/sgg/ - Slasher Games General

B-but user, f13 will destroy dbd, just in few months you'll see!

rhymes with egg

i want megs eggs

>Someone gets downed
>they d/c instantly
Why

Because they're bad and mad.

It really doesn't.

just killed that f*ggot 72hours streaming but i cant find the clip

youtube.com/watch?v=xpqRtaCZ1sk

Gud video

>That air blind into a rage quit
That was pretty sweet actually.

Whoever made this doesn't know my pain.

That slow self pallet drop always gets me

Upset I guess

fuck I just cracked when he took all the time to get slowly through the window, and then he just gets bitch slapped like that without any character reaction

I miss her so much /sgg/

>her

Jenny and her DSLs or bust.

>survivors having the right to bitch about anything

Exploits and laggy killers are legitimate gripes user.

>laggy killers

Do a ping test and check their profiles. It's really not that hard.

yeah except some survivors do quadruple sprint burst

>MM
>an exploit
What's next? Bitter Murmur and NOED is an exploit?

>do ping check
>its fine in lobby
>get in game
>lag starts

>go to look for killers profile
>steam doesnt show that i am in game with anyone

>He prefers DSL over ass

user, you and I both know that "test" isn't 100% accurate.
>MM an exploit
The literal fuck are you talking about?
Meyers with 2 STBFL and 2 unrelentings like at the open of the video IS an exploit.

Yes, I like blowjobs more than anal sex.
Sorry if that upsets you.

Except it's hard countered by a single survivor perk.

why not both?

I'm pretty sure you have brain damage.

I'm pretty sure survivors are the most easily baited posters alive.

>user, you and I both know that "test" isn't 100% accurate.

I know that but I haven't had games where I'm warping all over the place in a long ass time.

>merely pretending

I honestly was going to post that, thing is when you call someone out on it, then they won't. I think Kaz is the only tolerable survivor here.

>not Deb

Jenny = lips
AJ = ass
Deb = tits
Vanessa = Jungle fever
The other girl whose I can't remember is just the easy slut.
They all have their wheel house.

tiffany cox?

wheres the asian girl for my yellow fever?

Yes, that's the one.
Deb is as close to asian as there is in the game.

that will do i guess. i also love sweaters

>Kill rage quits
>lose a pip
I thought this wasn't supposed to happen

Seriously, though, once F13 comes out to the public, there's going to be way too much discussion for it and DBD to share a thread unless everyone leaves DBD - and all memery aside, that's not going to happen.

Yes it does? Meg's short for Megan. It doesn't have a soft G or anything.

I've only seen highlights of his stuff on YouTube, but from what I've seen, 72hrs doesn't deserve to be hated. He has legitimate skills, doesn't rely on scummy play, doesn't use voice chat with other survivors and doesn't BM.

Awww shucks, thanks man

I'm sorry Mr. Billy.

Think I'm gonna try and insidious camp some hexes later tonight.

>need to sabo hooks to clear out a ritual.
>destroy all the hooks on a map
>watch a rank 18 killer with 1 perk get bullied by a pair of SWF who just refused to leave when the gates where open for nearly 15 minutes

God damn dude... its been a long time since I've felt this awful about something I did in a video

Just break one a game

i wish i could defect from the survivor side to the killers side at times

>ritual to get 15 blink grabs as the nurse
>rank 4 killer who's nurse is level 3
HA HA NOPE!

Like perfectly timed as i turn to look at the opposite door of the shack myers comes in the door i was JUST looking at and grabs me off the gen. Puts me in the basement. I killed myself. I was the obsession. fuck your perks. He only had PWYF3 and STBFL2

it isn't actually 15 "grabs", think it accounted for just hits after a blink

>See a trap
>walk up to it to disarm it
>teleport into it
>I'm not allowed to complain about this shitskin's internet because I was a survivor at the time, and they have no right to complain ever.

ping check faster

b-b-but SWF

>play killer
>instantly blinded whenever anyone on the map turns on their flashlight
>play survivor
>shine a purple flashlight in the wraith's face while he's locked in an animation to zero effect

oh ok

ADDONS

>I pipped so I had fun

Swarmers really rustle my jimmies. Sure, I killed them all but it was a long and aggravating game.

Well, "swarming" is one thing but all three of them body blocking me as soon as I do get one, I don't know how do deal with that, if I didn't have IG 3 I'd probably be fucked most games at this level.

