/vsg/ /v/scape general

>he doesn't know about south of castle memes

when do I get my oaks back?

when you cut them

>tfw everyone is talking about dogs instead of clearly superior ferrets

THEY DON'T STINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK IT WASNT A MEME

banic?

SO, ABOUT SQUIRTING IN COMMUNIST COUNTRIES WHILE LISTENING TO THE BEATLES

>server down again

Haha, them growing pains, eh guys? E-Eh? H-Haha....

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Is there a /v/scape construction guide?

"oaks"

What if my level isn't high enough for oaks? What oak things do I make?

get it high enough for oaks

oaks all the way hombre

larders from 33 to 74 then oak dungeon doors from 74 to 99

don't ask me how to get from 1-33 because I accidentally exploited my way up there

use non-oak materials to reach oaks
check out bob villa's guide for specifics, he also has dank home plan models to start off with

Who up

It's 1AM here, we /realniggahours/ now?

It's 4 here but that doesn't stop me from SMASHIN that mf like button

IF U UP BLOWIN LOUD
AND COUNTING STACKS

U
KNO
WHAT
TO
DO

S M A S H
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100 100 100 100 100 100

youtu.be/QhlVDbcqwQo

I'm killing myself if I don't get an adamant cubone in the next 3 eggs

>not playing pokemon completely casually in 2 ACY

Get a load of this retard

t. Garbage at games in general and has no competitive spirit

hello ?

Thanks doc

>Pokémon
>competitive

It's just autistic metagaming at this point.

selling gnomeballs

Sale
Ign: Bill

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how much each for the oak logs?

>hello my name is wiggins i am a faggot retard who got my shit pushed in repeatedly in the wilderness and i literally cannot stop eating boogers

lol!

how will wiggins ever recover?? is his career over?

>hello im a shitter user that doesnt even play vscape anymore and posts about things that happened literally years ago

based basedwiggins with the bants

The amount of time passed since it happened does not lessen the truth of it.
Time will not heal this wound, loser.

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tfw banned for pointing out nepotism among staff, to staff

ign?

vscape.wikidot.com/construction

same wtf

I cannot tell if using the ectofuckthis or gilded altar in your poh is objectively better

Ectofuckthis
>640 xp per d bones
>left clicking but slow animations
>autistic prep time for slime and grinding bones
>tons of ring of dueling teleports needed for cwars banking
>talk to le npc to collect tokens every invo

Gilded Altar
>567 xp per d bone
>have to right click each one individually but fast animations (not click once and afk like osrs)
>need to grind 75 con (~7-8k oak logs)
>need to run to keldagrim and buy overpriced supplies from a jewish manlet to construct
>no teleports needed or few with glory in poh to edge to bank
>still need to pay butler 10k every so often if not banking outside

Ecto has always been better. Altar is more convenient at first but takes more time in the long run due to the costs/time to even get it in the first place and the fact that you'll need more dbones to 99 with the altar anyway.

You could bank in port spoopy for ecto, would be a bit slower though, but save you the rings/ games necklaces.

Who doesn't have a 500+ stack of games necks/duel rings??

Bones are much more limited on this server so the option that gets the most experience out of them is better. The gilded altar's only use is if someone with 75 con wants to help a newfriend get to 43+ prayer real fast without having to do quests for the echofungus.
Outside of the portal room, Construction is functionally useless in /v/scape desu.

Construction has always been pretty useless 2bh, yeah certain infinite teles and teletabs are nice but other than that it's all optional conveniences that most players don't need by now.

took awhile

When the fuck are we going to have a discussion about the sheer amount of game destroying nepotism going on with the staff eight l right now?

P L A N K S
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>When the fuck are we going to have a discussion

Back to tumblr, retard.

