/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

How do I get a gas mask with a helmet?

buy the hazmat outfit and search under tactical masks.

players in the session that show up when you display your level and amount of money you have

can i be a farmer and do cropdusting missions

The one in Vinewood sucks.

Step 1: Get gun
Step 2: Point gun at thing you want kill
Step 3: Shooted gun
Step 4: Is thing alive or kill?
Step 5A: If alive: keep firing
Step 5B: If not alive: keep firing
Step 6: Reload

Whats the best way to find people who want to do pretty much only Import/Export jobs? I find them pretty fun

yes

>I find them pretty fun
not for long!

It's reasonably central to where missions can take you. Tataviam truck stop in east and chumash in the west.

sweet i'm gonna have such a good harvest and then i'll celebrate by burning and salting the fields of my enemies

>guy pulls up to shoot me on his bike
>quickly hop on the back as a passenger
>spends a good 30 seconds waving his gun at me trying to aim

Cheapest one is pretty good. I also own the Vinewood one, but that's a bitch to land at with the Buzzard, but with some practice it's definitely doable.

oh pixel! haha!

No I'm the retard who accepts requests in the thread.
Gotcha

Your a maniac
Your of the chain

>he uses guns

lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

>he uses explosives

What the hell is this thing?

How the fuck do you have that much money? If you weren't in an office I'd have assumed it was from the good old days of hacked 1.5bil bounties.

A purple

>He doesn't axe niggas a question

Because that's exactly how I got it

>U.S. president finds an illegal immigrant.png

Is that the eye of a storm.

Except they reset bank accounts after they fixed that so no.

But they reset everyone's cash before transfers were enabled.

I'd forgotten how much of a pain the character creator was, took ten minutes to make something barely decent. The fact that there's a red baseball cap with "BIGNESS" on it is fucking perfect though.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Look at this photograph

omg le epic menu screenshot is le epic

You can still mod money on PS3 and transfer the account to PC.

youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8

Seriously? I thought they'd pick that up.

Is this the beginning of a new wizard meme?

>people afking with CEO slot
>Final is sperging out

Good times

>Final checking thread

not me

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It's always fun

I think the OP's in these threads should include a "office/warehouse locations are purely based on preference, there is no best, they are all identical ignoring external appearance"

Maybe it would get people to actually buy some of the mid-priced locations

What's the benefit of being an associate?

>You can make 100k in a single import/export run
>20 minutes of work, tops

No way R* is letting this go on for too long.

All I want is a fun busniess I can make good money with. That's all I want. Not grinding all the time, not waiting 5 hours. I just want to be able to have a drug busniess, running guns, train heists.

I just want fun. It's depressing how much potential this game has but it's thrown away for shark card money.

But this is wrong. Maze Bank is the worst because it's full of shitters and so high to get to your helipad as the whole city is on your ass. Also the most expensive.

Maze Bank West is the bitch getting bullied by Lombank alphas looking down on them as they walk up to their helipad, and get sniped.

Arcadia is okay, it's a good compromise if you cannot afford Lombank, but still you have to walk up to your helipad and Maze Bank shitters can get you.

Lombank a best.

A+

garagepost

>arcadia

I did it again.

currently you can make 66k for a 7 minute race alone
but that's just this week.

my guess is that import/export is going to stay this way, and the minimum for (not even competitive) supers/sports is going to stay at 1 million

they'll just bump up the prices of the upcoming cool stuff.

if any.

Getting mad RP for doing crates. That's about it.

Final, where's that unboxing at famalam?

Not enough Hondas/10

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

Sweet I love cool stuff

>tfw bought Arcadius and wanted to name it Neo Arcadia but nobody would understand it

Arcadius is actually pretty decent in all honesty. The only thing it's really got going against it is the crappy helipad. Maze Tower spillover doesn't seem to happen that often and the covered entrance coupled with the two-exit underground garage make it easy to avoid trouble.

It's also arguably the quietest office. Lombank isn't as peaceful as it used to be. Every rich GTAG owns Lombank and all the newbies and alt accounts own Maze West so you've got 90% of any given session's CEO traffic buzzing around Del Perro. And wherever there are GTAG, there are shitters close behind.

oh so this is how autists play

Anyone got any cool bounty-hunter kills to show off?

I love it when these guys think sticky bombs are a get out of jail free card.

Can we just kick him out of the crew? he keeps trying to kick crew and he wont stop crewkilling me.

fina what did you DO

>two fags at play

it's not crew killing, he's just flirting with you.

>two literal whos
yeah no kid, how about you wait until he bullies someone a little too big for his breeches

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did you survive the bounty?

If only.

cringe

fina is very whiny, not shocked he's a hypocrite as well.

>only people who pretend to be girls matter
One of the two things thats killing /gtag/, other being the discord.

>that time fina crashed that sale car

Tell me about nullprophet

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>dragon dildo

Has he done it again?

aka Annie
Hawaiian and possibly Filipino.
Might be autistic or just very lonely.

Already got it

>dat pic
*chuckles internally*

Post nice cars

>thread devolves into "haha girls?? video games?? hahahahah"

feel free to start anytime

You first

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Can you fire rockets from the moonbeam?

she has legs built like a bull's

she must be one hell of a power bottom.

Problem with this general is that everyone gets spazzed ou tby the fact that there are two girls playing with crew.

They get their attention from beta orbiters one way or the other if you don't like them ignore and if you like just act normally, they're not a new thing even for your NEET asses.

Please rate my crew emblem, gtag.

We're an Xbox One crew named T-Wrecks. Mostly do CEO I/E but also move product often as Bikers in case we have an other Xboners here looking for a crew.

what races is that? highest i've gotten is around 20k

is he kicked already?

furries always turn out to be spergs.

Just use your menu you faggot, you deserve everything
No idea why you're not banned yet

because I don't use menus

>two
i know one of them is null but who's the other?