Eve Online General /eog/

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No

>Can I make enough ISK as an Alpha to PLEX?
If you have to ask, you can't do it. But yes.

>Now what?
Do the Tutorial then the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
No, really. Find a corp.
You don't want to be that guy.

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Future:
>2017/01/09 is the last day to receive the 12th YC119 gift!

Present:
>Winter War

Past:
>Nov 25: Eve Down Under
>Nov 15: Alpha clones, Engineering Complexes, reworked boosters
>Sep 27: Coronation of Catiz I
>Sep 13: Mining barge overhaul, some new frigate models, capital module balance pass
>Sep 12: CSM 11 first summit
>Aug 13: [SoundCloud] WH CSM Townhall 13AUG2016 by OrangeEagle
>Aug 09: Citadel contracts, dmg/rep visuals, clouds performance boost, cargo notifications
>Jul 26: AT prizes announced (blood raider variations)
>Jul 23: Goons move to Delve, SMA closes
>Jul 19: Broski joins then kills QFC
>Jul 18: Billboards submissions open
>Jul 07: AT rule changes: 10 players, no cap-xfer, no CDs, blood raider ships encouraged
>Jun 29: "Shadow of the Serpent" event began, serp capitals introduced
>Jun 28: Citadel trading, overlay vectors, new implants, drugs legal, NSA nerfs, triage/seige/bastion now ECM immune, mass fitting
>Jun 23: RIP SP dailies
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
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maybe you should join a pirate corp like Moot's Last Jihad

I want a skill injector or ten

>gas clouds are completely invisible on min settings
wew lad

why don't you just go ahead and but them, user? :^)

Fuck you ccp

enjoy your 2mil data site

what's the problem here, you've succeeded

The idea is presumably that he hacked it despite all the fucking resto nodes and other gay garbage.
I've done it that way a few times, it's really rare but feels great.

Ok so I can place buy or sell orders and modify them remotely with trade skills but is it possible to check the market orders based on stations that have my orders without moving to their systems?

>get triggered by Goons memeing me
>decide to take out my rage on miners

Welp, Moot's Last Jihad just got some green.

Are there any good ships that use medium hybrids?

>2 days left on Gallente Frigates V
>don't want to fly frigates anymore

yes, most of them

Yes. Your mum.

I know. It had 1.5 mil in it. Explo is hit and miss as fuck.

"hit and miss" doesn't exist. Stop saying that or I'll put a trillion isk bounty on you I fucking swear.

"Test it on sisi" - they said, "nothing can go wrong" - they said.

No, don't respond. I know precisely what's going on, this is satire

You can modify them without being in the solar system by using the appropriate skills, but you cannot modify orders that are not in your region.

Brutix brutix navy exequror navy vexor for general purposes manly Gallente pride kind of things.
thorax for solo dual rep memes or rail kiting (which is also a meme let's be honest here)
moa ferox if you're gay and also a blobber nullbaby. Or pulsar stuff.

Some people put blasters on their stratioses for gank purposes.
There also the medium blaster rokh fit, would not recommend.

>being a sissy

plate rep is better than dual rep
brutix navy and exequror navy are for fags
moa and ferox are good ships kys
stratios and rokh are trash don't fly

This person is retarded and/or sucks dicks

>brutix navy and exequror navy are for fags
He did say "gallente pride".

no, you're retarded and suck loads of dicks

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O shit I thought the Brutix was a BS. I've wanted to fly one ever since I've seen it.

Gayllente might be gay but they know how to design manly ships goddamn.

>gallente
>gay
You fell for the meme goyim
Gallente are by far the manliest. Hull tank your brutix with neutron blasters for maximum effect.

Bummer so I can't even modify order that's 1 jump away if that station is in different region?

>Gallente
>know how to design ships

Correct.
Here's a video containing an explanation of how it works and what this means:
youtube.com/watch?v=W69TNTzWu5Q

>the most "accepting" and "diverse" race
>not gay

Nice try Schlomo

It's not Amarr but some of the ships aren't half bad.

>force myself to soloroam to try to pvp
>all these sigs i can't scan
fuck this shit

>he still plays eve online

>We're totally best most inclusive guise :DDDDDD
>don't mind the Caldari genocide, the bombings was totally accidents
>Minmatar? Slavery is bad guise :DDDDD
>no, it has nothing to do with us working to break the Amarr economy and gain free disposable allies against them

You are literally a victim of Gallente propaganda.