Kunta: I will not live in your shadow forever Xiah! I am an elite player! Just line you!
Xiah: You are nothing compared to me, just some guy who happens to be second... For now. No one will remember your name.
Kunta: It's over Xiah I have the high ground! I have been chopping oaks for months just to beat you, to become the first player to 99 construction and be first in the high scores! You don't even have any logs yet!
Xiah: I don't even need to try to best a weakling like you.
*jumps ahead in construction despite massive log difference*
Xiah: Told you. You still always only be the poor man's Xiah.
Kunta: [tears of rage intensifies]
Xiah: Remember your place as second best...
*farts*
And take a whiff of that. Get used to it because you will always be behind me.

Xiah: *teleports ahead of you on the con hs*
Kunta: NANI???
Xiah: Pshh... nuthin personnel... n00b

>tfw we could have had based Hunter instead

We did that in the last thread and the general consensus was "fuck off and play something else then". Damn shame.

Con came before hunter chronologically and it's a much bigger and more complex skill. Makes sense to get it added first since hunter is smaller and will be done faster.

This is a shitty meme.

>we could have had a 10x more useless skill instead of a comfy fun grinding skill

w
e
w

It still needs to be discussed

you don't think they stink, b/c you stink worse. My mom had a ferret, and that's all she remembers of the damn thing.

TAKE A SHOWER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey is home tp broken for everyone else or did they actually add the cooldown for it

So... Gilded altars are DOA?

::home removed
Cooldown added

They always were.

Why not read patchnotes before you post, user?

You start bby

Hasn't altar always been click once and afk, even in 2007-era runescape?

idk lol

if it isn't here then i am assuming it was click every time in 2007

nah
youtube.com/watch?v=uhNVU4rHI28

>that song

What is it with runescape players and heavy jungle music

in streams and videos i always see this psuedo gangster attitude with some kind of playlist that compliments it

Listen to the average pvper on run escape talk
Act like they're from the streets lmao

Are you confused? We got the "10x more useless skill" (Construction) as detailed above, but the "comfy fun grinding skill" (Hunter) isn't in game.

literally who are Slylar and Tara and why am I a purple jelly thing with them?

>catch red chinchompas
>all day
>for weeks

>comfy

Haha no
Agility is legitimately "comfier" than that garbage.

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>thought the home tele cooldown was removed fairly quickly in realscape
>it actually stuck around for years on end
>you literally had to bring teleports with you everywhere you went
>otherwise you have to travel to the nearest bank on foot
> with limited run energy
Bloody hell, realscape was savage.

Best way to pad out the game to be honest.

I really like the old UI. The one that had that layout and background but older icons.

Also construction is comfy af.

>no bank tabs

The old UI was comfy but there was some cancer in there too.

Classic UI was pure cancer.

We used to have it but we updated the client.
Also you could custom it out a lot more.

Then I guess you're just confused about what a "comfy" skill is? To each his own, but most people consider laid-back, chill skills like fishing and woodcutting to be comfy (in stark contrast to autism-clicking like repeatedly building and removing larders or clicking the same agility course cycle for weeks). Comfy also disregards meaningless pissing contests like racing to 99 first or being ranked at a certain level.

That kind of looks like a weird mish-mash. The backpack, spellbook, and logout looks right, but the others look new.
I don't know if it was ever implemented here, (I started during the santa hat event) but I really liked the ui that had those blocks around the edges and the background, the dual lizards, and it had different icons. Like the equipment was a stick figure with arrows pointing to it, and the quest symbol was just a blue asterisk in a white circle.

I've been killing level 6 rats for hours, and no big rat bone.
Am I supposed to be killing different giant rats or something?

Sent to your inbox

Rats drop the bones for the wishlist giant rats for the first part of the quest.

Probably broken done it was coded by a "challenged" mod

Holy shit construction has been released? Finally after waiting years T-T
Better get in quick and exploit the shit out of this.

what the

>T-T
Don't post in my thread ever again, faggot.

Upsetti my senpai?

youtube.com/watch?v=ql_TTguKxnE

for mango