League of Legends General - /lolg/

we love irelia edition

eyosongive.us

kill all lulu fags

Seconded.

4th for shen

post pictures

xth for yorick

fpbp

Draven!
He's the best!
Someone please play fighting games on PC with me!

How's it going /lolg/?

Haven't tried Camille yet, it she >fun?

SHANE EY OF TWILIGT

:3!

POST THE VG VS VG RESULTS

>post your champion pool from strongest to weakest
>judge others

>talon
>katarina
>yasuo
>lucian
>draven

give me your worst

FAT
YORDLES

nerf CoCk

edgelord tier

>sion
>braum
>kench

...

fertile and ripe to take

>There are people on /lolg/ RIGHT NOW that take Windspeaker's over Thunderlord's

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

What do you mean "strongest to weakest"

>everything that happened top lane

lmao

>normal
>teemo support
>not being a good healslut and taking windspeaker

thunderlord isn't getting you out of silver

No one has mentioned Sona has smite
ok

nobody cares about your bronzie games

NA Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums FUCKING WHEN

I'M DTF
DOWN
TO
FEED

Reposting my list to express my undying love for tasty Veeky Forums dicks. If you're not on the list you are either a girl, you have no charisma, or the smell of your exquisite cock hasn't yet reached my slutty brain.

People whose dicks I would unironically suck:
BMF
cele snakes ru
Diethylamide
ImThem
Majin Buukage
Master Style
Megu Wormie
Moooooosh
redditman69
RiddlerShen
Rumia
Super Metroid
Yogg Saron

People whose dicks I would give a little lick if I was feeling frisky:
Depression
Meliorne
Merc Treads
Michael J Fox
MyWayOrTheViWay
PonyPrancer

People who have a smelly micropenis:
Sid Schaefer
Welding

Master Style is eloquently powerful as usual... Ah...

I'm Plat, trying to hit Diamond this season. No need to bully

>win 6 games in a row
>4 straight games of Shen

I hated fighting Fiora as Shen but it went ok.

>Get shafted into Jungle, a role I suck at
>Team starts chimping out because we killed the Support and they want to do Baron NOW
>Tell them I'm not good at Jungle, they ignore me and start it anyway
>They act surprised and angry that the enemy Elise (who's a level higher than me) steals it

I wouldn't mind 30 minute timers so long as I got a role I was actually good at, Christ.

>tfw not on the list
maybe when i get out of vg silver....

>19-4-4 Ekko against Ryze

fucking how

you know how to talk little girl

god hates fags

Redemption + Zz'rot on supps is fucking broken
You dont have to do anything but exist

>there are people that don't play everyone role to a acceptable level playing ranked

Hey, at least some spider had a pretty good night.

what if i'm a girl with a dick?

You can do it! Skillful gameplay is another way to express your dominance!

Tomoka was too scared to do anything other than Q in lane and didn't fight at all until Riddler ulted him.

Doesn't help our Nasus was a complete retard.

Then you're an abomination of nature!

Post steam, IGN, etc

>it's another episode of "your jungler is dog shit and the enemy lee is 14 kills and can one-shoot you with R+Q+Q

>Trying to climb
>Pick Illaoi top almost exclusively because Bronze and Silver shitters don't know how to deal
>Most recent team was retarded
>Despite turbo feeding I shit on Yasuo
>I just pushed top and /mute all
>Got a penta kill twice
>Every time my team was farming jungle
>Finally unmute team and tell them all to follow me
>They all take detours through jungle camps but eventually join me while I'm shitting on the enemy team 1v5
>After we ace they all go back and start jungling again
>Yasuo and Lee start split pushing bot lane and make it to the inhib
>Meanwhile I managed to wrangle my team in to a disheveled push
>We win easily after 45 minutes when it could have been over so much sooner

Thanks for reading my blog

>also first for Illaoi busted

I love Lissandra!

nigga you were in a normal vs a fucking bronze teemo support who started doran, has warlords, and built gunblade/hurricane

gumi cat

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bets.

lel

All on red.

Nope, Gumi can't do it like me.

Darius
Yorick
Sion
Poppy
Maokai
Trundle
Fiora
Gnar

>today i learned from Veeky Forums that my 7 inch dick is a micropenis

feels bad man

ALL ON JUNGLE SION

>Finally get promoted to Silver I.
>Have to carry three boosted players. Who all have a 0.5 KDA (We're talking 2/19 on the worst one).
>Game takes over a fucking hour until I can finally catch the enemy team off guard and kill them.
>The shittiest players do the most shittalking in /all.

Holy fucking shit fuck this climb. Literally hell. I'm straight up boosting people just to get back to gold. Holy shit.

Why is everyone suddenly EXTRA fucking retarded during a promos?

