/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

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>kudzu ain't nothin to fuck with
>nobody makes new threads part 2

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
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frist

sceond

What is objectively best security team of all time? Players from the past and present allowed.

>NT DEFAULT
>not DEFAULT law set in use
>sticking with asimov

s m d h

Me and Me____

V U L G A R I S

when

any team of people who have respect for space law, do things by the book, and don't abuse their power

My Husbando

post your favorite waifus from each department!

so literally nobody ever

>implying you dont want to abush your power at any assistant you meet while searching the maintance shafts.
Batons exist for a reason idiot.

Felicity in Science!

Any team that has Loose Cannon as their partner.

ClownPieceMoMMI in Engineering.

The only reason it's called "NT Default" is because our codebase switched over to Baystation. It's the default for them as it covers the crew as well.

Plus Bay's lawset rules aren't in descending priority as ours are. You can't just be captain and order everyone dead because that conflicts with other laws, unlike here.

If we had NT Default I guarantee two things would happen: Nook ops fail even more, wizards fail even more/Silicons die at roundstart because no antag wants to deal with the ability to be instantaneously killed.

but I don't, I don't like causing a ruckus or making trouble when there is none
security exists to enforce the law, and randomly beating people with a baton is against the law

I don't see how requiring antags to subvert or destroy borgs is a bad thing.

I played AI when Ei'nath was still a thing.
Getting roundstart destroyed is a pretty annoying thing, no matter how valid it is. People have laid off since then, but it takes two jaunts to take the AI out of the round they just don't bother.
Nuke ops already pretty much do the same thing, but telebombing is sketchy.

>tfw you're chasing someone as sec and you shoot a tazer bolt under and past the tile they're on and they dodge right into it

Always a 10/10 feeling right there.

So, if a proper alternative could be decided on, would you guys want the default silicon lawset changed?

NOTHIN'
TA
FUCK
WIT

I was a part of the "dream team" people posted in the thread before someone started spamming the meme waifu version.

>hmm it's lingstended and absolutely nothing is going on
>i know i'm going to arbitrarily double all sentences and if any admin asks me about it i'll say everything was in disarray xdf
he can stay gone

What was the original team? because I remember it only ever being 4 waifus who were quite good at their job

I'm not comfortable with shilling myself.
Just search the archives.

>When someone is chasing you and you fire a taser right into their fucking face and the taser just passes through them
>TWICE

>waifus
>good at their job
Yeah nah fuck OFF.

post non-meta cryomixes with hard to obtain chems

no

30ucryox
30uclonex
5uryet
15ualky
10uantitox
5uzombiepowder

i've always wanted to put peridaxon in a mix, but apparently it doesn't react well with cryox

also, I wonder if mednanos work in cryo

The only thing that would qualify here would be adding Rezadone to the mix. But it works a lot better in pills, and you're running a big permeability risk of people overdosing EVEN with the right ratio, so I can't really recommend it to anyone.

Oh and I guess Peridaxon but good luck.

>get remote view power
>start to narrate what cultists where doing and rating their perfomance like a show host
boi, i had some fun

>get turned into a lizard by angry gods
>no one tries to collect their valids
feels good

They do not.

>doing a zombie and spider bus when there's already a very threatening group of antags

honey
peridaxon(?)
vomit
pepto
the hug chemical
ectoplasm if they decide to add that
hardcores
sprinkles
holy water

lizards aren't valid lmao

Yeah I did. The Dream team has always been the 4 waifus. You just seem annoyed you didn't get it.

t. Never seen them play
The dream team is legitimately good as individuals and a team.

need more theme songs

They aren't? i swear the wiki said they are

There would be no point to any of those in Cryo though.

spidergeddon should be a mode
it would be more fun that meteors

I'm sorry Fel! I was so busy doing medbay and researching words that my terrible memory thought you were Zoey! I'm never going to live this down.

Wizard youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7Rh2l_Lf0

Couldn't find one that wasn't blocked in the UK, which is kinda shit considering the beatles is fucking british

>No malf theme
Dropped

youtube.com/watch?v=ojMkw6lZ-PY

>die trying to kill the captain
>way later get cloned
>hop's thing are around, I dress up like him
>ERT literally thinks i'm him
>One of them gets knocked down
>I use his the emp gun to take our their guns
>steal more guns
>kill half of them alone
I don't think they ever knew I was not the HOP.
That was fun.

