to see what happens?
I laughed way too hard at this and probably harder than I should have
somebody quick, make a kickstarter!
>mfw this guy is named Matt
>mfw i'm called Matt
Why there's a lot of matthews who are literally autism?
>dat star wars reference
>dat twingette
maybe because your mom was the mattress?
probably
she's a bitch desu
now I'm sad.
hope at least your dad is cool.
Matt reporting in
dad's cool but he's a jerk. at least he likes cars, and always brings old cars to fix.
tomorrow we'll start working on a mk3 golf we picked up in.
Yo, my man.
No, I am Matt
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wait, that car is still around?
hard to say where it ended up
but the vin is there if you want to know more
Is this Elliot's old car?
apparently
Should have got a Benz.
>Rich
>BMW
>Girl's weren't begging to ride his dick
How did he fuck up so badly.
If any one of us had his life we'd be rolling in pussy.
judging by what he posted on social media, he had the most toxic personality. not even clever toxic and/or sociopathic, just a walking cringefest of the worst kind with literally no social skills at all.
on top of that he was insecure as fuck and women find male insecurities repulsive.
he could have scored easily if he wasn't such a personified fedora.
what ever negative personality he harboured was probably made worse by living in LA
some time out of the city and training body and mind would have done him a world of good
just some time to form his own mind and not get caught up in what he thinks other people are all about
was found in a junkyard recently, probably still there.
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He was doomed from the start. He was an antisocial kid who sincerely believed that people should kiss the ground he walked on, and couldn't handle it that it wasn't the case.
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