Hi could anyone help me? I'm very confused. I had about 5800 ip saved up. Then when I logged on just now I only had 2600 or so. Then a second later I went all the way down to 166. I tried reloading the client and playing a game to see if that would fix it but I still only have like 300ip. I checked recently bought champions on my account page and nothing popped up. What's going on?

top is your strongest pick
bottom you're not as good at them

>lee sin has been played in 8 out of 10 of my games
WHEN
IS
HE
GETTING
GUTTED

when the average dick size (sample size: me) is 11 inches
ya bud ur a fuckin baby penis LMAO

>Only one interesting pick
I better see some meme builds on those other players

Honesty Welding, I wouldn't mind your 7 cm "penis" if you weren't such a two faced rager. Your personality is inconsistent and bland.

you are the reason I can't play top without feeding

xth for breast metal waifu

>Why is everyone suddenly EXTRA fucking retarded during a promos?

pretty sure it's part of the rito patented matchmaking algorithm, my promos consist of ragers and inters, and people with 56k internet connections living in alaska or some shit

Sorry :(

Climbing to diamond from Bronze with Leona
Pray 4 me

Why won't Riot give us voice packs?

I'd pay so much for so many voice packs.

you're a big guy

Help pls anyone?

Hey guys

Technical Difficulties

Please Stay Tuned.

damn i will never find girls to sex with again

>cm
speak american u terrorist

also im not twofaced i hate everyone in vgs, but i hate myself the most for playing them

I had an Ez that, despite have free dashes, couldn't dodge a Brand stun or Lux bind. Some of the literal slowest shit in the game.

>TFW JUST

I haven't a clue. Pretty spooky.

>something something rune prices are bullshit

Anyone know who this little slut is? None of the vg players come to mind.

>Twitch
>Ahri
>Malphite
>Annie
>Twisted Fate
>Shen
>Ashe
>Xin Zhao
>Yi
>Fiddlesticks
>Soraka

>play
>see lee sin everywhere in my matches
>watch a stream
>see lee sin
>watch a VOD
>see lee sin
>watch a coach
>he's coaching a lee sin
Amazing, Riot. Amazing.

What's the best rammus skin

you've been playing since season two and you're still in bronze

Juggador

Please write me some guro smut involving a qt league girl brutally murdering you.
Will gift if its good

Redpill me on jungle Kled

Typical Welding reply... How do you manage to be less funny than a girl?

Sorry but you'll never find out~

contact support

>Morde
>Nami
>Singed
>Fiddlle
>Jhin
>Syndra
>Skarner

I prefer Full Metal, but they're all decent imo.

i've been playing since a month ago and i'm unranked so you're kind of close but i think i'd quit by then. how do i get good?

>guy instantly says KDA doesnt matter as soon as we enter the lobby

panic.jpg

Shibs

>Veigar
>Jhin
>Tryndamere
>Braum
>Zac (under Braum since the E circle and Protobelt nerfs)
>Twitch
>Lucian
>Thresh
>Ezreal
>Nidalee
>Velkoz
>Reksai (only Full AP though)
>Morgana
>About half of the rest of the champion pool I am competent but not exceptional with

Pic is me completing the 0 damage Tryndamere challenge with a Win on 1st try

No way! Juggador is a manchild with anger issues, and likely fat.

um... um... barrels! :3c

Do I sound like her yet?

>tfw a "girl" wont suck your dick
unbelievable

He's the biggest risk/reward there is, I think.

>inb4 regnar
Banned, of course. And not so risky if he one-shots. Less In can steal more, survive more, and potential destroy teams, provided he's not with boosted shitters.

one faggot and everyone loses their minds
I love it

Pick a champion, any champion.

Think hard now, and no changing you mind once you have chosen.

Got one? Good.

Your Champion finds themselves in the world of the last videogame you have played aside from League of Legends.

They take the role of the titular character and must beat the game just as the regular protagonist would.

The catch is that your chosen Champion only has access to their own strength or abilities for the duration on their journey. They will not gain anything the regular protagonist would normally receive in terms of strength or capabilities. No weapons, powers, armor, ect.

So, how does your Champion fare /lolg?/. Do they succeed, or are they doomed to fail. Explain how, and be creative!

Risk? Where is the risk? He has literally 4 skills for disengaging, he is the safest jungler in the game and people figured out that the "lee falls of lategame" meme is just that: a meme. He's complete cancer, because he can do everything you want from a jungler.

>heartseeker quinn nerfed again
? thought trump had killed the sjw fad

>Sona
>Parasite Eve 2
I actually think Sona would do well in Dryfield.

hey guys, how do i decide which role is for me?

i enjoy all the roles, but i want to climb; but playing all roles doesn't really help me climb.

help

I barely got any attention though. And I thought I was being interesting... I'm sad, I'm just gonna go to sleep.

>He's the biggest risk/reward there is, I think.
Risk? Sorry, but he has two fucking dashes, which is not something very often seen in champions unless you're LB, Camille or some other bitch ass high mobile champion.
He has not much risk now because he goes TLD and AD, which leads him to just do R+Q+Q and kill you literally in little time.
His level 16 R is fucking retarded because it does +600 AD dmg.
Where's the risk?