Dueling Network General - /dng/

Why Magic don't have a decent simulator like YGOPRO? Holy shit.

>magic players
>being smart enough to programme

Some decks have hard counters.
What's so hard to understand?
You didn't see Blue-Eyes players clamoring for Ophion's ban or some shit, suck it up and gauge whether or not is it worthy to clog your main/side with S/T removal just for the GK matchup or the stray sided Necro.

Yea, in Europe (or at least on cardmarket) it starts at 49€ so w/e

>tfw on one day it was verybusy at locals, it was a cosplay event
>there was an actual really cute readhead girl
>she asked me if I have cards to trade, say sure and offer her my binder
>check hers, see a maxx "c" and a lavagolem
>she took out a buncha commons that she wanted or she thought were cute like a
>i told her the maxx "c" was like 10€ and my stuff was worth not much
>she insisted and was okay with it, she doesn't care too much for the price but if it feels right
>mfw she was never there again

It was a hideous creature

> You literally cannot play Paleo
get fucked

>play Paleo
You actually play that? And someone really played NV against you?

HAHAHAHAHA
>Maaah! I cant play muh cards! Maaa!

Get the fuck outta here!

what are some retarded decks that kinda work like this
youtu.be/iqoi4xjXPSQ

A what?

Highspeed Roid Burning Abyss Phantom Knights

bringin the heat