/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

oh pixle, haha!

When the fuck can we ban Null/Annie from the crew already? She is literally the center of every single fucking drama episode we've had for the past YEAR.

Kill-on-sight list:

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

Because people keep replying to your posts.

Maybe if u stop talking about I, "we" could finally get some peace.

>she

>TT
So I don't get fucked up, are you referring to trash talking or something else?

>what's TT

Is it worth it to upgrade the Fucker1000 to the Custom variant?

I rather like its stock form.

DUDE

I'm new and I legitimately don't know. I just don't want to accidentally be a dick and end up on the /gtag/ kill list.

It has some nice bodywork and liveries exclusive for the custom version. I'd look at a youtube video the gta series one, which looks at the customization options and see for yourself if you think it's worth it. Besides, the upgrade is quite cheap for this one.

If you manage to be a TT'er without knowing what TT is, that would be quite an accomplishment. Besides, don't take that list seriously and stop acting like a mong.

You also don't want to be in the crew. It's only meme-spouting retards who are literal cancer in it. And if you're not like that yourself, you won't fit in and they will let you know.

Just tell me what the fuck TT is

>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)

but why

>literal racecars
may remove the Tyrus later though, X80 has to stay because of most expensive=best mentality

but it is the best (race) super

>coming off a jump wrong and getting flooded in H200

Who is the nicest most kind hearted autist in gtag?

yeah, and the most expensive one so shitters are statistically more likely to have it. i'll remove that too if i don't see any shitters driving it within the next few days

Jrv if you don't piss him off

Except the RE-7B is the best super to use in races, by far.

Even not counting the racecars, you're better off using the Tempesta than the X80 anyway. It's just as fast around a proper track, and is MUCH easier to control, leading to more consistent times.

TT refers to time trial, a free roam activity where the player must get from one point to another in or under the allotted time for a monetary reward. TTing in this context refers to using a cheat to teleport the player to and from the start and end positions of the time trial, resulting in the player gaining $1000 every 1-2 seconds.

I think.

Which of the four offices have the best view out the window? Location doesn't fucking matter so might as well pick the one most pleasant to look at.

I got 2.7 mil, could buy an X80 but if the Tempesta is as good or better idk

Oh, thanks

If you give a shit about Broughy testing, he got almost the same time in the Tempesta that the X80 got around his course. From personal experience, I can say that the Tempesta is much more stable and consistent than the X80, and looks a hell of a lot better too.

I hear blater is a really nice man. Molded Jrv in his image.

Anybody else notice that with the ban wave it seems nobody has the Maze Bank office and there are no yachts out at sea? It's pretty sad if the only people doing well were hacking.

>look at gtag session, I'm the only one with a yacht.

My damn.

Who the fuck would buy a yacht with anything other than hackerbux?

>owned yacht
>pixlefox's yacht

>I'm the only one with a yacht.

The point is that the game is so fucking skewed your best shots are hacking or shark cards.

Here's to hoping by the end of 2017 ill have grinded enough to afford one.

Don't bother, there's nothing to do with it. If I could sell mine I would.

I'm not 100% sold on the Tempesta looks. Honestly prefer the 811

The point is, hitting that point while still having money to spend is the dream in this game. But for that kind of mentality you'd need some twenty million at the least.

I'm still attempting to figure out whether or not it's a joke, because "they" sounded like a gril, and nothing like a feminine boy or anything, or maybe it's because I'm slow or that processing issue my psychologist said I have.

This is kind of how I've been playing since the first VIP update came out. I made a rule to never drop below one million in the bank. Now, with the crates and vehicle warehouses I've pushed my rule up to at least having five million.

I know it's stupid. The worst thing is it's led me to not spend at all basically, I'll save upp 10 million and then buy something worth 1-3 million. At least I always have that feeling of being empty on the inside but a lot of virtual toys to play with.

>caring what people you'll need meet are

Time trial hack. No one ever told me either.

What?

Could try saying that again in English?

Hey Annie/Pixlefox

A GTA Online session a day will maintain your daily happiness

Fuck off

Tbh I haven't seen a super I like the look of. Maybe I'm just not a fan of hypercar styling. Idk. I'm not even a fan of the sultan RS (what the hell is the downpipe doing on the side, I want an option for it to go out the back) or the banshee 900r (meh all around, sounds hella annoying and no different from its sports counterpart) and desu neither one of those even belong in the super category at all.

They need to do a Jester retro or something. A first gen NSX, maybe in the sports class? I'd be all over that in a heartbeat.

>Happiness

What's that?

...

Fuck off

>mfw Custom version removes the gauge cluster

Shit, I'm glad I took your advice and watched that vid. I looked at a couple others but didn't notice that detail, and it would have bugged the piss out of me to not have a speedo/tach. Thanks, kind user.
I still think I'll pick up another for a project bike, though. Some of those customizations are giving me ideas, and ~330K ain't shit in the long run.

Something that even a brief description isn't enough to explain

I think it's like the opposite of misery, or at least so I've heard.

Add any weed/stoner related crews to the kill list. So many 12 year old shitters in crews with the tag (HIGH) or (WEED).

Just kinda annoying desu

The origin of the gremlinposter is this

So not in a constant state of sadness or depression?

STUNT RACES ARE DOUBLE PAY

EASY MONEY IS EASY

Lil sneaky fuckin autocorrect bullshit

Best song from this game's Soundtrack?

youtube.com/watch?v=g6Pry8ltnlc

I think so, but I've never experienced it myself so all I have is what I've been told about it.

My dude.

*hugs*

Seems it disappeared.

Fuck off spic.

>Channel X masterrace reporting in

I'm white

Newfag coming back to GTAO from two or so years of inactivity, what are some ways to get money? What does /gtag/ recommend?

>pic unrelated

Play the game

Damn, wish I thought of that

Well that's what I'm here for.

same 2bh

me too thanks

same because no qt gtag asian waifu

>sourcing vehicles with little to no repair costs
>game decides i am having too much fun
>spawns a top range car with one door missing, automatically incurring $3000 in repairs
th-thanks rockstar

isn't this her?

I'll tell you, but you have to post your credit card info and CVV first

where are the breasts

People do it everyday, they talk to themselves; they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

above the dick

source?

She sent it to me

*I found it on the internet

And people said we weren't helpful...

>91 posts in about literal nothing about the game

fuck

OFF

If you like that song then you're a beaner at heart. Which makes it worse.

when you upgrade it, it loses its ability to wheely decently.

>create new character
>inherit existing character's rank
>pretty low rank with a shitty 6 car garage, and not even 20k in the bank, but whatever
>pop into game
>suddenly I own a bitchin apartment and 10 car garage at Del Perro Heights
What

Not very helpful at all, senpai

New characters are automatically given a high end apartment to do Heists

wew, alright then

>autism