"Unless you're a Janitor, expect to be killed pretty quickly"
I'm pretty sure it's just a joke. Besides we don't need every race made validsalad.

No they are not. Trinity, Megurine, whatever else their names are, are all fucking shit. They were all cancerous individuals who sucked so bad at their jobs that I would have rather had fucking Shiggy as the only officer rather than them, because he at least went out of his way to be a meatshield. They wouldn't even do that, instead running the fuck away like pussies whenever they didn't have the upper hand. Aong with that, I distinctly recall the majority of them either not following space law correctly or abusing prisoners, both of which make for utterly shit security officers.

Go fuck yourself, Beta orbiter faggot.

A lot of waifus are good at their job actually. Like Alisa and me___!

>get turned to cult on my station again
>just want to grow plants and autism
>gently do my thing and only plan to assist cult a bit with some blood and runes
>get gibbed by the shuttle when im loading in my crates
>feel relieved i dont have to bother with people anymore
I fucking hate playing cult, stay the fuck of my research station REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

That's better than most sec statics still

You also only called half of them shit, because the other half is perfect right?

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 427. Employee Number 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.

trader
youtube.com/watch?v=Oo41ujvaIDs

Botanist youtube.com/watch?v=_fIVLJYaggM

The waifu team is a meme. The real team was people like Nick Weller and Ray Dubi.

Ray Dubi was garbage and Nick is hitleresque

>Bartender
youtu.be/IbdDr3sK96I
>Roboticist
youtu.be/l9PxOanFjxQ
>Nuke Ops
youtu.be/7dVKMla1LAY
>Chaplain
youtu.be/zhXUngCWx7I
>Vox Raider/Trader
youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4

Why do you guys hate lavaland? I know TG is full of shitters but why can't we steal the good stuff. Like the chaplains null rod and literally everything in lavaland. Because right now all we have in terms of fun exploration is building a spacepod and fucking off untill you're stabbed to death by spacewalking russians because simple mobs aren't affected by ZAS for some stupid reason.

I wish I could play QM without having to put up with stupid fucking Cargo Techs

But user, Ray Dubi and Nick Weller are actual memes that should be security banned.

Fuck off you table climbing shit and kill yourself

'good' sec regulars are a meme
the best sec are ckeys that main other departments but dip in from time to time out of obligation/boredom

Let's make a new dream team that we all agree on
Name the best
>Head of Security
>Warden
>Security Officer
>Detective

I already had cult xenos on the outpost before you got there, if it was anyone's station it was mine, you would have found me if you opened the washing machine room sitting with a monkey too.

Megurine > Cargo
Caliegh > Mining
Trinity > Robotics
Naomi > Bartender

fuck off with your autistic waifuposting, no one cares about your circlejerk

that one niceguy warden is cool
I forget his name, he's newish and not super robust

No one draws art of the dream team
because yahir can't into women and drizor makes characters too fat for more than two on a page
RIP

>the chaplains null rod
literally stop, they turned the null rod into a validhunting weapon

chap
youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2GiQ8vsrs

This actually fits Blob better.
Mind if I put it there instead?

vamp
youtube.com/watch?v=ZIniljT5lJI

ling
youtube.com/watch?v=EnFc7D0ZoCc

there's no point in sending clowns or the aryan brotherhood into space either

>clown
>not youtu.be/q7vewpiZ9bo
[ ]not dropped
[ ]dropped
[x]crocodile dropped

xeno
youtube.com/watch?v=OKeGwOKr7K8
or
youtube.com/watch?v=jrbN2y5r-vU

HoS
youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk

Being sucked into a space tile from an inner breach should instantly teleport your character to a different z-level.
After all there's no logic in space not sucking you out.

#freekingston when

assistant.
youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

kingston v. 2hotdogs
thunderdome, no clothing or items
winner gets a full pardon
youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs

not this meme again

iaa
youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

Dizor can draw non fat girls, he drew a very nice skinny Julia once.

Only shitter waifus get drawn though.

why can't borgs into firelocks?

So good so far

Sure why not
Fits better

>HOS
>not this youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE

Traitor
youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

hop
youtube.com/watch?v=Kd2b7PYyZic

traitor
youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

shaft miner
youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13255
recommend balance changes or thematic explanations

Sounds like fistem.

yeah that's the guy

the viruses are affected by similar antibodies so your immune system reacting to each virus slightly affects the rest

medical doctor
youtube.com/watch?v=iMxMOJYhN4c

you mean this one

shaft miner
youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0