/owg/ - Overwatch General

Chu should explore the Junkenstein AU again.

Yes the payload heals. dva has always had Blizzard branding on her mech and suit, she's a streamer

Payload heals the attacking team 10h/s

I wonder what hurt more, getting those implants installed or getting those glow in the dark tattoos lasered off.

>yfw Roadhog turns out to be a ghoul

Blizz and Starcraft exist in this universe.
DVa plays the dead game, and that's how she first got famous

Adding hitscan dps was a mistake and you can't prove me wrong.

Hearthstone might too, guard was playing it in the original trailer.

Also I think Blizzard made all those arcade games in Hanamura

>That tiny bit of Sombra side boob

The most unbelievable part of Overwatch's lore is that anyone, especially a korean, plays SC2.

It's just a sick joke from Blizzard about how they'll never fix the shit they broke beyond repair and pushed all the players out of.

Pharah

stop posting pharrah

is the little mondatta shrine in kings row new? by the theater outside the attack side? Never seen it

>DVa plays the dead game, and that's how she first got famous
>Dva is only the self styled SC2 champion because literally no one but her plays it
>her viewers on live streams are only there to laugh at this autist Dorito muncher brag about being the best in the world in a dead game
Please make this cannon Blizz, it pleases me.

Everyone hates 2cp/assault maps right?

If Blizzard made it so you could capture both points at the same time (the map would be changed of course), and you had to split your team between both points (or not, depending on the tactic employed in game) would that improve the game mode or make it more cancerous?

They never said it was SC2, for all we know it's SC7: Fenix's Revenge or something

I'm not sure there's anything more to add unless the Witch's bargain is supposed to parallel something in the plot.

I mean, I'd buy it. I don't think anyone ever seriously thought whatever's under that mask was going to look good. The question is, how detailed can Blizzard make the decay before they have to bump up the rating to M?

Nope, been there since day one.

How have your comp games been going tonight /owg/?

>The most unbelievable part of Overwatch's lore is
That in the distant future Germany and Sweden will have any whites left.

I'd like some of the other skins to have a story to them like the main ones did. I not sure how Ana's could but 76's has tons of potential along with Pharah (without her suit possibly or with an explanation for it that fits the world)

Good lad

I'd guess the implants but neither would be fun

Koth is the worst game mode.

>implying there will be a starcraft 3

One's old the other is a dwarf and therefore not white.

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I'm not stupid enough to play comp the day a new map releases

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KotH is fun

A D.va ate my Graviton Surge for the first time yesterday. I felt like some part of me died in that moment.

I wouldn't really expect much. I think the non-legendary skins were just meant to be neat little Halloween what-ifs, but it might be cool to see if Blizzard could attach stories to them.

>turn lesbians into gay men
What purpose?

Ellowas is a god

only noticed it while watching someone else but didn't see anything when I googled it. Ty user

>Your rank
>Your main
>Your occupation

I mean, the gap between Brood Wars and SC2 was 12 years, so 100 years from now there might be a 3 or 4.

Hah. Thank goodness for this hook change. This is the case for nearly 90% of the time I get hooked on Tracer.

>tfw he's making a symmetra model

Can't come soon enough. Also another animation with Widowmaker

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Cut out the edit where Tracer can't dash or recall out of it.

Why do Tumblrinas try so hard to be disgusting?

2 losses = -33 points
1 win = + 32 points

this would be great if i wasn't losing so often

I mean, a ghoul itself isn't too bad in fallout 4 detail

If we reach Fallout 1 or 2 levels, then that's where we bump it up to M rating.

Why would she, it stuns on contact and that's not going away.

I doubt it will make him feel "weaker", considering that it will put opponents right in front of him for the kill shot instead of thrown around randomly. And to be honest those ways of breaking the hook aren't going to happen much.

>One's old
He's only 61, the game is set in 2070-2080
That means Rein probably hasn't even been born yet.
In 2016 1 in 5 German children had a migrant background
google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thelocal.de/20160920/one-in-five-germans-now-have-immigrant-background/amp?client=safari
Face it, Rein should be part brown.

