Downloads: >Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories f.wtcg.pl/ >Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3 www.skacik.pl/test.zip
>would you say you have to keep Rally on First Lights? Like, if it was on another Special card with 2 options (Rally or "something else"), and First Light did "Clear skies or X".
>Then no one would run First Light again. Yea, but First Light is only around because it's "needed" to counter weather's extreme effect (even though you can only have 3, vs the ~13 straight weather cards, and ~4 weather-maker units)
Juan Sanders
Geralt and Keira OTP
get fucked trissautist
Josiah Walker
>cucked lambert before he even got a chance
Colton Ramirez
Geralt and Triss OTP
Anthony Clark
>he doesnt know lambert and triss
Owen Torres
>implying Triss isn't Geralt's fwb cumslut
Ethan White
Lambert and Triss were never a thing. At the beginning of TW1 Salamandra steals witcher secrets. To complete the task of recovering them more efficiently Geralt, Eskel and Lambert all head to different parts of the North to look for info about Salamandra. Geralt heads to Vizima, Triss also heads there, while Lambert sets for Kaedwen. Lambert is not even in Vizima, and he would never delay or prolong his trip, risking witcher secrets just so he can have sex with Triss, who he never had a particularly good relationship with anyway.
The footprints that can be seen in Triss’ house in Vizima and allegedly belong to Lambert are first visible when Geralt wakes up in Triss’ bed, after falling unconscious during his battle with Azar Javed and The Proffesor and getting teleported there by Triss. It’s not like Geralt barges unannounced through the door of Triss’ house and says hello. It is clear that he has been unconscious for some time, and even if we assume that Lambert was there, he would never have to sneak through the window, he could just casually walk out the front door, since there is no threat of Geralt catching him in the act, which Lambert’s story implies.
Another thing, Triss was busy teleporting Geralt, so she can’t really have sex with Lambert at the same time. Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body, it makes little sense. At best they could have caught Lambert masturbating alone in Triss’ house, forcing him to jump through the window in shame.
Lambert mentioning Triss’ scars is more to provoke Yen, which is implied by the camera showing her take a large sip after he mentions it. It is also in line with his personality, and Triss did spend a fair amount of time in Kaer Morhen and Lambert was even present when she told the story about her participation in The Sodden battle, so him knowing about her scars is nothing unusual.
Dylan Foster
Ciri! :3
Isaiah Thompson
rope'ing every fucking turn since the beginning is somehow more pathetic in this game than hs
Robert Cook
Did you actually write a multi-paragraph post to defend Triss's honor?
Daniel Baker
What are some good skills to go with heavy attacks and eventually ursine gear? It's my first playthrough (just finished crookback bog) and death march seems fairly easy so far. I'm only worried about healing cause I'm about to drop sun and stars as soon as possible. Not looking for min maxing, but I dont wanna waste my respecs either.
Jaxon Richardson
pic related fuck that kid
Grayson Gonzalez
alchemy hp restore on ANY potion is god tier, and all the skills eventually make your potions last forever
respecs are infinitely buyable iirc
Jackson Brooks
I think at least some ropes are down to bad UI
>huh, this guy hasn't made a move >oh fuck, it's actually my turn
Nolan Ramirez
Nah, he just posted a pasta.
Ethan Baker
Yup, I wrote a bunch of stuff to defend Trissfu over my time in her service and I generally love talking about her, I enjoy it and can never get tired of it. I just love Triss :3
Bentley Brooks
I'll go with that for now. Thanks son.
Daniel Ortiz
>she will never be real ouch, my heart.
Kevin Gray
>daily reminder that ciri doesn't wipe
Landon Ward
>ciri doesn't wipe while surfing
Jack Fisher
>ciri doesn't wipe after she takes a dump
Hunter Price
i dont mind a rope every now and then, but this kid decided to rope for the whole game as soon as he saw eithne i guess
Adam Anderson
spooky
Colton Murphy
HNNNG! Russian girls sure like Witcher waifus.
Cameron Diaz
The Witcher was made with Russian slut cosplay in mind
>tfw yet to see a good Yen cosplay to this day because none of these sluts are as good looking as the "real" Yen
Lucas Watson
>finish this quest >banish the light keeper as punishment for his crimes >go get my reward >watch the nicest person I have so far met in all of Skellige if not the whole game get stabbed to death in front of me >go to fucking prison
why lads
Henry Robinson
>tfw no qt russian witcheress gf
Christian Diaz
I'm starting to contemplate ordering a Triss looking bride from Russia.
