League of Legends General /lolg/

He is actually a ronin my man and a weeb pandering 13yo kiddy bait.

BIG

FAT

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WE WUZ KINGZ

SHEEEEEEIIITTTTT

Xth for Camille

BICEPS

Does Lucian have a big cock?

>That feeling where you don't want to spend you IP on Camille because you aren't sure if she'll sell enough skins to not be Kalista'D and Azir'D aka be Yasuo/Ekko/Ect...

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

xth for breast metal waifu

JUGS

i don't want to sleep alone anymore

No, nigger dicks are actually small.

He's black, of course he does

I used to have a black roommate, and one time I accidentally walked in on him and his girl fucking, and I can confirm that, yes, black guys have bigger cocks

Same desu

JIGGA BOO LIPZ

>tfw bought camille after playing 1 game with her in normal
she's literally irelia 2.0 or 3.0 i can't remember now

Ummm no honey

Did you tell him he has a nice cock?

Fiora is Irelia 2.0 so she is Irelia 3.0

Lulu is best girl!

I'm sorry they got first blood. I-I'll do better next time I swear!

I did not, I was too overtaken by awkwardness

Come here in bush baby
I wanna show you something

Xin Zhao is just a better Irelia too, though.

Of course! I'll ward it right away!

>black guys have bigger cocks
you saw one black dick out of a nearly incomprehensible number of black dicks, you can't say black guys have bigger cocks based on one big lazy black dick.

that sounds anecdotal

>Riot is actually going to nerf Ziggs, a mid who hasn't been viable in two seasons, because he's a memepick in bot lane

Really makes you think

Source?

You bronze m8?

>tfw you spent six years sleeping next to the most adorable gamer grill and artist
>got killed by a drunk driver after winter exams let out at her uni
>a year later and I still wake up before sunrise every monday/tuesday to get her ready for her bakery shift
>painful moment of confusion when she isn't next to me in bed asking me for five more minutes
>stare at the ceiling until the sun rises

careful about getting attached user.

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Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums
na
vidya

fuck off

fucking NORMALFAGS

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums up on NA
needs 7
password is vidya

When will riot balance assassins to have real cooldowns? What happened to high risk/high reward gameplay? Fizz and Leblanc literally just spam abilities with almost no regard for themselves because their shit is always up

More like because Ziggs doesn't sell skins.

Well, with monkey heritage in your genes, your only excuse for living on would of course be deluding yourself into believing that you are above-average in at least one area of "qualification".

They can't face the reality of their cultural, genetic, intellectual and physical inferiority.
Because if they did face that reality, they'd jump off the next best bridge.

newfags can't triforce

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same with whites vs asians/ashkenazis

what year is it

>heimerdinger top/mid
>alternatively morgana top/mid
>zz'rot first item

how long would this work for

Here's my crappy mspaint attempt to fix him

>jewish dreams of being a race

until mid Gold.

They forgot to add
>Massive thighs because
>UH...

Easily accessible CDR was a huge mistake. Riot opened pandoras box. You don't have to give anything up to obtain maximum damage output and cooldown reduction. You can also get a little HP in the mix if you feel like it.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums +5
na
vidya

all I'm saying, sweet user, is that you can't miss something you've never had and that nothing lasts forever. You choose to start a painful cycle by being unhappy with your current state.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY LISTEN TO HIM HER CURRENT SYMMETRIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE FUCKING GARBAGE.

Reduce the lip size just a tad and it's perfect, nice job user, riot should higher you.

not even, i began playing a month ago, i'm about as new as Camille. am i incorrect in my assumption?

Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!

What music does /lolg/ listen to while playing? I usually put on game osts, KH2.5's soundtrack is nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=atY2Z0J6zX8
and other mixes like it

>lose 30min game
>was pretty much a stomp but we didnt surrender at 20 because never give up lmao
>some guy in the other team trying to tell me how to build the champion im playing
>im a x champion main rofl
>look him up after the game
>he has 7 games played total on all seasons

???

Yeah, very wrong. Xin is pretty garbage other than low elo because he has not CC and relies on getting a lead and keeping it or else he's useless.

Xin is one of those champs that if you pick him and don't pull your weight hard you'll likely cost your team the game because you'll be useless.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bets

Is Kled OK or is he broken?
I am Gold I btw

I think I figured out why Heartseeker Lucian's splash looks weird: its because he's smiling

What did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=j-Fhx2IEztw&list=PLVQpc5rUMq9k-4vO-SvpOv_N4c3AOOkFH

but the playlist depends on the champion.

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I don't understand this I've laned against so many tarics as soraka and they can never land shit

the only time they win is when my ape is too stupid to back off his ape when taric ults

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>playing ranked
>one a win streak
>hear a tap at the window
>pull back the curtains
>see this
What do you do?

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>mfw "kata best gurl :3c" poster finally fucked off

wonder why my window is a phone

close the curtains of course.

Carpenter Brut
youtube.com/watch?v=lLrX7MH1Rtg
Home
youtube.com/watch?v=qptMg0JWmFY
GRiZ
youtube.com/watch?v=86S_p-Wei0c
Jake Chudnow
youtube.com/watch?v=RtSAjfmjqEA
Karma Fields
youtube.com/watch?v=F3CG8CM22BQ

And a lot of things inbetween

shoot that bitch for trespassing on my property

wonder why my window has been defaced with some random's patreon info

>Win 9 games straight on the same champion
>Underperform on a game
>Lose 1
>"HAHA WTF DUDE YOU ARE SO BAD"

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did i fix it?

QUINN A CUTE! CUTE!!!!!!!

>buy 200hp item
>hp bar dense af
>almost unkillable

i kind of miss the old broken days

I want to go shitposting with Lulu

It's a lot better, but the eyes are still fucked.

Why does Shen have 400 energy instead of the usual 200?
It's actually a lot less manageable due to his high costs and leaves you without energy after using taunt most of the times.
After 4 years of playing him, when the rework came live I was astonished by how unfair it was for akali/zed etc to spam skills and Shen having to manage the energy a lot better.

Is there some actual reason for this?

>team is super far ahead
>enemy team has vayne, nasus
>game goes passed 30min
>they're starting to get big
>somehow manage to split and ace them
>manage to end before they all respawn

wew lad.

I want to be Lulu's cat!

Not the huge lips?

>female
Close the curtains, of course.

It's mostly the eyes.

whatever my spotify playlist plays

heres some samples of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=8tI1_KlO6xI

youtube.com/watch?v=V4kzCBQg-qQ

youtube.com/watch?v=FC-JhQ1p7nw

youtube.com/watch?v=nnc1GvHn6rI

youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
uuum, higher energy costs for abilites and the e's passive?

Dunno, just taking guesses

I want to cuddle and protect lulu and tell her that everything will be ok!

>second round pick is Vayne and Yasuo (mid)
>Closest AP top I know is Shen

here we go I guess

>press E
>win games

Hello?

>start a new account
>win 4 games preforming well
>the next 8 games are paired up with levels 2-3 on my team while the enemy team is loaded with keystone masteries
>forced to lose 6 games in a row

What the fuck is wrong with this shitty matchmaking system? Is it so hard to want to not have a 50:50 W:L ratio? And even then, this is fucking outrageous!

pick ZAC

don't you mean in?