What is objectively best security team of all time? Players from the past and present allowed.
Benjamin Carter
>NT DEFAULT >not DEFAULT law set in use >sticking with asimov
s m d h
Hunter Taylor
Me and Me____
Lincoln Harris
V U L G A R I S
Kevin Bell
when
Caleb Wright
any team of people who have respect for space law, do things by the book, and don't abuse their power
Jonathan Gomez
My Husbando
Juan Roberts
post your favorite waifus from each department!
Nolan Hughes
so literally nobody ever
Dylan Russell
>implying you dont want to abush your power at any assistant you meet while searching the maintance shafts. Batons exist for a reason idiot.
Jason Cruz
Felicity in Science!
Wyatt Moore
Any team that has Loose Cannon as their partner.
Christian Foster
ClownPieceMoMMI in Engineering.
David Bell
The only reason it's called "NT Default" is because our codebase switched over to Baystation. It's the default for them as it covers the crew as well.
Plus Bay's lawset rules aren't in descending priority as ours are. You can't just be captain and order everyone dead because that conflicts with other laws, unlike here.
If we had NT Default I guarantee two things would happen: Nook ops fail even more, wizards fail even more/Silicons die at roundstart because no antag wants to deal with the ability to be instantaneously killed.
Brandon Barnes
but I don't, I don't like causing a ruckus or making trouble when there is none security exists to enforce the law, and randomly beating people with a baton is against the law
Adam Hughes
I don't see how requiring antags to subvert or destroy borgs is a bad thing.
Henry Reyes
I played AI when Ei'nath was still a thing. Getting roundstart destroyed is a pretty annoying thing, no matter how valid it is. People have laid off since then, but it takes two jaunts to take the AI out of the round they just don't bother. Nuke ops already pretty much do the same thing, but telebombing is sketchy.
Ian Kelly
>tfw you're chasing someone as sec and you shoot a tazer bolt under and past the tile they're on and they dodge right into it
Always a 10/10 feeling right there.
Ryan Miller
So, if a proper alternative could be decided on, would you guys want the default silicon lawset changed?
Austin Thomas
NOTHIN' TA FUCK WIT
Wyatt Hill
I was a part of the "dream team" people posted in the thread before someone started spamming the meme waifu version.
Colton Walker
>hmm it's lingstended and absolutely nothing is going on >i know i'm going to arbitrarily double all sentences and if any admin asks me about it i'll say everything was in disarray xdf he can stay gone
Anthony Wilson
What was the original team? because I remember it only ever being 4 waifus who were quite good at their job
Jaxson Young
I'm not comfortable with shilling myself. Just search the archives.
Joshua Fisher
>When someone is chasing you and you fire a taser right into their fucking face and the taser just passes through them >TWICE
i've always wanted to put peridaxon in a mix, but apparently it doesn't react well with cryox
also, I wonder if mednanos work in cryo
Jaxson Green
The only thing that would qualify here would be adding Rezadone to the mix. But it works a lot better in pills, and you're running a big permeability risk of people overdosing EVEN with the right ratio, so I can't really recommend it to anyone.
Oh and I guess Peridaxon but good luck.
Noah Richardson
>get remote view power >start to narrate what cultists where doing and rating their perfomance like a show host boi, i had some fun
Lucas Taylor
>get turned into a lizard by angry gods >no one tries to collect their valids feels good
Carter Edwards
They do not.
Dylan Baker
>doing a zombie and spider bus when there's already a very threatening group of antags
Nathaniel White
honey peridaxon(?) vomit pepto the hug chemical ectoplasm if they decide to add that hardcores sprinkles holy water
Xavier James
lizards aren't valid lmao
Adam Sanchez
Yeah I did. The Dream team has always been the 4 waifus. You just seem annoyed you didn't get it.
t. Never seen them play The dream team is legitimately good as individuals and a team.
Jonathan Harris
need more theme songs
Jacob Thomas
They aren't? i swear the wiki said they are
Leo Clark
There would be no point to any of those in Cryo though.
Dominic Nelson
spidergeddon should be a mode it would be more fun that meteors
William Russell
I'm sorry Fel! I was so busy doing medbay and researching words that my terrible memory thought you were Zoey! I'm never going to live this down.
>die trying to kill the captain >way later get cloned >hop's thing are around, I dress up like him >ERT literally thinks i'm him >One of them gets knocked down >I use his the emp gun to take our their guns >steal more guns >kill half of them alone I don't think they ever knew I was not the HOP. That was fun.
Hudson Lee
"Unless you're a Janitor, expect to be killed pretty quickly" I'm pretty sure it's just a joke. Besides we don't need every race made validsalad.
Gabriel Murphy
No they are not. Trinity, Megurine, whatever else their names are, are all fucking shit. They were all cancerous individuals who sucked so bad at their jobs that I would have rather had fucking Shiggy as the only officer rather than them, because he at least went out of his way to be a meatshield. They wouldn't even do that, instead running the fuck away like pussies whenever they didn't have the upper hand. Aong with that, I distinctly recall the majority of them either not following space law correctly or abusing prisoners, both of which make for utterly shit security officers.
Go fuck yourself, Beta orbiter faggot.
Matthew Collins
A lot of waifus are good at their job actually. Like Alisa and me___!
Liam Parker
>get turned to cult on my station again >just want to grow plants and autism >gently do my thing and only plan to assist cult a bit with some blood and runes >get gibbed by the shuttle when im loading in my crates >feel relieved i dont have to bother with people anymore I fucking hate playing cult, stay the fuck of my research station REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Levi Rogers
That's better than most sec statics still
You also only called half of them shit, because the other half is perfect right?
Dominic Martin
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 427. Employee Number 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.
Why do you guys hate lavaland? I know TG is full of shitters but why can't we steal the good stuff. Like the chaplains null rod and literally everything in lavaland. Because right now all we have in terms of fun exploration is building a spacepod and fucking off untill you're stabbed to death by spacewalking russians because simple mobs aren't affected by ZAS for some stupid reason.
Carson Myers
I wish I could play QM without having to put up with stupid fucking Cargo Techs
Adam Allen
But user, Ray Dubi and Nick Weller are actual memes that should be security banned.
Jonathan Young
Fuck off you table climbing shit and kill yourself
Julian Morales
'good' sec regulars are a meme the best sec are ckeys that main other departments but dip in from time to time out of obligation/boredom
Jeremiah Rogers
Let's make a new dream team that we all agree on Name the best >Head of Security >Warden >Security Officer >Detective
Henry Green
I already had cult xenos on the outpost before you got there, if it was anyone's station it was mine, you would have found me if you opened the washing machine room sitting with a monkey too.
Being sucked into a space tile from an inner breach should instantly teleport your character to a different z-level. After all there's no logic in space not sucking you out.