Lazy Edition
Previous Timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>store.steampowered.com
>undertale.com
-The Demo
>undertale.com
-Artbook
>pastebin.com
-Booru
>under.booru.org
-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com
-Writebin
>pastebin.com
-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com
-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com
-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com
-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com
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botghost
this one
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Lazy edition for a lazy day.
nice
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Toriel krumpin
short people are cute!
This is my goat
You can look at him from afar but you can't touch him or interact with him
Taking this small goat to places!
I wonder if Undyne would be willing to let Asriel (probably brought to life by killing Frisk) take cooking lesson after she finds out what he did to everyone, especially Alphys
so sleepy
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I'm gonna walk up and give him a firm handshake.
Making sure you all read this.
I've already stopped caring since it's a new thread desu
do not sexually bully the goatdad
Tfw no Asriel to sexually bully
You and Asgore both talk about the type of person you're attracted to. You pretend to be oblivious to the fact he's just described you to a t. You tell him you love big buff bearded men. You laugh and say "Basically you!", while slugging him in the arm. He blushes furiously and gives a half hearted chuckle. You make eye contact with him and tell him not to worry, you'd NEVER risk your friendship with your best friend. His breath catches in his throat for a second before giving a weak but genuine smile.
No, he's my goat! Piss off!
it hurts. at least cry made a nice pic for me.
i.imgur.com
There are non-UT related characters that are like Asgore?
Post royal gay gaurds pls.
I need more of them.
I heard he is a big fan of McDonalds bathrooms
Actually he's mine...? I claimed him ages ago
Okay
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Nah, I claimed him the moment I saw him when Undertale came out.
GTFO, he's mine.
MINE!
*hiss*
100% good
You get a little drunk at a party, you pretend to be drunker just so you can slide your hand up his tigh and almost kissing him but stopping right before to giggle. The trick is to appear like you're drinking more than you are. Next morning you pretend you can't remeber anything and tell him you hope nothing happened since he's you're very best friend and you can get a little crazy when you're drunk.
He's to ashamed to tell you because he thinks you're strictly friends, but holds these memories really close to his heart He fantasize about you touching him and kissing him almost evert night afterwards.
>This thread
Asgore gay harem anime when
Ow the edge
user please
You aren't fooling anyone here. Everyone knows that the goatdad belongs to me and has for months
I still maintain the fact that the goatdad owns me.
Hey is it okay if I repost the art I did last thread so people will find their requests in this?
Go ahead user!
That's...odd.
Why would he like those?
Yes. You can post requested art again here. Someone else would as well if they liked it.
Pumpkin is a powerbottom
Jelly loves intimacy
Frick loves eggplay
Doogle loves femdom
Croc loves nothing
Skull loves wank
Cry loves shoter
MSPG loves goter
Tacitly loves muscle lizards
Pastebinanon loves slime
Twitteranon loves intimacy with older burly gentlemen
Monsterkidanon loves being turned on and running throughout the day as his algorithms allow him to post
Crateboy loves having a place to post each day
Angstrom loves BIG BOOTY CUNTS
Dworven loves aristocracy
Thatguywhodrewthehydrathing likes dicks
Is the above accurate?
>I'm still not on here
I'll have to namefag harder then
They may have interesting graffiti.
He has something of a special interest in the gritty aspect of human society since monsters are so nice.
Perhaps you are better left in the dark about that one.
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>Flowey and Asriel in same pic.
Why do people do this?
fuck I wish I'd watched these sooner
haven't laughed like that in ages
what do i like?
cool cool
He just slipped up.
>Hydra user
You can call me Petra, and why do i have to be the one who likes dicks?
Speaking of the hydra, is it still a thing?
These are really cute!
Yeah, I'm putting together it's theme song as we speak
probably cuz you like dicks
I just wanted to let you know you're awesome.
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Is it cool if I crop out the dad + dog picture to use later for dad posting
Yeah, go wild!
thenk
Better question is, is that everyone?
kys you waste of oxygen
I mean, out of all the things I could be accused of, this one isn't so bad
>Does my best!
Thanks user, you're a cool dude too!
Does this mean I have to namefag now?
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Nope, you don't have to put a name up.
If you want, go ahead!
He's missing the other Twitteranon and Spideranon if you count them as well as Dezz.
is there an user you miss, /utg/?
I was thinking the same thing. I've been here so long and done quite a bit.
Then I realize the only reason people don't call me by name is because I never used one. And it's good that way. I might not be much better than a tripfag, but I'm at least that one shred better - none of you have to or get to label me.
the second we can name you we hold power over you like we would a demon. Except you're a fag.
Why'd you punch Asgore in the bepis?
Woshua user...
Wanted to draw all the Characters. They are effectively different ones even though they're the same person.
Kek.
He was hiding his intimate parts. Don't you realize this is a family-friendly thread?
Well, not too friendly.
what about priest!sans drawfag?
Mspg
He was fun and did ridiculous requests. You could even almost always tell what was going on in them too.
"xth for Flowey"
He was a good poster.
Gonna lift for this goat! How was you sleep utg? What have you all been up to today?
I'll give it a test run, and see how it feels
I did a spit take
Summon me to bring your shit posts to life then
These
user I'm still here
Just getting ready for going back to school.
There was that one guy that was pretending to be Asriel and acted like a little shit 12 year old for a few days, but that was long ago.
Well I thought he was funny.
Where's the cat?
t. ship
The one who pretended to be on 'his moms computer'?
Crateboy's dad.
Yep.
I actually enjoyed that guys posts. God that was like a year ago.
everyone I like is still here, they just post less
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motifanon
I make wholesome family-friendly collages.
That's all I need.
>pleasant, slightly below 0 ̊C
>suddenly, -18.4 ̊C
Send help. Also warm clothing, we were too non-religious and god forgot to keep this backwater at any humane temperatures.
It's 65 here. I'd gladly trade with you.
Rumor is it might even dip BELOW FREEZING this weekend. Unreal.
>32 F or 273.15 K
>-1.12 F or 254.75 K
It's 56f over here!
Going back to the north though, god I miss the daily snow and cold
It was -2 this morning where I am, hopefully that just remains a rumour for you
I can't motivate myself to get to the gym, please save me from myself!
>4 degrees without windchill
It's almost like Spring here
You can do it user! You can do it! The way I think about it, is it won't get done unless I do it. Weird and obvious, but it helps me
Let's say in theory I was depressed and wanted to die
How would some of the nicer characters (Asgore, Toriel, Papyrus, Asriel etc.) Make me feel better?
More detail the better
>comfy temperatures
>25+ mph winds
Why do people forget how to drive when the wind picks up?
Also I was thinking of something similar to fight on! From ff7, thoughts?
>he doesn't have elves that help you work out while you sleep