Guys, explain me one thing: i am playing soldier, they have pharah, my job is to kill pharah, right? But how the fuck is this possible when her hitbox (according to her and mine position on the map) is half of a fucking pixel on my screen, and whenever this bitch is taking damage she instantly flies to the nearest building or gets fucking burst healed by this broken ass fuck ana. And remember, i have only 4 bullets of hitscan, so i basically need to keep absolute brilliant bullet control and also need to hit fucking shots for around 3-5 seconds straight. Just how it can be done? Oh and when i'm busy killing rein shields or killing some other shit this bitch flanks and wipes my team with ult in 0.0000000001 second, and it's my fucking fault, ok.
repost from previous thread
Logan Carter
>not putting a system change like the wheels in already C'mon it's such a quality of life feature just put it in already, what is there to bug test?
William Lee
young punks get off my lawn
Ethan Long
D.VA IS LIKE FUCKING PAPER NOW
Jose Wood
bost waifus
Charles Morgan
My goal is to solo q out of gold.
15 hours played so far, 55% win rate climbed from 2016 to 2246.
Will i be able to do it?
I play support and tank.
Eli Ward
For the love of god, if anyone is trying to get to rank one. Let me party up with you.
Im on 30 minute penalty cd's counting and matchmaking is pairing me up with people who can carry a game 3 v 5...
John Diaz
pls respond
Hudson Adams
where can i read the new ptr patch?
Cooper Lopez
>Be on the floating payload cart >Enemy rein ults >I get stunned >Even though I am on a floating cart not touching the ground
Balanced
Josiah Cook
>when your pharo sucks ass but their pharo is a god >when you are rinehart and watch our team get slaughtered left and right because they are getting out played so hard >when you get play of the game but still lose the game >when the loudest retard on mic is the worst player >when your team doesn't wait to group up but throws themselves into the fight one by one >when they ignore the objective and chase one hero way off the map for the kill >when your mercy gets sniped right next to you
What am I missing?
Landon Clark
I'm afraid the Ana nerf is not enough
D.va seems pretty gutted though which is good, Defence Matrix was a mistake
Jace Bennett
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Owen Bennett
What happened? Did D.va get finally get nerfed? Was the impossible made possible?
Jace Campbell
D.va is a slut
Nolan Parker
Learn to lead your target. Steady burst fire. Ask your team's Ana to help pick her off.
Jason Ortiz
the ping will probably ruin you
then again, I sometimes encounter BR fags who must have like a 150 ping
Aaron Richardson
>having a slut as a wiafu
Matthew Phillips
How do i play raiden? i want to hit people with my weeb stick
Christian King
I actually realised if you remove tears from the pick it will look like this animu girl is participating in some spicy ol' hentai.
Tyler Phillips
I JUST STARTED TO PLAY D.VA, BLIZZARD .
Dylan Cruz
yeah she will be trash when the patch hits
Juan Young
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Nolan Diaz
>4 threads a day >90% of the posts are the same waifu images and the name of said waifu It's time to stop
Aaron Walker
...
Landon Lewis
Helix International security chief
Gavin Allen
>not having a healslut waifu
Jackson Wright
Reduced armour and dmg
She's finished, everyone rips her apart now
Alexander Reyes
Don't take it personally when your special school of a team blames you if you're soldier and they have a good pharah. Pharah's who position themselves well tend to not die to soldiers just casually picking them off.
Having a soldier on the team doesn't mean the enemy Pharah is going to be spending 100% of her time in the spawn room. If there's a really good pharah though, hunt her. Make sure before you do other stuff that Pharah isn't about to swoop in.
Sometimes it doesn't matter though. You won't be able to get an angle on her without stepping into spam, or she'll surprise you from a weird angle and pick you off.
When both you AND her are doing it right, though, she won't be dying but you'll be keeping her off the team enough. Oftentimes your team will just get out of position, and with her jetpack Pharah is very good at wiping people out of position.
Hudson Gutierrez
>prego Finally someone posts a good fetish.
Nolan Phillips
You forgot
>when your team doesn't coordinate their or share the % ready
Also know as the
>when your ults ready and you out of spawn and hear "fire at will!"
Evan Edwards
>implying this patch will affect the tank meta at all
Brayden Miller
Why are we happy at D.va nerfs
they nerfed the best s76 counter
I only they had enrfed both dva and soldier
Samuel Baker
She's still literally the hardiest tank
Ian Martinez
Repostan in new
Adam Young
>nerf the actual fun and interesting characters in the game >keep everything else broken as shit
Chase Sullivan
So when is Reaper getting buffs so he can see use again?
