/shmupg/ - Shmup/STG general

>no fightan gaem based off of personified STG ships

Shumps are for chumps.

Sorry sorry! I'm still sick right now. So I've been devoting my spare time to album hunting

ATLUS
PRESENTED BY CAVE
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DODONPACHI

Good series

Why isn't Caladrius Blaze on the "upcoming releases" part of the main post?

OP's a faggot

It comes out next Thursday right? Does anyone know if it is good? I know that youtube shmup review guy that left the farm reviewed it, but I don't particularly care for his reviews.

Crimzon Clover and Ikaruga are the 2 single best shmups ever made. They are so good that they play in their own league.

t. naziboo pedo

In my research, I have come to the profound conclusion that Battle Garegga may perhaps be the inevitable end of the line in terms of game design. A transcendental object at the logical end of a once thriving culture. A 4th dimensional, interactive tombstone.

Battle Garegga is the greatest shmu-, no, the greatest gam-, no the greatest work of art of all time. It should be in a museum really, and pyramids should be constructed with cryogenic sarcophagi to preserve all the individuals involved with its creation.

gb2 the farm

For, all shmups have vapid, shallow game design. Why think you the genre died out with but a mere whimper, whilst others continued to evolve both mechanically and structurally? Shmups simply have nothing stimulatingly sophisticated to offer unto the player himself.

garegga dads are so embarassing

i bet if i had a dad i'd play better

/shmupg/ younguns are similarly embarrassing

youtube.com/watch?v=d6a86M1r8wU

we must exterminate the local dad shits

What games do shmup moms play?

you can become a dad, it won't make you play better though

Better yet, measure visual memory on there. I got 13k myself, I think I'm below average in memorising shmups. For the heck of it I did verbal memory too and got 215 on the first try, which is better than 100% of the site.

you linked the wrong thread

>I got 13k myself
13k ms? nice.

pastebin com/hFqLXaE4

STG :
Cambria Sword
みらくるくるん
Phantom Sol
IKUSAAAAAAAN!!!
Chaos World
風の吹く丘で
Yakouga 08

Is this from C91?

Yes

Are you trying to be funny? There are other tests on humanbenchmark.

Getting kinda tired of seeing repeated or screenshot OPs, so I compiled a few DDP and Ketsui-related imagery for whoever makes the next thread if they don't have something new already.
mega.nz/#!ZhEV0Ayb!T0Ku-gLBp6tt2I0dK-0zGfLKoDzjXfyzWc30cUUPABM

C91?

Comiket 91

Some nerd con. How is that relevant?

>how is a con where a lot of new games, comics, music, and more get released all at once relevant?

What the fuck is a "dad" in the context of shmups?

nothing, some people are just forcing the grandad meme and attatching shmup names to it

>games
Indie shit.
>music
Relevant how?
>comics
Relevant fucking how?

touhou fags will always be the top of the embarrassing table, soon as someone says they're into touhou you know it's a power virgin retard with the social acceptance of soggy cookie in a library.

my favourite ship is Marisa x Alice

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my favorite mount is Casper

this is my favorite ship

I could do without Alice, but Marisa is pretty choice.

stage 7 bitch
first time

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actually reach bh, just stupid died

page 9 meme

>page 10

shmupg's sleepy today

how to be talented

It's my day off, which means sleepy time! I'm sorry guys.

get a stick

Nothing will feel the hole.

what hole

FILL FILL FILL

NOOOOOOO

I want to feel this hole!

Bomber!

/shmupg/ is so dead, I think it's time to let it die

Is autofire cheating if the japanese use it to get their world records?

because friday, everyone fuck some chicks

Yes it is, but it's such a convenient cheat, that it's allowed to use. The records just get seperated into auto fire on, and auto fire off.

If people are only going to shitpost might as well kill it right now, and revive it when there's more to discuss or bitch about.

Like a horse? Casper is not a horse.

i like these bullets color

2bloody4me

time to DAD IT UP

Why was this deleted?

was it a bird? birds are not allowed here

Tbh I've been playing let it die instead of shmups for like a week.

> oh wow there's a button to slow down the bullets
> ez game
> why them bitches red now
> oh shit

at least it's not as dead as 8ch,net/stg/index.html

Where's Caladrius in the UPCOMING RELEASES?!!!

The OP is just a copy/paste of the last one

>Tbh I've been playing
THIS DESU LADS, hows erryones shump day been? i got another E in armed police nutwiper, some shoddy guwange efforts and my first scrub clear for raiden dx middle course.

Have been playing Mount & Blade myself a lot... have been neglecting my beloved Darius a bit...

I'm just always too tired for shmups in the evening...

Been going pretty good, got a new best time in the Flying King level of Earthworm Jim 2.

Terrible. Can't get past stage 4 in casual Greg, and Department of Justice I lost a really good run by having to answer a phone call.

Anyone know a good way to enable turbo on one of the keys in a keyboard.

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Nobody talking about Magfest in DC right now? They got like 5-6 rotating shmups cabinets on Freeplay. Even had Armed Police Batrider last night

>keyboard
lmao dude kill yourself

the post was an image of a file named "04.btga_stg1.nsf" and the text "randomly found garegga 8bit cover"

they should link it here

are you hyped for memerunning?

I feel the HOYP for all the memerunning events

Any shoot them downs gonna be there?

>are you hyped for memerunning?
nope, it's a disingenuous sell out cringefest to line the pockets of cunts. vid related.

youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4

I don't really like memerunning but I'm happy that there is something to watch 24/7 for when I'm practicing or going to sleep~

dadquas streaming du2

what did YGW think of the local dad shits?

they should kill yourself

Is it true that speedrunning takes more skill than scorerunning?