Gabriel Gomez
i'd rather order a ciri one 2bh.
Henry Bell
>Triss' high maintenance now tripled because she's Russian
Gabriel Cox
>comes with free russian gangster boyfriend to make sure you do whatever
Nicholas Sanchez
>can't groom roach >can't even pet her
SHIT GAME
Parker Adams
Is there any console commands for anna henrietta like there are for the other girls? >i.e. "appearance(yennefer_travel_outfit)"
Oliver Peterson
>her
Daniel Sullivan
CDPR totally embraced the rampant waifuism that goes on in their community. Their official channels are filled with waifu images and they casually provoke both "teams" from time to time to get more reactions, and lets be honest, nothing riles up their community more than the holy waifu war.
I wonder how will it affect Cyberpunk and whether the focus on romance will increase now that they saw how much their fanbase cares for that kind of thing.
James Parker
Roach is female
Geralt mentions this several times ingame
Kayden Myers
We don't know anything about Cyberpunk yet but what I definitely know is that I will stay pure and upload my conscience into a computer or robot if that opportunity arises
Charles Martin
>in-game 2D waifu-sim waifu
Jaxon Brooks
No, there aren't, or at least I haven't found them yet and trust me I tried. Only the main girls have them, most others don't even have a secondary outfit. There is probably such command for Anarietta since she has a bunch of outifts, but I don't it.
Owen Ramirez
How do you discard shit with Skellige?
I mean, I have difficulty working out what I want to toss in the trash, so I don't play discard at all.
Same thing with spies, and giving the opponent strength. If I have them, I put them out in rounds where I'm planning to lose.
Samuel Hernandez
discarding is super situational, it;s hard to give a blanket answer. most decks obviously have a strong combo for a win condition though so you usually discard cards to have your win condition in hand by the final round.
Robert Cook
>ordering a Triss looking bride from Russia. is there a site for this?
Zachary Hernandez
asking the pertinent questions
Evan Hernandez
guys the lesson you are supposed to learn is that you must go out and find your own Triss/Yen and enter into a loving relationship where you learn to accept each others faults, not order a woman in a box from Russia!!!
Joseph Nguyen
Sure, there are all kinds of sites, you just need to find the wife that best matches your waifu.
Chase Foster
>woman in a box from Russia!!! but this sounds much more tempting desu.
Aiden Foster
I'm sure they don't deliver them in boxes...or do they? If so, I want it nicely wrapped and marked as fragile. My bride must come in a pristine condition.
Chase Powell
Will Triss autist spend 750 dollars for this?
Leo Peterson
He lives if you finished the skellige ruler questline beforehand, of course Cave of Dreams quest will be locked off.
Austin Miller
even i would. only to properly bathe her in my hot semen already.
Leo Smith
Nah, although it looks fucking amazing, but fueling my obsession with statues won't do me any good. I would have a hard time controlling myself around it :3
Aiden Lee
How much pandering will Cyberpunk have? I look forward to romance the robot girl but something tells me she will be a Muslim transgender dyke.
Jordan Butler
Why would you ruin the statue? At least add some shit on her so it can be somewhat lore-accurate.
Benjamin Diaz
>I would have a hard time controlling myself around it :3 ayy lmao
How does it feel to betray Triss's trust?
William Allen
>best waifu has the shittest cosplayers
Jack Gonzalez
Damn, I wanted 15 ore...
I've been getting a lot of Epic cards from the daily rewards lately. I got Sigdrifa, Restoration and Dandelion a few days ago. Not that it matters, since I already have almost all epic cards, but is weird.
Alexander Cox
I hope for furry Triss, cow Yen and regular Ciri.
All I know is that spending time alone with that statue would get me in serious trouble with my Geralt. Also, I could hardly look Trissfu in the eyes after :3
Logan Torres
>30 something jen con will never play yen in a movie adaption
feelsbadman
Kayden Walker
borkh is still good. been winning like 75% of my games because of borkh and renew.
Evan Harris
Got bored of the beta after level 10 or so, is Nilfgaard out?
