Advice from rich fags, old fags, rich old fags etc

Advice from rich fags, old fags, rich old fags etc
on:

>women
>finance
>life
>hobbies
>business
>health
>education
>friends

>be born rich and good looking
>use social media to show how you are a rich prettyboy
>get even richer through your quickly rising social media
>enjoy unlimited money

who needs advice when you can get rich off XDN right now

>29
> free BBA, MBA (GI Bill)
>Air Force Vet
>Traveled the world
>Currently a financial analyst in Austin Tx
>net worth 265K

Not really rich but, in the top 10% for my age from starting at $0 in a small town in Wisconsin.

> women

be careful, huge liability if you pick the wrong one. Many smart great men get taken down by women. However, many men can be lifted higher by a great woman.

>finance

Start young, always be looking for opportunity to make more. Money should be looked at as a tool for freedom not to buy dumb shit. Learn as much as you can about business and take some risks.

> life

that's everyone's own journey to figure out

>hobbies

Ones that make you smarter, builds networks, or makes you more money

>health

High fat low carb. no sugar.

> education

try to get it for free. I took the military route and it was so worth it. I got an internship at a hedge fund because I had a leg up on all the college kids that had no experience. Don't enlist in combat shit tho, I was a meteorologist, which looks good on a resume.

> friends

find people that add value to your life and cut out the people that take value. Hangout with people that are better than you. Your ego will be hurt, but it makes you better.

thanks man. Looking for ways to make money but always see roadblocks. Going into the military in a few years but for infantry because life experience.

Still tryin to find something that I can make a profit in. Fuck it's hard

Dude, I was infantry. Don't do it.

Pick an MOS that will transition into the private sector.

T. Security Guard

Usmc vet fag here, we used to say that there is nothing scarier than a peace time marine corps. I can't imagine a greater hell than being an 03 with zero real deployments available.

If you go milfagging, go 4yrs active or 6 reserve and get a cool mos in the fucking contract. No open MOS and no "wish list" bullshit.

>>women
Never show weakness.
>>finance
Only debt allowed is when founding a business. Don't adapt your expenses to a risen income.
>>life
Work hard. You have taken yourself too seriously.
>>hobbies
Try to find something you enjoy, if you do you're lucky enough.
>>business
Bring the value, don't be credulous, think for the long run.
>>health
Get your sleep, eat right, don't overthink.
>>education
Definitely do some research about the day-to-day reality of jobs your major can prepare you for. I've seen many people becoming abruptly depressed after university.
>>friends
If only I knew. Perhaps take care that you make the impression of the person you are. It's not trivial because for that you'd need to know yourself. But if people see in you something very different than what you see you're gonna have a bad time.

Not rich or old really. Omw tho.

30.

Quit with the stocks and shitcoins.

Study personal finance and investing.

Invest in real tangible assets like business, oil, metals, real estate etc...


Buy and make assets and limit liabilities.

Read rich dad poor dad.

It's just that simple

Is this how shitcoiners cope?

can you elaborate on the finance part?

how would learning about businesses benefit me in any way other than starting one? and what risks are we talking about here? stocks, investing?

That amount is actually impossible to achieve with your creditentials unless you inherited some portion of it. The numbers don't add up.

Why do you have to lie on an anime board? Does it make you feel better that you wasted time in the military, sucking off hard working tax payers' money?

Military scum makes me sick. You sit around half the day and steal my money to do it. You don't even fight in the chair force. Then you people have the nerve to come back to cilvian life and demand discounts and special privileges? For sitting in a chair and doing nothing? You fucking scum. You deserve all the bad things that happen to you for abusing the system.

Holy fuck, can people really be this stupid?

Rich Dad, Poor Dad is a scam/meme book. The author is literally a fraudster.

The whole premise of the book is that his dad, a well educated professor pulling in 100k in the 80s was stupid because he wasn't like "rich dad" who put his money in a fucking laundry mat and pizza shop. Holy fuck.

Please stop shilling this guy.

And what are you talking about? Investing in stocks IS investing in businesses. Real estate only keeps up with inflation and you lose money on it if you discount the future value back to present. Even with NPV analysis on commercial property you can expect a dismal 5% long term. I'd rather buy Verizon for a 5% yield and get some long term capital gains tax rate.

Please people, read a text book on investing and go to some accounting classes. The more liers on here, the more I am scared. There's so much bad and straight up incorrect financial advice on this board. Please don't take anything here seriously without researching it in depth first and developing your own opinions.

holy shit shut the fuck up you memer. You are the one scamming people telling them to play the long safe way to getting rich. Follow his advice people if you want to retire at 60, too weak to travel the world and needing smart Viagra to get your wrinkly cock up. Rich dad Poor dad opened my eyes that personal finance is a lie. Fucking investing in mutual funds is fucking slow as shit. I want to be rich as soon as possible and travel the world fucking 3 instagram models at a time.

