/owg/ - Overwatch General

I love Hana.

Alright guys I need a quick hand

It's my little sisters 14th birthday tomorrow and she's mad about Overwatch, but I've never played it and I haven't bought her anything yet

Is there anything Overwatch related I can buy that I can get by tomorrow? I know there's loot crates - can I get digital codes somewhere? Is there some new character / maps or whatever that she's not likely to have?

>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

haha was this intended because i am unstoppable now

Me with Hana

How do I git gud with the Talon guys?

>the tankbuster hero is countered by a tank

Why is Meme.Va allowed?

Hana!

>post a buff idea i had for a character in /owg/
>someone takes my post and makes a video for it
>literally my post word for word
>"So what do you guys think of my buff idea?"
>100k views, all positive comments

This is why I don't like posting.

How can you call yourself a man and not want to impregnate this?

to keep the audience

delete this

>Carl Brutananadilewski is the newest hero addition to Overwatch
What is his role, his weapon(s), his abilities and his ult?

Additionally, what are his voicelines?

>post a buff idea i had for a character in /owg/
>someone takes my post and makes a video for it
>literally my post word for word
>So what do you guys think of my buff idea?"
>100k views, all positive comments

This is why I don't like posting.

>alt fire that erases anything under 250 hp
>if they're standing in an exact spot
>exactly 20 feet away
>if they're 23 feet away it does about as much damage as a stiff breeze

Get her a blizzard gift card so she can buy herself some boxes. The only thing you can unlock with a code in overwatch is Widowmaker's Noire skin, but if she preordered the game she probably has that skin already. If she doesn't there's codes on eBay.

it's a digital picture with a silly filename

>guys
>what if we make the tank buster completely useless against tanks
>and make another tank the tankbuster
>with 600 HP and a hook to one shot most heroes

Why should Reaper counter every single tank?

Theres no character that counters all offense characters, or one that counters all defense characters

More like by all tanks. The only reason he was picked last season was because of the Ana ulti having speed boost, otherwise he would be long dead despite D.Va not being played.

Why is she so ugly? Has she not gotten plastic surgery yet?

>when you get a sick non ult potg and people leave once they see how superior your aim is and makes them realize they are bad and play meme babby heroes

She's 19 of course she already has!

Fuck you she's not ugly

When you lock him in he says "TONIGHT"

Alright, will do. I'll find out if she likes Widowmaker and get her that too.

Cheers bud

>get a quad as McCree just with my left click
>expect POTG
>it's just Zarya with a graviton triple kill on the point

>mfw Zen potg without ult

Fire based Hero when?

>"I don't want to into space anway."
>"I bet Zarya did this."
>"Kurwa..."
his ult is to steal any enemy ult, melee range.

>it's a Lucio PotM
>no ult and no booping people out of the map
Get on my level.

Soldiers Egyptian waifu.

>Theres no character that counters all offense characters
Symmetra

IT'S TIME TO KICK HANA OFF THE TABLE

You're going into orbit, you stupid slut

>mfw Zen potg without ult
>it's just me healing someone and kicking a Hanzo to death

I wish all girls were this ugly.

>this is how Koreans see themselves

His ult quote is "alright, uh, ive decided that you're pissing me off now."

Carl is from New Jersey, he doesn't speak a lick of Polish nor have any association with the country apart from his surname and heritage.

>Theres no character that counters all offense characters
The only characters that don't counter all offense characters are Lucio, Mercy, Reaper, and Winston.

HANA SON IS D E A D

D E A D

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Anyone else running into their quick plays just being steamrolls in one direction or another?
There's no fighting over the point, both teams at 99, 5 minutes of overtime shit. My team either totally shuts out the other team or my team never gets past the first choke because they all refuse to stop running in solo.

she looks like the average Korean idol

If a symmetra gets on him he goes STOP WITH THE FREAK BEAM

black hair is better

Guess my rank. Have played this as 70% of my season time this season.

>just being steamrolls in one direction or another
Yeah, the muh meta turds stomp on memepicks

She just needs some biotic field.

>Theres no character that counters all offense characters
D.Va.

Which isn't how real Koreans look yes

>only gets better with age

1700~

Ayy lmao.

Uggo confirmed

new player with a couple of questions

1. as a dva, who did I apply pressure on mostly during fights? supports or dps?
2. aside from solider 76, who's a good dps for a new player to learn? he's very boring and I don't like him all that much.
3. is mercy viable in lower level comp, I've tried ana and my aim isn't good enough to play her yet. I know Lucio is an option but I'm not fond of his playstyle.
4. what's another simple and good tank to learn to play?

His ult is he fills every orafice of his body with whacky glue

delete this stop ruining my ideal korean waifu image

>aspie-eyed mudshit with a facial tattoo
>anything higher than a Hmm..

>kill a Tracer as Ana
>"Youth is wasted on the young."

God damn, is this a new line?

why is she angry??

Reddit should get Dave Willis to voice a character.

What happens if you pierce Hana's hymen inside a biotic field?

Ask soldier.

>Ana is Muslim
>shits on the LGBT character
What did Blizzard mean by this?

...

thingken of hack

Jewish character when

user... I..

there already is an american in the game

Remember to always love and cherish your brother.

"I can't aim for shit" starter pack.

Why is she so perfect, lads?

>1. as a dva, who did I apply pressure on mostly during fights? supports or dps?
Anyone but keep Rein's shield your priority.

>2. aside from solider 76, who's a good dps for a new player to learn? he's very boring and I don't like him all that much.
Mei

>3. is mercy viable in lower level comp, I've tried ana and my aim isn't good enough to play her yet. I know Lucio is an option but I'm not fond of his playstyle.
EVERYONE is viable in lower ranks

>4. what's another simple and good tank to learn to play?
Rein

>Ana is muslin

What did he meme by this?

>mercyfag
>xp penalty

no

>enemy team has Mei and Rein
>teammate brags about gold damage

What would his ult be?

>Eye of Horus tattoo on her face
>Muslim

Where did this meme come from

>An
There's more than one American.
And there are two Japanese people, two mexicans and two Australians.
I don't see the problem.

thanks!

She's not the only one who does.

some of those are shopped, many of them are of the few same people

drinking the /pol/ kool-aid

>chu's slut
>perfect

nah

so why does Pharah have this native American skin when she's Egyptian?

Legendaries don't make sense

What if her dad is native american

>Egyptian
>88% of population is Muslim
Gee, idunno familia.

>he actually thinks Muslims can not get tattoos
>he actually believes Egyptians get stoned if they do not follow some weird doctrine
user, please.

1. Generally whoever's closest, besides Zarya, Rein, or Mei. Don't abandon your team to headhunt unless there's a sniper, just boost out to confirm kills. Dump into Rein's shield if you don't have anything else to shoot at. Peppering people from range tends to just feed their healer's ults without getting kills.
4. Zarya

How can anyone deny Fareeha Amari has the cutest smile in the game.

Her dad is a Canadian native