>there are people on /owg/ that main a single hero 99% of the time

How can any of you enjoy playing ranked when it's 3 tanks + 3 healers, 3 tanks + 2 healers + Soldier: 76, or 4 tanks + 2 healers?

It just seems...boring. I know none of you play just to get a virtual number higher and higher, right? At 4500+, there's nothing interesting happening, just the same strats doing the same thing, just crisper and more efficiently.

they don't try

they are just fucked

Is 40-50% accuracy good enough for 76 or should I try to get it higher?

>There are people on /owg/ who post irrelevant sluts

You never could. You can't do anything once you get hit by the hook because you are stunned. The problem is that you blinked or recalled before getting hooked, but it hooks you anyway and pulls you around walls.

Now it wont.

Mythbusters question- in a custom game with the maximum health modifier and either a D.Va or a Roadhog with 5 Lucio Ults (they stack, right?) and Torb armor, can you survive a hit from a car? I thought I saw one figure say they did 2400 damage per hit which is enough to kill any hero in regular gameplay, but for theory purposes I'm curious if they actually do 2400 damage or if the number is higher.

Mid Plat
Lucio in competitive, Pharah/Sombra in QP
Unemployed.

>sucking that hard with the auto-aimbot character

Switch to Mercy, you'll always hit your target.

That's Blizzard's associate esports manager you're calling irrelevant

>3291
>Zarya/Lucio
>College student

Alright, I'll stop picking Lucio.

Widowmaker's widowmakers

TOES

Any word yet on when the deadline is for exactly on oni genji? Work backshift and no off until 8am Atlantic time.

It says the 4th but does that mean that it's over on the 3rd at 11:59pm pst
OR the 4th at 11:59 pst

This is some "is 1 the last lifew or does it go to 0" bullshit.

Car is instant death no matter what, like falling off the map.

>tfw mercy will never fart in your mouth

>tfw you'll never sit in Zarya's lap while she pats your head and strokes your penis

3164
Symemetra
tech support

>New patch
>no D.Va nerfs
>no Sombra buffs

With typically 40-50% kill participation per match I think not.

I use whoever I want. If people work with me that's great, but if they don't it's fine.

Winning doesn't matter as long as I have fun with my waifu.

>Sombra and Zarya will never have normal colored hair

>panicked looking
>with alarmed expressions on their face
Literally means the same thing.

>Getting a Sombra POTG

>wanting normal coloured hair

Fuck off normie

>No Wizard Widow skin
>No Demon Hunter Tracer skin
The fug?

>those magnificent blue cheeks

what do you think mercy's farts would taste like?

True. I just want the payoff to be great, you know? I want him to have been absolutely fucked up by the radiation for maximum tragedy. I want him to take off the mask and immediately nauseate whoever he's looking at, because he's got chunks of skin missing from his face and a big hole where his nose should be or something. I think the odds we'll actually see him maskless are all dependent on whether or not he and Junkrat can be convinced to work with the good guys once the BBEG is finally revealed, though, since the mask is also supposed to dehumanize him and symbolize him abandoning Mako Rutledge and becoming Roadhog.

Stop.

How's middle school

Is she gay? If so, then irrelevant.

looking for someone to play some HOTS to get the genji skin

zerohumor#1148

>what is the summer skin

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Cop skin for Mako, then?

>Junkrat's projectiles now travel 25% faster
>his Rip-tire now has 125 health

There.
Junkrat is now viable in all brackets of Comp

>Demon Hunter Tracer
>could had a killing spree line where she says something like
>"Ha, Valla taught me how to do that! Err, wait, that's not supposed to be canon."

Missed opportunity there

My dick
I could actually play Zarya like that

>its another "Symettra and Torb give everyone an extra 150 hp in quickplay" episode

Gosh, I hope so. I know pacing is part of it, but I really wish they'd stop dragging their feet and cover the Junkers in more detail, Roadhog especially.

>You're the only to to acknowledge the existence of their turrets

How's your boring office job and missionary sex?
Oh wait...

>You're a Healer

Everything can be hacked
AND EVERYONE!

>You see Symmetra out of the corner of your eye, about to flank your team
>You know immediately that your entire team is about to wipe to pooinloo

>arabian and african cities are the most advanced
>US/German/UK cities are old

makes you think