Justin Morris
What about prime Famke Janssen?
Luke Bell
at least yours gets cosplayed
>anarietta lyumos when
Parker Powell
did they change what the blizzard potion does?
now it says it slows time after each kill, i swear it used to do something different
Connor Thompson
>best waifu has no cosplayers
Jace King
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Michael Sanchez
should I play gwent closed beta? I am scared because I hear that game is very... pay to winny? As in some cards are incredibly powerful and if you don't have them then you will get shitted on.
Grayson White
As far as I'm informed the player base is small because it's closed beta and the matchmaking isn't all the way there yet so you might play people with powerful cards when you only have the shitty starting ones, that's just what I have been told though, haven't played the thing yet myself
You might as well try it if it's free I guess
Owen Walker
Just tried it. It was okay. Then I fought some guy who is level 13 two times in a row and he had some strong cards. RIP.
Caleb Allen
someone did a good write up on plebbit about the f2p experience
Wait, I thought you sent the original game's art. Too bad they reused to much of it.
Elijah Hall
they look more fun than NR cunts, maybe I'm an edgy fag though
Landon Rivera
A bit ded ;_;
Eli Price
2nd for memes
this fucking ladder is filled to the brim with ST, and 80 % of them are fucking retards
what a shit deck jesus christ, lmoa 5 clear skies
Sebastian Baker
They look thoroughly bored. Was the sex that bad and who was to blame?
Robert Cooper
What do you use to climb?
Jason Myers
Kiera is nervous because she's about to cast a spell on Geralt to put him to sleep
Geralt is unsatisfied because he wished he was fugging Yen
Angel Cook
...
Andrew Jackson
>Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body >he doesn't have a fetish where he fucks his friend's thirsty cumbucket next to his unconcious body, while being in danger of waking said friend up and having to settle things with good ol' fisticuffs while still buttnaked
What a fucking beta
Julian Sanders
king of beggars is so fucking good in NR it's stupid.
Alexander James
I just beat this game and got the bad ending. How did anons feel about how this was handled?
I feel cheated only because Geralt's action don't align with the dialogue, for example pic related and "calm down" vs. "go for it". I knew the necklace sequence felt strange but didn't realize it would fuck me for the ending. I stand by my other decisions such as to sit in on the Lodge convo, but because of my other choices I got an ending that didn't very well connect my actions to the result.
I would have been fine getting a bad ending if this connection were more clear.
also, Yen >Triss
Christian Lopez
mememonsters
what else shits on ST with a passion radovid i guess, but i dont have the cards for a NR deck
Austin Walker
The longest chain i had was Shani into Baron into Priscilla into KoB into Nenneke into Yennefer. God i love NR.
Cooper Hughes
I don't know what's bigger, Yen's forehead or Phil's boobs.
Josiah Ramirez
I got that ending too, I wouldn't call it bad, just sad.
I was sad that Ciri died, but she stops the white frost in the end, I knew that her sacrifice would likely be necessary well before the end, Also, the game didn't really do enough to make me feel attached to her. whereas there was 3 games worth of build up for Geralt finally seeing the love of his life again
No matter how sad the ending, it was immensly satisfying to watch geralt throw his steel sword into the weavess' back
Asher Hall
i really need to start crafting those weather cards
Daniel Powell
You'd better go NR.
Robert Perry
pure cancer
Jayden Gray
Does Witcher 1 and 2 have any mods similar to 3's Geralt Doppler for them? Mods that allow you to customize/change Geralt's look completely.
In other news I found the 'flow' which I was looking for and I'm really enjoying the combat and exploration in the game now, it's superb..
Lucas Campbell
How long have you played?
Anthony Garcia
Hmm, interesting, haven't seen those, although I never used too many mods for TW2. I only use replacement mods for screenshots, I don't see the appeal of playing another character with Geralt's voice and personality and TW2 has a shitty free camera. I only use unlimited carry weight and the one that makes Triss' sex scene 3x longer.
Jayden Davis
Hmmm. I have all those cards. And sometimes use a similar deck.
Is that deck good for climbing?
Jason Cooper
i like how Geralt smiles when he wins a horse race this screenshot is pretty shit because there's shadow on his face but it's the only one i got
he seems pretty happy with himself
i also really like how in Skellige the Nekkers have tiny helmets made from animal bones