/utg/ - Undertale General

real skeleton posting

Shit boi that is a cute little bot.
I raise you another.

sad spiedur

REAL
MKID
HOURS
youtube.com/watch?v=om9DIDru7pI

Here's a bunch of kiddos!

frisk's feet are probably gross and sweaty from all that walking through the underground, who would want to touch that? chara's feet (assuming this is when they're still alive) are far superior, clearly.

Here, have a goat child.

>implying that's a bad thing

Chara's feet are probably worn from playing around barefoot in the underground. Frisk's are way better.

Here, have a goatmom?

GOAT FRISK LEWDS WHEN

Glorious. I accept your ceremonial gote mother.

Cute!

I love when people draw adult Frisk.

nice

How would getting eaten by gotefrisk be like?

The only being alive who can out-cute Asriel.

have a slutmom!

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Can someone tell me Sans's secret identity?

extreme rattling in technicolor

Kissing gotes!

You got that right.

He's Nes from Smash Bros.

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Thats adorable
I already got that one though
Ay, yo friskman, you uh ready to have a bad time or sumthin

Ok then ill tell the pope

STEVEN
AFTER
NOT
SURVIVING

the tresh man

delet this

Sans is secretly Monster Kid in disguise.
Tell me, have you ever seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?

The Dummy of the RUINS.

As soon as someone writes/draws it.

I don't have the skill or drive to do it.

careful user im going to go blind with all of these colors

I'll have to request them I guess. We don't really have any lewd artfags do we?

I can't!
It has been immortalized!

>approach asriel from behind with a hair brush
>start gently brushing his ear
>notice him shiver
>"w-what are you doing?"
>"sorry, you don't like that?"
>"no, it feels nice. you just surprised me"
>keep going
>he quietly murmurs
>he closes his eyes
>gently put your hand under his second year and start slowly brushing it
>he shivers again
>"it feels so nice..."
>run your fingers down his ears
>the hair on them is silky smooth
>give him a hug from behind just to have an excuse to feel his fluffy ears against your face
>gentle musky smell
>"you really like to play with my ears, don't you?"
>"they're so nice and fluffy. i wish mine were like that, i'd keep playing with them all the time"
>he quietly giggles

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Yiff in hell furfag

DADDY DOMMY SANSY PUT YOUR COLLAR ON MELIKE A DOGGY!!!! BLUE BLUSH JUST FOR ME INNOCENT BABY PRINCESS HOLE FOR SANS!

i'm only furry for him

Chara burpfic?

chara go burp the end

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That's so cute, but I feel like that's a bit too close for me to get to him. He reminds me too much of my nephew. I'd rather just be the babysitter that takes him to see the local baseball game at school or orders a pizza while he picks what crappy kid movie to watch
Did somebody say skeletons?

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>Asriel leans his head back onto your chest
>your hands start to slowly work down and around to his pants
>you start massaging his stiffening member with one hand as you fidget with his zipper with the other
>Asriel gasps softly
>you hesitate
>"Is something wrong?"
>"N-no... you just... surprised me, is all"
>you smirk
>"I'm full of surprises"
>your hand worms its way past Asriel's undone zipper
>you start teasing out his cock from his boxers
>his dick is shuddering and pre is already pooling on his tip
>you start to caress his cock, feeling him shudder with extacy in rhythm to your hand motions
>suddenly the door bursts open, revealing a horrified Asgore holding a pair of work gloves in his hands
>he tosses his welder's mask off his head and storms towards you screaming profanities
>Asriel, mortified, wrestles out of your grip and runs off to a corner of the room, stuffing his dick back into his pants
>you're alone with asgore
>"NO HUMAN IS GOING TO CORRUPT THE PRINCE OF ALL MONSTERS INTO BEING A FAG!"
>Asgore pulls out a pair of jumper cables from his back pocket
>Asgore proceeds to beat the shit out of you with said jumper cables

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>reread it
>'gentle musky smell'

at least the last thing I'll see is pretty rad

Did my skeleton post really get deleted in like 5 minutes

I'm calling the cops.

Only acceptable ending

shit, *you'll, not I'll

time to finally crash and sleep

Did Toriel give every child that fell a cellphone? Did she respond to them when they left the Ruins? Did she ever have to hear their cries for help through the receiver, before they were silenced forever?

man those pictures are really cute
sleep well lil skel!

How come Asgore didn't just keep the children alive after he used them for stress relief so they could give birth and then he could harvest as many souls as he wanted

No, Toriel only got the phone shortly before you fell down because Sans wanted to sext her. That's why he thinks you killed Toriel because she stopped responding to his ecto dick pics and also why sans was able to call you at the end despite you not giving him your number

i feel bad trying to call her throughout the game. she was probably worried sick. but at least she knew i'm still alive.

I am sorry for my shitty and annoying posts.
You have every right to call me out on them.

Because asgore is a retarded cuck. Didn't the game make that abundantly clear?

>reddit memes

kys

That would be one fucked up AU. I imagine Frisk rolling up to what looks like a human sanctuary in the Underground with an oddly regretful king keeping them all "safe".

But they would all probably want to leave after awhile, and all they'd need is one boss monster soul to do it.

What

Why let them grow
Why not just do a cesarean to cut the babies out of the children's bodies the second they're developed enough to have a soul and then crush it in your hands and then just use the child as stress relief again

quick post things that are gay

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Wow, I didn't think it could get more fucked up, but boy did you prove me wrong.

Oh boy.

What, it doesn't show anything.

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This bothers me.

Undyne so desperate for that /ss/

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Ooh. Y'all weren't kidding when you said dead. At least my curiosity is sated.

The fuck is up with frisk's mouth

I was just annoying you. So, it isn't the big deal for me, though.

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Flowey!

I've come to bargain!

Oh alright. Sorry for being snappy I just hate the unfair prejudice that quasi-lewd skeleton is foreboden but bare breasted fish and spider get a pass

Fucking straightfags

Stop with the lewds

Though, nude skeletons are normal unless they have ecto genitalia. Have someone never seen a skeleton irl?

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Is sans humping his station?

theres some pap on the /y/ thread where he's fucking a pillow. It's hilarious

skeleton lewds are good. but the shota frisk makes me really uncomfortable.

I'm asking nicely
I think someone's underneath

Nah it's androgynous. And they're 18, because I say so

>because I say so
You're sounding like a pedowho fucked a teen and is trying to defend themselves in court poorly.

Why arn't there that many Frisk-fags on /utg/ lately?

I dindu nuffin

>Frisk-fags
Because they are a myth.
Tell that to the judge.

Seems weird to be a friskfag in the first place imo. Kind of stroking your own ego if you like the character you make the most.