>Women
Easier to get than water, but impossible for a real relationship. Marriage is out of the question because you'll never know for sure. Makes you feel insecure because you don't know whether or not you're actually attractive, but if they didn't talk to you before, they don't like you now. Gold diggers come in all shapes and sizes. Just because she looks normal and low maintenance doesn't mean she won't take an opportunity.

>Finance
This is controversial and people might not agree, but once you get the ball rolling it's not that difficult. With anything in life, really. Those initial dollars when you have nothing are crazy difficult, but after you get it rolling it's nothing. First million is the hardest thing ever, second isn't that bad. Third is insignificant. As an example.

>Life
We are all in the same game just different levels. Dealing with the same hell just different devils.

>Hobbies
Depends on the person you are. If you like weird things like paramotoring then you'll have those doors open to you.

>Business
Do the right thing. Have integrity and respect. Do the best you can. We don't need more trash shoveled. We need people that care and want do actually do things. Find good people that are honest. Bad people will corrupt everything. Just because they're skilled but a cunt doesn't mean they're to be tolerated.

>Health
If you care about health, you wouldn't go down this path. Physical isn't that bad, but mental is most important. Take it seriously. It will destroy you from the inside out.

>Education
Doesn't matter. Use it for knowledge. Everything is second. You don't need a degree if that's what you mean. I know rich people that barely finished high school and others that spent a majority of life learning. Don't use that as an excuse, however.

>Friends
You're fucked. Enjoy your aneurysm from all the shit you deal with. It's not as bad after a few years, but it sucks forever.

Friends
There's this advice that you hide your wealth and once they're good friends you can tell them, but they will change. Don't be surprised how easy they change. It'll leave a lot of disappointment in your life.

For me, initially I was very low key about it. It wasn't worth the hassle. It was saddening to see how the people I thought were brothers switched up at a drop of a hat.

I've found that what works best is being open, within limits. The first idea is a fool's errand. This one works better. Just tell everyone you know. Yep, rich as fuck. See how they change, which they will and you'll save yourself the hassle.

It's extremely easy to spot fake friends, regardless of what they might think. Some might get through, but it'll always come out eventually. They have different mannerisms.

You'll deal with a lot of insecurities from your friends. Either they'll be fake nice to you and such or they'll be fake mean, I guess, to you. Like acting as if it's not a big deal or that you're on the same level. Normal people stand out like a beacon because they act normal. You can't fake it. It's always the small things too.

Like, I had this one guy that was doing poorly in life. He'd Google things beforehand and then ask me a question about it just to one up me and talk down to me like wow you're a millionaire but you don't know how far the earth is from Pluto on December 15, 1958?!?!? It gets to you, believe me.

Normal people are just different... You have to experience it to get what I'm talking about. Just general stupid shit.

>women
they need good looks and a good personality, live with em before marriage.
>finance
What the AF vet said
>life
What the AF vet said
>hobbies
What the AF vet said
>business
What the AF vet said
>health
Fruits and Vegetables should be in most meals, healthy carbs are fine. Not too much meat, not too much fat. At least 30 min of cardio per week. Weights are your call, get big if you want.
>education
Only do it if you 100% sure about what you wanna do, can make good money doing it, and the degree is not a ripoff
>friends
Be a positive person, give, listen, be kind. However require respect, never tolerate disrespect. Surround yourself with positive people of all ages. Cut out negative people, critics, and liars, they will only hurt you. A person that will fuck over other people will fuck you over too.

>30 mins of cardio
>a fucking week
Hahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahh amerifats baka

48years old
Don't ever turn down a chance to make money if the alternative is sitting on your ass watching tv.

Time is leverage- make a small surplus and put it away over time and you'll end up with a pile of money. Be a retard and spend more than you earn over time and over time you'll be in a hole it'll take decades to get out of. I know too many people that spent money on stupid shit and committed financial suicide.

At least.

And yes people here are very fat.

>>be born rich
could have just stopped here though........

at least 60 minutes a day negros we must remove the fat and laziness from future generations

> be me
> hate school work half days in highschool as a mechanic
> graduate high school and take an 8 month course to learn auto body and upholstery
> start working at a shop
> start an upholstery business in my parents basement. stop with 20k in my bank and decide I want to see the world and get an education
> enlist in AF
> get training and bust ass to get free BBA while enlisted on tuition assistance
> CLEP 21 hrs
> Get stationed in Europe and travel
> save my money like a greedy jew and invest it in the market (2010)
>all expenses are paid by the military anyway so I hoard cash
> ride up the greatest bull market in history
> get of AF with 80k in my brokerage and savings (2013)
> buy a condo with it, fix it up using my skills from working on cars
> increase value 60K = 140K net worth
> austin home values are increasing at 10-15% per year
> Start MBA get paid BAH, airbnb one room, uber drive, work internship, and start a record player business, national guard... all over 3 years
> save 77% of my income
> land full time job as a financial analyst.
> finally making 100k a year.


Here is a map for any young fags that want to make it.