/owg/ - Overwatch General

So is the middle east still a shithole in the Overwatch universe? Is that why Mercy is there?

>No balance changes
Balance is perfect guys :^)

Tracer!

I'm pretty sure the majority of women still like men and are sexually attracted to them, user.

Here we have a recording of this poster's morning routine.

>patch notes
>s

>no balance changes
>none

haha d.va and ana and 76 are balanced right guys?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY OASIS
WHAT SPOTS DO I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT DO

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Are the notes even out?

The game is so boring right now. It feels like it has 8 or so characters total, not 23.

Lesbians are the worst

no bug fixes either, sombra can still glitch in walls on half of the maps

>“New Years resolution? Take some time off”

>new map
>no map exclusive brawl

bravo blizzard

is it with her translocator? I have that happen a lot.

GAY TIME TRAVELER

I WANT REINHARDT TO gently cuddle me on the couch in his big arms as I nuzzle into his musky chest hair

why is christmas event still on

I DONT KNOW EITHER BUT ITS LOADING IN NOW

I bet Mercy can deepthroat the largest of dicks.

Holy fucking shit that brush goes so deep into those folds!

>Reaper useless because of Dva
>Widow useless because of Dva
>Sombra useless because of Blizzard

Why is Talon such a laughing stock?

Dwarf sexual drive

I want to make half white half mexican babies with Sombra

T-thicc..

yes, you can either put her translocator in a spot that you can only crouch in or throw it in spaces the translocator can fit through

AND MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

Do we have a list of the characters' New Years resolution lines yet? I know there have been a couple posted here, wondering if anyone found any more.

jesus fuck what is with the pings

it is not my internet

OP messed up, here's the note"s"

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

Pharah wants to take some time off
Winston wants to cut back on peanut butter and have more bananas
Mei wants to lose weight
Thats all I've heard so far

why are people triggered by cute lesbians?

Well a lot of people are complaining about ping on reddit too so it seems to be a major bug

youtube.com/watch?v=Jzqa_9a7ofE
>tfw switch to Pharah and can fly across the map or even fly over to the other 2 control points
neat

Sombra's translocator needs to travel faster imo. Not farther, but just faster. And she needs to keep her movement momentum whenever she translocates back. As it stands it kills any flow to the game waiting on a translocator to land

1) they aren't cute

2) degeneracy should not be encouraged

3)it's pandering

Thats rather disappointing. Not even a fix to the Mei exploit in 3v3. Thanks, user.

Oasis only brawl mode when?

So what's the point of the PTR again if shit like this is going to make it on to live?

>degeneracy should not be encouraged.

That's where you're wrong, friendo.

Commando Team skins when?

>Mei wants to lose weight
Is Blizzard confirming the thicc meme?

after pings aren't fucked

15ms to 160ms

it's like they put me on spic servers

they are cute and you know it

go smoke your gay weed and shut up senpai

>1) they aren't cute
Subjective opinion

>2) degeneracy should not be encouraged
Degeneracy is just a word for things you dont like and has no objective merit.

>3)it's pandering
Everything in pandering, you are just upset that you are not the one being pandered to for once.

Tracer is a cute and I want to see her kiss every OW girl.

>Enemy rolls double Ana, double Soldier, Reinhardt and D.VA

Might as well quit that match.

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO PLAY THIS BRAND NEW MAP THAT JUST CAME OUT TODAY YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

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SOMBRA BUFF WHEN?
Ana was useless on release and now she's one of the best characters
Sombra has been out for months and she hasn't even been touched

>enabling headshots only on customs lets you survive the cars on Oasis
GEE WHIZ BLIZZARD

>Captain Commando skin for 76
All of my want.

>Subjective opinion
No shit

>Degeneracy is just a word for things you dont like and has no objective merit.

No degeneracy is anything that goes against traditional western values. Like carpet munching

>Everything in pandering, you are just upset that you are not the one being pandered to for once.
No not everything is pandering.

Weed is gross but gay is great, familam

You think that's bad? You can charge your Zarya shield on them.

