Post em

>airflow

what? youtube.com/watch?v=1_Idh9ACeAE

>Miata meetup
>penis constantly erect

>jump car over ditch into field
>all front and rear end suspension problems go away

>turn on heat
>engine temp rises and falls while heater is on

>engine/transmission shakes like crazy when in park or in D at 0mph
>put it in neutral and it stops shaking

>steer wheels
>engine RPM goes up

>wash car
>throttle response, acceleration and handling all improve

air in the coolant lines.

>Redline on 3rd
>Car doesn't upshift

>drop bolt in engine bay
>hear it hit the ground

>get in car
>it starts

>install CAI
>+50 hp

>kick a fat chunk of snow out of your wheel well

>kick a fat chunk of snow out of your wheel well
>fender now misaligned

>boost kicks
>overtake NA cuck

>drive manual
>car not in charge of shifting

>install short ram
>-50hp

>wash car
>suspension now squeaks

driving something other than a malibu is a bigger priority to me right now.

Nyu!

>Love cars
>have had expirence driving, repairing and even racing them
>tfw when no car

>buy bmw
>all of a sudden every body feels the need to drive in front of you

>turn off A/C
>period vibration and occasional shaking go away

there's a problem

I live in Florida

It's already 75 degrees and we haven't even made it halfway through January

>crank car to start
>didnt crank enough
>starter pawl crunches because you reengaged the starter too soon

*periodic

Used to drive a mustang. Average speed of people around me jumped 20 miles on any given road.

>driving a car with power steering

Check your clutch fan

>Burping radiator
>Endless bubbles for 2 hours wtf

>turn on wipers
>visibility gets even worse

I don't know why, but having my wipers on at full speed really stresses me out and puts me on edge.

>Wash car
>Hatch dripping water
>Quarter windows dripping water
>Sunroof drain tube drains leaky sunroof down A pillars and into your floorboards

what the fuck is a clutch fan?

He means fan clutch.

Uhh yeah haha

>[Nervous laughter intensifies]

>Call glass installers
>Tell them to put in my new window clips that I got before they reseal my quarter windows
>"We don't do that, it's a waste of time"

>turn a/c on
>turn lights on
>automatic
>free cruise control at 20 mph

>truck posting faster rallycross lap times after I dropped my rear drive shaft.

Kill me.

>Hear metal on metal rattly banging sound from under rear of car when driving
>spare wheel bolt is loose

transmission mounts

>coasting with open sunroof and windows down
>notice dirty windscreen
>turn windscreen washer on
>dirty water comes through sunroof and open windows

thanks phampai, i'll look into that

Lol same here I feel more desperate for some reason.

>turn defogger on
>windows thicken in frost

I'm having thesame problem. I will also look into this. Thank you.

turn a/c on it'll take the moisture out of the air

can't A/C heater core broke

Me three

>ac heater core
what did he mean by this

>park outside
>can no longer drive down the highway without some sort of wobble-shake effect like i have a bent wheel

Don't tell me it's fucking ice inside the fucking wheel

>Clean vinyl door panel
>All the texture wipes off permanently

The evaporator or opposite of the condenser whatever it's called

>turn ac on
>engine catches fire while the cabin gets cooler

>driving car after hours of no sleep
>downshift from 5th to 2nd

RIP transmission

>hitting touge with someone I know
>he pulls over out of nowhere
>pull up next to him
>"hold up man, gotta do something"
>pops his hood, there's a fucking fire
>puts out the fire
>tops off power steering
>tops off brake fluid
>tops off coolant
>tops off oil
>"aight I'm good senpai let's do another run"

hey man, all the heat from your cabin has to go somewhere

>pedal doesnt vibrate
>8k rpm

>POWER of the steering

underrated story

>drive a corvette
>same issue

Everyone in a shitbox wants to race and lose. I just wanted to go to JitB

it's fucking true too. Haven't seen him up on the mountain in a few months, and don't have his #. hope he's fine and his deathtrap of a fucking car didn't kill him

Wipers at slow make me calm

>turn heater on
>headlights turn off

> having a car with non-sealed sunroof

>buy BMW because promotion
>start wearing sleeveless shirts to keep cool
>suddenly in a hurry all of the time
>start wearing expensive driving glasses so I can see the road better
>suddenly everyone going 5 under the limit
>buy bluetooth earpiece because people keep calling while i'm driving
>suddenly indicators turn wipers on?
>suddenly no one can drive
>MFW

>sport mode
>car goes slower

>sports mode
>""""down shift"""" button

>fix loose bits of plastic in the car
>can now hear every horrible sound the engine makes

>non modified car
>1bar in tires
>car exceeds rated speed

>2,6bar in tires
>still same speed

>start car
>it turns on with no problems
Fucking Ford

>start car without shifting into neutral first
>rear left passenger door locks and unlocks

Every fucking time, not joking.

Remember to kick out all the snow from inside your wheels and wheelarches user. I spent 10 minutes with a hammer beating out chunks of ice from my arches. Don't be like me user.

>wash car
>ride and handling improve

>tiger rock

>close the door
>check engine light turns on

>turn AC on
>rumbling sound

post possum van pls

>sport mode
>car actually feels more comfortable and smooth

smooth is how you go fast

>get in Tesla
>electrical infetterence

>set alarm on car
>alarm goes off after 10 mins
>reset alarm
>goes off again after 30 mins
>pull fuse on alarm
>problem solved

>Turn on AC
>Gurgling sound inside cabin

that's why race cars all have such soft suspension

to avoid body roll and for lower cog wich isn't really a problem if you go smooth

>roll up my windows
>headlights dim

>turn ac on
>car stalls out when coming to a stop
>its automatic

or you could live in texas or something and stop abusing the fuck out of your car

Not a Volkswagen by any chance?
Mate has this one happen to him

>not letting it progress to "fucked alarm: stage 3" where it comes on permanently 6 hours later