Jayden Scott
>your country >your main >your waifu/husbando
UK Roadhog Sombra
Michael Carter
this general is utter fucking garbage 98% of the time just like the main subreddit
i'm going to fucking explode and mom is gonna freak if i see one more "remember to thank your healers :)" or "please stay behind rein shield!!" post upvoted on the front page with hundreds of commends echoing the same fucking retarded shit
oh and if someone posts some fucking useless "tip" that everyone should know and on top of that people thank the guy for informing them. maybe a thread about the fact that genji's dash resets from elims or that mei can destroy her wall by pressing E again. something along those lines and i'm going to let it all go
Mason Murphy
>dva >fun
Leo Ross
Ana will still be fine. Fuck D.Va though, whats so interesting about her? Literally zero risk involved when playing her.
Samuel Martinez
And she goes down like a Thai hooker
All the tanks are too weak in this game
Jordan Perez
>being a cuckhold Good thing you'll never have a chance to spread your recessive genes.
Luis Phillips
i just want a meta where more then 1/4 of the heroes are viable is that too much to ask
Wyatt Sanchez
They replaced 200 armor with Health instead. Seems pretty fair to me.
Jace Bell
YES FUCKING FINALLY
FUCK YOU DVAKEK
Brandon Ortiz
NA Zarya and Lucio Winston
Jordan Ward
>whats so interesting about her?
She acts like a cute gamer girl.
Isaac Martin
m-more? doesn't even have to be d.va
Caleb Bell
Canada Junkrat Symmetra
Jace Brown
Russia Reinhardt/Zarya Sombra
ayyyy
Levi Ward
would you rather your waifu wear a burkha user?
Andrew Sanders
PSA: Redditors are Faggots
Levi Kelly
soldier doesn't need to kill pharah but if you constantly burst her down to like 30% hp everytime she jetpacks up and tries to shoot a few rockets she has to fall down and get healed, then you are already doing your job and limiting her impact
Owen Rogers
remember to thank your healers :)
Joseph Lee
Who should it be?
Nathaniel Wilson
Germany Reinhardt D.Va
Ethan Walker
SUICIDE WATCH
Leo Brown
Source for nerfs? Patch notes don't say shit.
Zachary Gonzalez
I think they fucked up and gave the spread reduction to dva instead of sombra
Josiah Rodriguez
>ameriga >zarya >gengo
Jeremiah Flores
>acts
She IS a cute gamer girl. I don't get why she's cockasian though.
Jose Perez
No one cares about your shit as hero. Stay salty.
Dylan Murphy
Everything is in the PTR patch notes.
Logan James
anyone so long as she's THICC
Luis Evans
Canada Junkrat Mccree
Isaiah Mitchell
Hey bud fuck you. There's room for only one junkrat main in this country
Jonathan Hall
The launcher when you set it to PTR.
Samuel Davis
Mexico Sombra Sombra
Evan Perry
please stay behind rein shield!
Logan Reed
Why is the current meta so shit?
Eli Brown
Huh? Which one did they nerf of Genji/Widow/Tracer/McCree/Soldier/Pharah/Reaper/Hanzo/Sombra?
Colton Reed
Too bad most reins charge at the slightest sight of the enemy tank
The meta has always been shit
James Davis
Not my fault if we have good tastes
Blake Thomas
How the fuck are you D.va mains so oblivious to how op your hero was. These nerfs are perfect.
Chase Taylor
>belgium >reinhardt >dva
my man
Brandon Nguyen
They nerfed Junkrat?
Robert Jenkins
Brazil Zennyatta D.Va
Henry Jackson
That koth meta of 2x lucio 2x zen 2x tracer was pretty fun and fast-paced even if it was repetitive
In general all the metas with dive comps were fairly fun. Man I miss the days of playing Tracer and Genji with a Harmony Orb on me that would last forever not limited by LoS.
Joseph Evans
Lucio detected
Mason Brown
Okay I can't argue with that
Asher Evans
US Reinhardt Pharah
Cooper Moore
why does my waifu look like a nigger
Jace Price
US Mercy Pharah
Jayden Sullivan
They are mad because the hero is trash now
why should anyone pick her instead of zarya now?
Evan Young
>10% damage decrease >armor halved >can no longer 1v1 any viable heroes I didn't know Bliz hated her so much.
Nathan Kelly
One more then
Blake Thompson
shut up fag
Leo Gomez
Because Zarya can't fly.
Hudson Cox
jeez dude put that gun down
Anthony Long
>0.8 second hacks Is Sombra actually good now?
Nathaniel Robinson
and?
Jack Barnes
Whenever I come across players who now are like over 1000 SR higher than their season 2 highest D.Va is almost always in their top2 most played
So they are just butthurt their autopilot free wins hero won't net them free wins anymore and they will descend back to where they belong
Ryder Myers
DAILY REMINDER: TRYING TO RANK UP BY WINNING GAMES IS A FLAWED STRATEGY. YOU SHOULD INSTEAD PAD YOUR STATS AT THE EXPENSE OF WINNING.