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BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT PTR IS FOR
user PLEASE I'M JUST A POOR BOY IN SEARCH OF ELO

>burn idiots in No Limits with no aim gun
>get free booxes
Thanks Blizz.

>all that torb

CANCER
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Not much of a tactical advantage desu, youre like on 20 once you get to see any action?

Ana is single-handedly responsible for the triple tank meta. Blizzard is being extremely careful with each new hero so this doesn't happen again, which is why Sombra is in wait-and-see mode while a meta develops around her

NOBODY TAKES PTR SERIOUSLY EVER. HOW DO YOU THINK DVA KEPT HER 600 FUCKING HP

How does it feel being mad over nothing all the time?

Seems exhausting.

Nothing stopping you from doing it with both shields if you have a partner

Ziegler and Song

Meh, it's the new normal

You gotta be mad to keep up with all the SJWs

>degeneracy is anything that goes against traditional western values
Which western countries? At which time period? Under what rule? This sounds like a pointless catch-all definition that can be twisted in whatever way someone wants to so that it fits their regressive ideals. Is democracy degenerate because the West was traditionally Monarchic?

>No not everything is pandering.
It is, though. It just depends what demographic you want to cater to.

Anyway, this is Veeky Forums and I dont want to take a break so

>reliable, free charge
>not much of a tactical advantage

I'M SORRY FOR BELIEVING PEOPLE ACTUALLY USED THE PTR
I WON'T COMMIT THAT MISTAKE AGAIN user I PROMISE

Tbqh I just want more gay Overwatch heroes because it's cute

Oh great, we've moved onto gay pedo posting

see? This is why degeneracy must be nipped in the bud

I've farmed like 10 'last' xmas boxes. What kind of ruse is Blizzard trying to prepare?

Girl love is cutest and purest love.

Well from the state of the latest """"patch"""" my guess is their office is running on a skeleton crew and is on fire

ITS OKAY I THOUGHT THERE WAS A PTR FOR A REASON TOO

it's not pedo, d.va is 19

I thought it was my latency, so I logged out and back in and it stopped happening. Was it already fixed?

Junkrat wants to travel more

IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN
Blizzard has made the horrible decision to have you create a new Overwatch hero!
>Gender
>nationality
>race
>personality
>role
>weapon
>passive
>1st ability
>2nd ability
>3rd ability
>ultimate
>who would you ship them with
Let out your creativity!

anyone else getting horrible lag? everyone in my match had 240 ms ping

Can you still teleport on them as reaper and go outside the map?

>cutest and purest love

>2x the acidy vagina juice slopping everywhere

nice joke

>Constantly getting Widow in mystery
>Enemy stands still and my bullets go through

What a wonderful game.

>when the brush disappear

ffs yes it's a widespread issue

Dva wants to catch up on all the videogames she didn't play.

Well, I want more plot and for people to stop this stupid tunnel-vision focus on who likes to put their mouth on which genitals, but here we are. What the hell is so "cute" about gay romance anyway? What makes it so remarkable? I've had a lot of fujo friends but this still baffles me.

Lily, the Botanist Tank-Buster
>M1: Short range shotgun burst of pollen
>M2: Fire a seed into the ground which travels straight forward under ground until it explodes upon release
>L-Shift: Extend a vine to a latch onto a point and pivot up, down or around the point with Jump, Crouch, and Left and Right keys, or pull and push yourself away from the point with forward or backwards
>E: Latch a vine onto an enemy and drain a third of their maximum health and heal yourself. Excess restored health is released as a healing cloud of spores for your teammates
>Passive: can drain half her max health to use her abilities when CD is halfway done
>Ult: throw a seed onto an enemy that drains health at 200DPS growing a flower above the enemy's head. When the enemy's health is drained or after 5 seconds, the flower explodes with the damage it drained. Explosion range increases the longer it drains.

STOP WAIFUPOSTING AND TEACH ME HOW TO CARRY SOLO Q AS REAPER

A.K.A THE ONLY HERO I CAN PLAY

>Mei wants to lose weight

nice bodyshaming