League of Legends General - /lolg/

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Kill yourself.

tfw no tails to cuddle to sleep

hm so is this what league of legends posters are like

interesting to say the least

I̲ncredible N̲uance!

No, just support players. Mostly.

I get in now. I know where I have to shoot.

Not so fast!

I'm sorry I left such a bad impression on you. The other posters in these threads are really smart and funny, it's just me who's disgusting and weird.

Which champs moan the most in bed?

Shut up slut

Taric.

Why aren't there more Vifags?

*a foul stench enters the room*

IT IS I, KALISTA, THE FUN SUCKER

I want to talk with you guys though!

It's always the support mains.

>being mean to a suitcase

What's wrong with you user.

>on losing streak
>adc locks in talon

Great, I fucking love losing. Maybe I can break my record of 15 losses in a row.

Play an ADC support like Ashe or Ziggs. Once the first 10 minutes are up just start farming.

Just stop playing for a day or two. Riot has a match making algorithm to place you with other people on a losing streak.

I'm more like an aircraft carrier, or better yet, the ocean carrying the ships.
Might be more accurate to say I am the planet's gravitational pull carrying everything

I'm really charismatic and popular, you know.

reminder to love yourself and only fug your significant other whom you love very much

Im gonna crawl inside lulu's belly button and u cant stop me

thanks user

>love yourself

>t.fool that lost his chance at wizardhood

Mastery of the greater powers > love

Leave her alone, she need buffs

I sometimes play her as support for a Caitlyn and it pisses off the enemy team because stuns, shields and damage while Cait basically gets to sit back and farm until the enemy is too weak to fight back from an all in.

I've had many complaints about the fact most ADC's can't deal with her. It's not something you'd think would work on paper, but Vi works amazing with Relic + Sightstone then build into Titan Hydra.

>6 more years to go

Can I use my magical powers to summon a gf?

Is Num Uno viable in mid or jung?

I didn't even realize that there could be loyal people in the thread... The whole time I was just bothering people like an idiot. I'm really worthless.

If there's anyone who wouldn't mind fucking a sex tool like me though, I wish I could meet them and get pounded until I lose consciousness...

>nightblue3 drama
>again
inb4 twitch account banned

a lot of people will dislike you
why increase their numbers by indulging yourself in self loathing?
be one of the few people that love you and yes, there are people that love you, I assure you

not necessarily

>its your last game of the night
>youve went 2/2 today so you want this win to make the nice positive
>load into game
>your mf doesnt have a keystone
>look them up
>pic related
>yfw

I'm sorry.

>love yourself

Finished the night with two losses due to really shitty teammates

Give me something good to masturbate to

And no weird shit like gore or fatties

>FROZEN MALLET
>ON THE CHAMP WITH THE BEST MOVESPEED STEROID IN THE GAME

xth for Zac would be at 62% winrate if retards didn't play as him

>when the ziggs adc meme is just right

are you the guy/girl who went off yesterday about whose dicks you'd suck? your posts seem oddly similar

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Too boring
Too gay

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What do we think of Lissfag?

have you seen lux? what about syndra? old tryndamere?

riot can't into anatomy. the artists have gotten better but it's far from perfect.

i don't really hold it against them the designs are still pretty appealing and drawing is hard.

>that single pot every game
>a new league player who doesnt even know how to use pots

chin up buddy, you were once that guy

everyone starts playing ranked once they hit 30, unless theyre a normie with friends who tells them not to

good grief just how low are you

an autist that has finally stopped shitting up everything and reeled themselves back into 1 post a thread.

autismo as fuck, delivers on requests, loyal to his waifu, cute tight pink boipussy

Any Vanilla stuff is fine

>down to 1 post a thread
bless their frosty little soul

>Berserker's Grieves and Frozen Mallet on my fave ADC Sarah
>Spirit Visage 1st item on my other fave Cait
>Obligatory Teemo game
>that username

Never before have I wanted to drag their face on the inside of a rusty cauldron while they boil alive in scalding water.

silver 2-gold 5 elo

Post your mastery pages

Whoa... Yeah I am, how could you possibly tell? I thought my tone tonight has been completely different compared to last night.

I'm a little bitch who exploits anonymity to gratify h... herself and can't even keep a consistent persona, and you still saw through it. /lolg/ posters really are incredible after all...

He likes Lissandra and he wants to express it on Veeky Forums. Good for him, that's his right.

>really want to play fiora
>my mechanics are dogshit
fug

be my gf(male) you dirty slut, you need a keeper~

you mean dash at them and run away?

I mean there is maybe 50 of us and nobody is as gay as you so it's not hard to figure it out.

no i mean during 2v1's

dash at them and run away

>really want to play cassio
>play her in a few Vs. AI games
>realize immediately I should probably just stick with Annie

>people still have no idea who or what a galio is

your ziggs bot memery stops here

>not using just one page
ha

Fuck that other guy, you're a whore who can't be satiated by a single cock. You need a cock, or two, to fill up everyone of your gaping holes

>touchdown thurman thomas
Please tell me that's Ekko

well you are fairly eloquent and both showcased an intense love for dicks. matching vg posters to different identities and remembering them is one of my mega autismo habits

also, remember that you being a good talker doesn't change the fact that you're still a dumb pathetic slut.

FUCKING STELLAR. You know this game is a lot like my life no matter how hard I try or how well I think I'm doing I just get fucked twice as hard somewhere down the line. Maybe the game is sending me a message. I'm going to go ahead and say fuck the 6 months of sobriety it's never done anything for anybody. May even take a close look at my .45 too who knows maybe something good will happen.

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>whole team has double-digit CS by 20

holy shit lmao

He needs to get deported out of my state back to canada

>that Kalista

oh you said mastery

>Losing to a Kalista

Fucking how. And don't bring up Talon you still should have won.

>0-8 talon
>1-6 leblanc

jee i dunno boss

Most you already realize, a few are a bit tricky.

>Le no ADC fayce

>h... herself
nice touch fucktoy

I want to fuck that Kalista

>be Lucian
>three 4-man bot dives before 14 minutes
>Lack damage and levels now
>Worst still, the enemy team comp is "don't get close to me"

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>get bugsplat 3 times in a row trying to reconnect for ranked game
>do repair install
>still fucking bugsplats on load

Great fucking game

>Lucian
thats where you went wrong.

>community keeps complaining about autofill and queue times
>simultaneously nobody wants to play support
????

You built jack shit for MR items though, you could've done that with any champion

>community is to blame for Riot's lack of desire to fix support
benin :---DDDD