Mazda Defends Human Drivers, Disses Robots at the Detroit Auto Show

hipster millennials drink shit like pbr and high life, except for the snotty bitches who order shit cocktails like old fashioneds because they heard about it on a shit soap opera

Nigger I hate to burst your bubble but Mazdas are craft beer. Aston Martin or something like that is the top shelf whiskey.

Mazdas are driven by those of us that either can't afford the "absolute best" but realize that the normie shit is trash, or can afford it but would rather sink money into making a car we love even better because we've acquired the taste for it, just like some autist-tier brewfag obsessing over 'muh hops' or some shit.

Also, a lot of expensive whiskey is drunk by richfags wanting to show off how rich they are. A lot of richfag cars are only there to show off as well. Mazdas have less """"""""""""pedigree"""""""""" and """"""""""racing heritage""""""""""" but god fucking damn are they fun.

I wouldn't call a 4ft flame spitting rx7 a craft beer... it's fucking Tequila

>compares a whole line of crossovers and 14:1 shitboxes with 120hp to craft beer

>people drink craft beer because they can't afford expensive hard liquor
What?

>cr of 14:1
>shit box
What

Bottle of 40%+ whiskey is same price as a 4 pack of hipster trash beer (not sold in 6 packs because too hipster for that)
user is dumb and mazda is even dumber

Mazda is cheap strong spirits