What kind of car is best for pulling slags?

Sex spec wrx

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=uHbNuyubhz0

You could drive a fucking Beemer and still get no puss if you're an absolute sperg like that Rodgers guy

nice slags

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>cant help but look at women and think of them without makeup or push up bras

No wonder you guys have to be blackout smashed to think these lizards are bangable.
Waking up next to that must be awful.
Even with makeup they look like tranny clowns.

And as far as "sluts" go, you dont need wheels to snag them.
Ive stood idle as these "women" hang off the arms of flea and std riddled neet "men".
Id glady beat my dick alone for 1000 years than contract whatever std or hellspawn these ladies call "love".

Women are way more shallow than men.
A decent car may take a few years to afford with bills alongside.
Some biceps and a decent stomach takes a few months. Stick with that, as im sure youre 17 anyway.

Micra

manual tran car with high torque

E36

that belly on the middle one, though
fuckin cute

This

Are the British even human?

I've got a vehicle like this, and I spend less than 12 hours depressurization from pussy every week.

Easy as fuck with this bb

ausfag here poms do things to my willie

their horrid fashion sense just makes me harder

bloody vl poster fack off to ur containment board

THIS
6/10s are my fetish

literally just a working car itself is off to a great start.

samefag

>something in a lot of commercials on regular tv
>something notoriously expensive

jesus christ, the one in the center and the one on the right. very cute. would blow a load between those cheeks

Can you please stop posting ricer stanced trash in every single post you make?

I was gonna say the only guy I know who drives a leaf is a line tech who's other car is a screaming Evo but then I realized you were talking about canadians

American's are both fat and have bad teeth.

That's his m3 lol

You actually have to go to the dentist to get your teeth treated

FEELS BAD MAN

Here ya go OP
Also this
This too

Sorry to burst your bubble but brits are more likely to attend regular dental checkups than septics as well with 72% going to the recommended 6 monthly appointments the second highest in the world compared to 62% of Americants who see a dentist at least once per year.

Though the latest research have cast doubt over whether Brits are human, I would add most independent tests are inconclusive.
Personally I'd give them the benefit of the doubt, creating a stigma around them can only exacerbate their hobgoblin status, while a process of inclusion and acceptance might - given time - help them to learn to at least mimic human behaviour, and allow them to contribute to civilisation.

A convertible Ford Escort and loadsamoney

youtube.com/watch?v=SgUYUOGvVZM

On the one hand, you got people like Adam Smith, Charles Darwin, Brian May, Tiff Needell and James May. On the other hand, you got Margaret Thatcher, Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry and that fucking ape with a toupee called Boris Johnsson. The same country is respinsible for both Cosworth and Lucas Electrics, for Austins and Ariels.

Yup, I'm on the fence as well. If anything, I'm inclined to divide britainkind in two classes, one human and one clearly only destined for menial, degrading tasks.

Homo-superior

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super gay?

Then we look across the pond to the likes of Trump, Bush, Johnny Knoxville and on the other hand .... nope blank.

why do people like this

Probably the same reason people like this. N.F.I.

>people

*Brits and Polaks

only white people from the north do this

>Essex
>North

Whatever your dad drove when he started dating your mom

Mk4 Golf GTI
Mk1 Golf cabrio
Any 3 series BMW

Proper slagmagnets

Preferably with aftermarket headlights and/or un-adjusted HIDs.

That's because they're proper chavmobiles. Chavs and slags belong together, after all.

That`s what happens when you open the borders for the Irish...

I can confirm slags go absolutely fucking nuts over old muscle cars.

Ur trying to pull hoes not your cousins

>implying there's a difference

On the flip side he was in murrica, land of the cheap cars where only an exotic will draw attention.

Gelgameks come to mind

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Yeah I suppose it's kind of like how homosapiens fucked neanderthals.
Sure it's fucked up, but I can still see myself doing it if I had to.

lol ok

> that
> stanced
Ask me how I know that you drive some irrelevant shitbox

THIS
i'd take the center one in a heartbeat

nah but the blonde one is acceptable if you really had to pick one

I'd take all 4 at the same time.

It's pretty sad that these unimpressive whores are enough to get the average Veeky Forumstist erect.

this.
the only one remotely fuckable is the brunette in the back

Stop shaking the foundation of my preconceptions you motherfucker.

it is Britain, follow a simple recipe to get slags and chavettes.

>cheap econobox (uno, punto, corsa etc) you have to afford it on government pay remember
>anything from Halfords you can afford
>smooth bumpers into each other with a tonne of body bog so they crack
>McD's tray drifting

Even your celebrities teeth are fucking disgusting... All that inbreeding really took a toll.

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if I had to pick one i'd go for the one with a comfy tummy and nice chest

this probably

Think this thing but as beat to fucking hell as your average S13 is in America. T

BMW

What car is best in 'straya for picking up chubby qts?

That's disgusting,
You are disgusting.
'straya is ok tho.

>That's disgusting
There's worse out there.
>You are disgusting.
That's fair.
>'straya is ok tho.
Doesn't answer my question tho.

innit

Since all the chubby Sheila's are bogans anyways, get a ute with a supercharged LS6, they'll think you're right

4 doors for more whores, never liked utes myself.

>anything expensive looking
>motorcycles
/thread

anything oversized and loud, so borrow OP's mom

barely legals: Mustang or EVo X or some shit
milfs: Classy SUV or entry level BMW etc.
blacks: donked
euroforeigners: anything european
azns: any jap car with some personality e.g. BRZ or FRS with custom tint
middle eastern: black mercedes
white Americans: jacked up truck that actually looks clean and nice
mid-20s: more sophisticated Luxury, Audi or Lincoln, etc.

this. that broads body looks damn delicious

>white Americans: jacked up truck that actually looks clean and nice
Implying a truck ever looks nice.

>chubby
>qt
Compute error

More of this girl?

>sophisticated
>Lincoln

Texas Ford trucks, especially Raptors n' such.

Not even joking.

Shame I drive a Porsche.

In Texas*

Since every faggot in the UK drives a shitty hot hatch so presumably a hot hatch with a turbo. WRX would work too

wew i thought i was back in the 90's watching ali g

euro car culture a trash

obvious answer is ls commodore m8

Being a good looking, funny, intelligent, respectable guy with a nice car because he makes good money.

Read between the lines

You mean being a rat faced cunt with 3 asbos, no O levels, a Mk3 Fiesta, and a future in painting or plastering.

Look at those wheels.
Thats a recent build, not from 2003.