Senran Kagura General #965 /skg/

Hmm you guys aren't getting to Thread #1000 anytime soon. See you guys in a month or so

....is this photoshop?

But Homu gonna make it rain bitches and hoes on her birthday party

I'd prefer a dullahan but it's okay as long I have my senran.

It's because I stopped posting. You guys need to start vaping to up the post count.

I don't to brag about weed to have fun with it or post on /skg/.

Did a double take there. I'm already forgetting some of their names. I think it'll be a while before I pick back up SK

Well... religion/belief discussion can surely up the post count. But nooooo, skg is the most unholy place to discuss about it.

We worship boobies here.

I honestly can't tell if you're shitposting or actually being serious anymore.

You... You don't really think Homura would tell Asuka about stuff like that if it ever happened, right?

don't wanna hear about your politics in the context of titty ninjas unless it's in the form of some surreal soapboxy fapfic

Homura is literally the best choice for a wife or girlfriend, she's practical, she's not conceited and you can already tell by looking at her that she's not going to let herself get fat.

Asuka and Homura are mean they bully men who suffer from pre mature ejaculation.

Pick one Senran to marry and two to raise as your daughters.

That's kinda hot but at the same time hurts my feelings.

Like, it's one of those things where you have no idea why, but you can see Asuka slowly treating you just a little bit differently every time she hands out with Homura. Every so often catching a glimpse of the corners of her mouth pulling up in a smirk, only for it to vanish when she sees you start to look over at her.
Just knowing that Homura told her, and they both had a good laugh over it, despite Homura being your partner and still loving you.

I wonder if Asuka would bring it up if the three of you got drunk?

Asuka.

Mirai and Mirai.

Homura.

Miyabi and Dokkan

I love Mirai's disembodied head!

Remember to put one eyepatch on one of your twin Mirai's left eye and one on the others right so you can tell them apart.

Homura's birthday gives me strength.

Goodnight boobgen

"...see this?....this is...the ball...of the....last man....that disturbs...my sleep..."

[x] Touch fluffy ball

Wait

Rin

Homura and Asuka

Haruka
Mirai, Ryouna

Can I have just one senran as a daughter, then marry her later on?

>Remember to put one eyepatch on one of your twin Mirai's left eye and one on the others right so you can tell them apart.
But if both Mirais change the side, how could he know which is which?

By noticing their difficulties to see anything.

First off, they would need to exchange eyepatches instead of just moving them since the straps on a left eyepatch and right eyepatch are different. Secondly, Mirai is a good girl, and I'm sure they wouldn't get the idea to do anything mischievous like that.

hello?

Moshi moshi Shiki desu.

HATE SHIKI

You're an annoying cunt that nobody actually likes.
>hangs up

I like Shiki.

I love Shiki. I want to protect her from all the BULLIES here.

Nice try, Shiki.

I want to be friends with Shiki. She'd be one of the fittest for us gaijin to hang with.

her and Katsu would be the ones most open to hanving out with Gaijin probably.

What about Haruka and the half-gaijin girls?

Most of them seem like they're half gaijin even the more traditional Japanese acting ones like Yumi and Ikaruga and Yomi.

but I think the ones more welcoming to Gaijin will be Shiki, Katsuragi, Haruka (though you have to be wary of her friendliness, it's not always good for you), Ryouna will want to fuck you, but you'll have to be wary there too, she'll go full Yandere on you., and hmm probably Minori and Hanabi, I can see those two just being friendly to everyone though Hanabi will be hard to communicate with if you don't know Japanese.

Oh, Hikage would hang out with you too, she's pretty approachable even if she's not very social. You'd hang out together doing nothing basically.

Marry Murakumo

Have Homura take care of my child. I don't have a third Senran.

Marry Shiki

Daughterfu Minori and Hanabi.

... even though Shiki's the youngest out of them.

P E D O
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Non-Japanese senrans:
Shiki - Romanian
Katsuragi - American
Yomi - Ukrainian
Haruka - British
Minori - Irish
Ryobi/Ryona/Ryoki - German

Murasaki as my cute wife and Daidouji / Seimei as daughters. We'll be a cute little family.

Is this canon or just fandom?
Where do these get a mention?

Mirai seems more German than the Ryos. I mean, if we need to explain the theme naming of her Ninja Arts...

how can Dai be a daughter, she's pobably older than you!

I'm twice Shiki's age, it's shameful

>she's pobably older than you!
I wish she was.

The only one what is actually canon is Shiki, but only from her father's side.

>online co-op battles against Giant Ryona in PBS
I can dream.

the only canon half Gaijin is Shiki, her father was "Romanian", and wealthy. According to the design book.

I don't think any other Senrans have their ethnic heritage discussed except Asuka, who's pure Jap.

There was a giant senran in one of the trailers I think.

Mirai is NOT German! She just likes WW2 stuff! Her ancestry is 100% genetically Japanese!

Homura is too dumb for birthdays

You're all Perverts.
PERVERTS!!

Poor baby Homu. She needs extra hugs.

EMERGENCY STEAK NOW
CALL ALL THE OTHER CRIMSONS WE'RE GOING TO GOLDEN CORRAL!

I love Hikage! Every thread!

Baby Homura doesn't want hugs
She wants titties

This scene hit me hard.

I wish the senran kaguras had dicks

Already the 4th in Japan and Takaki hasnt retweeted anything about Homura.

Mirai is motherly! MOTHERLY!

Homura confirmed being expired brown meat.

who needs homura and asuka anymore, we have Yumi as the face of Senran Kagura :^)

But they do
Some of them have really big dicks

fuk u cuck

Their vulvas are puffy! PUFFY!

not seeing any dicks
plus that's not official canon art either
I wish they had actual penises (like the real kind)

Fine here you go

They forgot to edit out Yagyu's balls in this pic because they mistook them for Ikaruga's knees

very funny user
those ARE ikaruga's knees
can you please stop making fun of me?
I'm just saying if they actually had real dicks I'd be happy
not fake fan art dicks or optical illusion dicks

Puffy vulvas and monster cocks, yes.
Hibari and Yagyu have snakes on their laps in that pic

Mirai has an actual penis, like the real kind! She is very embarrassed about it because she thinks it means she isn't a real woman but also kind of proud because it's so huge.

No matter how big your dick and balls are if you have a pussy you're still a girl.

You'll have to find some way to convince Mirai of that even though she has no boobs either.

Mirai's a homoculus. She has no gender.

She does have boobs though

Don't say that to her or she might start crying!

Mirai gives herself auto-naizuri while pretending to have cowtits like Haruka.

I've seen her do it

Mirai fantasizes about getting paizuri from Haruka's huge boobs and then bending Haruka-sama over to have her way with her! But she is way too nervous and embarrassed to ever try to do something like that.

"It's okay user I'm sure you can't finish because I'm not good"
;_;

Realistically speaking if Murasaki wanted to fuck you you'd cum before she even got her panties off.

Nice try Homura, it's only you that doesn't matter.

I need to tittyfuck Haruka!

youtube.com/watch?v=ifIlTOi7qg4

The perfect way to kill what little Murasaki has left

...

We know, Mirai.

She would keep going until she was satisfied. Bears are very determined animals.

You say one more negative word about my beautiful wife and you see what happens to your mom tonight.