>kill tbagging pallet warrior at end of match
>stuck in neverending game and won't get to enjoy their tears
Is this some survivor glitch I'm unaware of? This is the second time this has happened now.

Well, it ended. Nevermind.

did you enjoy his tears?

think they can get stuck spectating, and until they leave - you're gonna sit there and entertain them

Oh I see. The fact I made them do that was sufficient.

>Prestige 2 meg
Oh boy! I finally got my free bleeding pants!

you can still appreciate a nice ass with doggy, doesnt have to be anal

I feel like i'm stuck in this endless loop of yoyoing between rank 18 and 20. I keep getting games where my teammates all die within seconds of the game starting and I can't get all 4 generators alone.

is this a case of git gud and going further beyond?

I screw around every second game and still end up on rank 1 for both sides. Just stop sitting in corners and do actual work. Random tip : if you unhook people instantly after they were hooked, you actually help the killer.

>I can't get all 4 generators alone.
You don't have too.
Once you get 2, you have access to escape via the hatch when you're the only one still alive. All you have to do is find it

gotcha, I keep stopping generators to go save people and end up paying for it. and we sit @ 5 till i die.

Should I generally let the killer assume i'm not coming to help, hit a gen, then come?

ah, wasn't aware of that. Thanks. ill keep that in mind. Are there any tips to finding it or is it pure luck?

Its not the easiest thing to find before its open, but once it is it makes a loud whistling wind noise.

Yeah, try to sit on the gen long enough that your arrival to the hooked person is just before he hits struggle state. Gotta optimaly use the time they're on the hook and hope they don't struggle.

>Running around as a killer with bond
>people think reports will do anything

>I dont know how to deal with that
IG3 + machine gun, my man. Works every time.

>try to join lobby
>loading bug, must ctrl-alt-del to escape
>restart game
>try to join lobby
>no match found
>no match found
>load bug, must ctrl-alt-del to escape
>restart game
>try to join lobby
>load bug, must ctrl-alt-del to escape
>restart game
>try to join lobby
>load bug, must ctrl-alt-del to escape
>restart game
>join lobby
>wait around for several minutes for some reason
>infinite loading

Fucking CUNT

it means someone is bugged and wont alt f4

What the fuck is with all the rage tonight?
Someone gets caught in a closet, d/cs
Another d/cs as soon as I get hit for the first time.

This is like... the 5th game out of 8 tonight with rage quitters.

will we ever get a pregnant survivor?

I already have that covered with Meg.

Probably just after we get a child survivor, i.e., obviously never.

Who was in the wrong here?

>Place 3 traps leading into the basement as hag so its suicide to go down there because I know they'll be swarming
>The do anyway, get an easy grab and a down as well as the person still on the hook
>OMG 3 TRAPS ISN'T NEEDED LEARN TO PLAY
Does any killer who goes against the "status quo" of letting survivors have free points really equate to not knowing how to play?

i already had that covered with you are mom (yours mom) LOL.....

I think he had just realized the two guys had dc'd since it happened seconds before I had the webm cut in. After that he just stopped hitting me.

people go on tilt in this game so quickly ive learned.

im assuming thats just the way of the internet vidya now.

Imagine if survivors would have shared points for survival based on how many escaped.

6k points for 4 surviving
4.5k for 3
3k for 2
1.5k for 1
0 for 0

And even if you were the first to die, you would still get the points from this category. Those hooked first wouldn't attempt escapes, and make as much time for their team as they can. The remaining 3 would asses the situation and depending on the situation they would either try to save the last guy, but if not, they wouldn't ignore trying to fight towards having 3 people escape. In the long run this would finally punish hard campers, and survivors wouldn't be afraid to abandon people.

Like I'm positive this would be a good step towards saving dbd. Any flaws I could've omitted?

>rereading before posting in 2k17

ah, yes... that should've been my new years resolution, now it's too late

Threadly reminder to always bet on Ace

Probably going to end up doing my stealth build on him.
After I prestige once because that blood jacket is tight as your ugly sister

Is this in fast motion? I play at 15fps, didn't know everything moved that quick. No wonder I can't get past rank 19 survivor and rank 11 killer

Yeah, this works just fine. Just hope that killer doesn't have shit computer and is too stupid to drop the resolution

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