/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

everybody in discord is laughing at you

old thread: >Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed) (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr (embed) (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

>set radio to the rock station in the race lobby
>it's in an intermission
>choice gets locked in as we go to the next screen
>as the screen loads Cat's in the Cradle starts
>might as well let it run it's course when the race starts since I'm already depressed
It's a great song, but why did R* add such a sad song in their game?

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

Great car, best gap.

Anyone who spams blogs about their daily 8 hour shift of CEO/VIP mindless grinding.

Thank you /gtag/'s for helping me with my sales today.

>discord
Who?

The illuminati of /gtag/

My nigga

>that pic

Again, who?

And who cares?

>/gtag/ is being controlled and taken over by an alien islander

What the fuck happened to all the representatives?

Looks like they were purged because someone was just accepting all invites.

thread is kill

but it's a cute alien islander

We can't die so early in the night! Post characters.

daily reminder to slow your roll

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>that thing
>cute

hello i am jazzysalmon lemme in gtag

post boipucci first

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This is a random

Sorry m8 ur blacklisted wait for it to get revoked first

"You're up against the wall and I AM the fucking wall!"

Quality is shitty, but if it's a grill it might be cute using a better camera

Hey there. Thanks for playing my friend olll

>want this outfit
>don't want to drag /gtag/ into match
>also don't want to risk it with randos

Add -Nessi
I can help you out with whatever you need. Also I can barely do much ground combat ingame, incase you need your team to win.

where's the risk?

jrv really does nothing for the crew and only leaches off the help of others

im a girl

user no, don't say anything
let's not flare up his autism so soon into the thread

got a kik or snapchat?

>girls
>in gtag

Pick one

Kek, post feet or git out.

post vagina hole

i third this

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Daily reminder that worthless NEETs killed this general.

>no skids on ps4
>got killed twice buy a flying knife

14 months and the thread still hasn't died
really makes me think

So I check on social club and I'm still in the crew but the GTAG tag beside my name is gone and I can't join crew. I've reloaded a few times and it's always the same thing. What the fuck is going on?

>not avatarfagging autists

FTFY

ur gey

Daily reminder normies ruined gaming forever.

So I got the acceleration bar filled up on my comet. Does adding an engine upgrade do anything additional or is it done when the bar is maxed out?

Ded game? Haven't been around in a wahile.

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Are you suggesting that nullprophet ruined this general?

ew

not my garage

the upgrades do make a difference regardless of what the stats look like

My understanding is that the values can exceed the bars

Who the hell names their character Animelover, /gtag/ ?

The list in the last thread was better than this one, you gotta step your game up grand autismo.

A lover of anime I guess

I want anime to leave

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bb pls let me in

Maybe

Does anyone know if catower is going to return?

Even if it's a dude I still wanna fap to her moaning.

What is this for? I already got 250k before.

Haven't been in the thread for few weeks. Is qt finally gone?

she look so pretty when she's in the dark and blurred out.

No. But I havent posted in weeks and I'm only posting now because you mentioned me you retarded fuck

/GTAG/ BESTY ATTENTION WHORE POWER RANKING

1. Catower
3. NiulllPrehophert
2. Ya-Goo-Chie
4. -Nessi
5. Maloney
6. Crimefighter\
7. Lewwdsyuri`````````````````

looks like

>start boxvillie mission
>pub stomp with it
Boxvillie is great.

Fuck off and kill yourself

>people don't talk about qt for weeks and he goes away
hmmm really makes me think

Shouldve stfu then
I'm here now and even have the thread open. Probably gonna post even more

Thank you.

almost as if there wasnt any new content or reason to play

but bby you are my reason to play

Pathetic

What the fcr like?

I honestly find it hard to believe this is the real Stan. How would you even see so quickly that someone mentioned you? Either way kys

>Stan mentions himself so he has an excuse to post
hmmmmmmmm

ctrl+f and literally pure coincidence

so glad you got b&

I'm just shitposting and have no idea what you mean by that or who you are.

oh annie! haha!

How do I make more than 120k an hour?

Neat u transport the duke o death.

get people to help you sell more cars at a time

Nah, I was actually hoping he had fucked off.

Again, hard to believe. I don't know what his actual trip was but I'm willing to bet it wasn't this. Either way kys

you're irrelevant. the new person to bully is jrv. he's even got a physical deformity which is way worse than mental illness. if you want to be cool, this is probably one of the only chances you'll get

My trip has qt in it you bellend

oh pixel! haha!

firstly
>PC
secondly like I give a single FUCK about this cancerous communities current meme
I dont give a sshit what the clique is doing at CURRENT YEAR thats popular

fuck PC

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So it does

Driving past all of you lovely people on a beautiful Friday evening.

>responding to tripfags
ISHYGDDT

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9km,o iumnnan of antw2 dweelks
uypi scea witty hT FIU8CKER

>haulage
>not getting rekt in a matter of seconds by jet shitters and insurgent drivers

Tell me how

/gtag/ servers are a completely different animal than the rest of the community, console peasant