/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Ana is standing between them
>Jack is focused elsewhere, and angry
>Gabe is doing his typical brooding pose

Gabe and Jack are ignoring her but Ana is still compassionate.
This is implying that Ana is trying to bridge the gap between them. She's started the process of getting around to Jack so getting around to Gabe is the next step.

>the same artist that illustrated Old Soldiers also illustrated this cover

Old Soldiers part 2 incoming folks.

When will top owg players form a team?

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Threeway relationship resulting from the purification of Widow through Tracer's love when?

I love Hana.

> user, do you prefer to be blown up or being shot?

Husbandos tho

I love Hana

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Her real dick will give you a heart attack, then.

they probably all main their waifus and will fight over who gets to play them

husbandos too, but also waifus

W-what?

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We need a skin for Pharah where she wears a beret.

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Friendly reminder that sombra is a hybrid between offense and support, so she is the 2nd healer, NOT a replacement for soldier

widow is best futagirl everyone else isnt so good for it

I want to marry Junkrat!

>all concept art leading up to Ana's reveal is of a handsome young woman and a raging badass
>Ana revealed, is understandably older and effected by her near death experience
>Young Amari skins should look much like the concept art of the badass we've seen thus far
>instead we get some babyfaced little girl

Shame.

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>try to solo out of silver again
>immediately put on a team of braindead fuckheads
>only person on mic is some incomprehensible underage shithead trying to talk like an auctioneer on his low quality $3 headset mic, cannot fucking make out a word he says
>morbidly retarded healers ignore tanks to heal each other or DPS when our tanks need healing
>1721

i wanna fuck male tracer

>you will never be pinned against a wall and hammered by reinhardt

>you will never be Tracer's drinking buddy
>you will never spent all night at the bar playing Who Would you Do with all the hot chicks there
>she will never be your lesbian wingman that uses her superhero status to help you score

I want new characters, blizzard

>be roadhog
>all sombras I approach and be friendly to run away or attack me

>get damage buffed
>"You have good taste!"

Sentry Bot Offense character with portable railgun and stealth drone when?

dude just pick symmetra lmao

I liked this one even though some people said she looked manly.

REEEEEEEEE

blizzard is only giving us one character every few months

>Get Anaboosted
>It's the same "I am unstoppable" as every other character

>Overwatch twitter just won't stop liking art made by Reaper/76 shippers

They have to be aware of what they've been doing by now right?

Posting best ship

Hence my comment about her being 'handsome'. Nothing wrong with a handsome woman imo.

Avon x His/Her waifu

But user, Torbjorn is married! That's adultery!

what if she has a dick?

rate pls

It's okay, the wife knows.

post sick plays

>tfw you're always hated fact that in TF 2 you can build only one turret

I GOT THE SHITTY HERO IDEAS FOR YOU user. RIGHT HERE

Neuros, the Canadian flamboyantly gay secretly evil sleeper agent
>M1: throw knife projectile
>M2: knife homing (if last thrown primary fire comes in range of an enemy while still airborne, immediately home the knife into the enemy
>L-Shift: phase through walls
>E: friendly fire neurotoxin (affected enemy can do damage to their team for a duration of time)
>Ult: force an enemy to activate their ultimate (can see enemy ultimates when ult is ready)

We're all animals.

O-okay. Do the kids know what Guncle Rein's "visits" are for too, then?

> projectiles
Gay

>try out some blueberry on qp
>all the mustard+ turbo autist widow mains all come out the woodwork
Every game I try her out and every game they're there on the other team with eyes only for me.

Then I give them hot korean/monkey dick

>Every hero needs hitscan
Pharah must stop you

indeed we do

What is it with you and having a flamboyantly gay bad guy? Not that it's a BAD idea, just doesn't seem like something Blizzard will do. How did you come up with it anyway, just inspiration from One Punch Man?

>Play Genji for once (less than 2 hours on him)
>Our Mercy triggers a Junkrat Trap, grenades are arcing down on her.
>Maximum White-Knight mode engaged
>Teleport in front of my waifu and expertly deflect 4 grenades with my Nihon Wakazashi folded 2 million times
>She spams "Thanks"
>Tip my fedora, "Understood"

But to be honest it made me super happy. That shit was cute as fuck.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Visits are for piggyback rides and stories about Reinhardt and Brigitte's adventures.

Yes, we're all diamond dogs.

How about this
>ambush hero
>can climb up walls, run across walls, and hang from ceilings indefinitely
>can drop caltrops which slow the enemy down a huge amount
>can drop a smoke grenade that covers about a whole capture-point in size and lasts about 5 seconds
>weapon is a suppressed pistol, slow fire rate but has high damage, does 150 damage per headshot with a 7 round magazine
>ult fills the area around you with decoy clones of yourself that attack enemies but don't do damage

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Two for the price of one

Why is there no art of zarya dressed up as Hugh Mungus from mad Max slaying omnics and falling in love with junk rat

>not trying out new heroes in comp
pussy

>enemy widow
>crosshair literally snaps to my head killing me instantly
>figure he's just good
>does it continuously
>like headshot someone then 45 degree turn scope insta headshot me as well
>call him out for hacking
>literally everyone on both teams says "lol ur just salty nothing's gonna happen he's not hacking"

the dude was literally hacking, the potg was him getting 4 headshots in a row

I'm nanoboosting the Mercy and there's nothing you can do about it

i havent played qp since i hit 25, ive never even played arcade

I just like the idea, user. It's an archetype we haven't seen yet and it's very unlikely any idea any of us come up with will make it into the game. I have other hero ideas and I like sharing them and reading other people's ideas because it's fun

It's better than shipping/gayposting/waifuposting/polposting in my opinion anyways

>do well as widow on offense
>some autist on other team switches to widow
>kill it several times
>end up in a situation where my team can't push through and their widow has better sightlines
>switch and help my team push
>win
>"hurr hurr couldn't beat me as widow u baddy had to switch"
>check his SR afterwards
>that loss pushed him back down into plat
Eat shit

>Pharah's dorky smile

what a qt

> weapon is a suppressed pistol
> Not projectile
Straight/10

>Try to play Widowmaker in QP
>After a couple minutes they're guaranteed to have a Winston, D.va and Genji, sometimes a counter Widow. If they didn't at the start.

It makes me feel like I must be doing something right.

I like the upside hanging. I think that's an idea widow should have had if she held L-shift since that's something she can canonically do

Good. Carry on.

Probably because they don't want to draw Zarya wearing nothing but a leather thong and a hockey mask. In other words, they're cowards with shit taste. Zarya/Junkrat is grossly underappreciated.

Suppressed ammunition is subsonic so it working as a projectile rather than hitscan would be realistic.

>buy legendary
>get it on the next box i open

>Mercy+Ana
Absolutely disgusting.

LAVISH ME WITH PRAISE AND ATTENTION NOW!!!!

p-please ;_;

I want to eat a blueberry for health reasons.

>Winston tries to leap at you
>double headshot him then walk into his bubble and finish him off

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REEEEEEE

Ah, all right. Didn't mean to come off as hostile or anything - I like to see the thought process behind people's ideas, it's interesting.

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I do love how easy Winston is to headshot while jumping, his model is almost static and his arc is so graceful.

How about this
>healer
>can do almost 200hp/sec at any range on demand
>can stun any hero for a few seconds, effectively being able to deny almost any ult
>can completely deny all enemy healing with a minor cooldown
>ult boosts damage given and reduces damage taken for a teammate

>buying any non-event skin when you're bound to get it in a loot box eventually
I don't get it
>eventually with rng might be months
so?

> healer
> Yay mom let's add more healers in the game where already a lot of fucking healers and and healing heroes that's a good idea

Am I a noob / edgelord for playing as Reaper?

He's fun as fuck.

P sure is a deliberate amalgam of every healer with some extra overpowered bs thrown in

nah, it's a meme
i cant stand most of his respawn lines tho kek

uh no that's just Ana

He literally just described Ana.

I hope for your sake that you're baiting me right now, because if you're that retarded then there is little hope for you in life.