>no, it has nothing to do with us working to break the Amarr economy and gain free disposable allies against them
t. retard

gallente actually have very few bad ships (all assault frigates are bad, they don't count).

The most notable one is the eris, which is the worst interdictor. Everything else is good in at least one niche.

Unlike, say, amarr with
>apocalypse
>abaddon
>maller
>lasers

Enyo, Ishkur are pretty dank, but yeah >assfrigs

>abaddon
Not that bad desu

Gallente the gay
40% manly 60% retarded turds

Amarr the everything looks the same
90% classy 10% mushrooms 0% cap

Caldari the nazis
35% sexy 15% it will grow on you 50% redesign when

Minmatar the flying trashcans
20% intimidating 20% solar sails 10% sexy 20% it will grow on you 30% why would you do this to a ship 99% skins a shit

>Caldari the nazis
>35% sexy 15% it will grow on you 50% redesign when
Haven't almost all Caldari hulls been redesigned by now? If anything they need to start fixing the old shitty Minmatar hulls like Burst and Mammoth

Minmatar should be
33% Thrasher, 33% T2 hull memes, 33% Caps

I've seen it used once and that was a meme small laser wolf rayet bait roller.

We're considering keeping a smartbombing abaddon around for drone removal in an armor fleet, but that's it and we might not go with it.

maybe half or so

The most heavily used ships in the game are thrasher, sabre, svipul which are all basically the same Minmatar hull.

>all basically the same Minmatar hull

are you retarded

Caldari have the highest odds of ending up sexy.
Which means you can never have enough caldari redesigns.

Although from a more compromising standpoint minnie ships are indeed in the direst need for a redesign.

I had the most trouble with minmatar.
High % thrasher does sound appropriate, even if it's just about looks.

>minmatar
>skins a shit
I wish this wasn't true but sadly it is. I still want an angel skin for my hulk

...

no u
It's
Thrasher
T2 thrasher
T3 thrasher

>reverse engineered sleeper tech
>thrasher hull
K

Here are the ones that have NOT been redesigned:
- Caps, battleships, battlecruisers
- Osprey
- Cormorant
- Heron
- Merlin
- Kestrel
- Badger
- Shuttle

Only the Cormorant and maybe Osprey are inherently ugly out of those, the rest would be fine with just a little bit higher-res textures and some bumpmapping.

It's still a thrasher hull with sleeper tech slapped onto it, stop nitpicking.

>loki is just a sleeper stabber xdddd

don't you dare touch cormorant. And I say leave Osprey as it is just to remind everyone how ugly Caldari were.

All asymmetrical Caldari ships should be redesigned.

your face should be redesigned

What do you have against all of the sexy?

>want to go exploring
>being jammed by CCP with their Node Lag Projector II
>default to mining instead
RIP undone adventures

> t. plebeians

Pizza still ded?

Pizza is literally nothing but posting /pol/ links on #lunchsquid and whining about how shitty Eve is

the alliance itself was also turned into a renting system which died a long time ago so there's nothing but ratting lossmails on the killboard

the Finnish core carrying the insufferable britbong shitlers moved to Japan too so there's no chance of ever reviving it

Gallente first
>imicus/helios

>moots last jihad
>snuggly
HAHAHA

armor sin

Daily reminder its not against the rules nor is it exploitative to corp hop to avoid wardecs or shut down your corp and all your members jump to another

>On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the pubbies took the injectors they had prepared and went to the tomb.
>They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of Steelrattty.
>While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. In their fright the pubbies bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them
>Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here; he has risen!
>Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Querious
>"The Son of Fozzie must be delivered over to the hands of sinners, be crucified and on the seventh day of january be raised again".
>Then they remembered his words: "1488 gas rote kapelle now"

>faggy /pol/ memespouters are back

>Brutor

...

I want to fly a rokh for corp fleet WH POS defense and ratting.

I don't know what to do.

I can't think of a single corp that does WH ratting in a rokh

I can't think of a single player that does anything except smartbombing in a Rokh

That's fair.

Is the rokh only good for sniping POSs?

still better than the average /dog/ poster

What?! Is Rokh mining no longer viable?!

Not since they added barges and Orcas and Rorquals, grandpa.

>sniping POS's

It used to see wide use as an extreme range sniper ship but when Tengu's came out they became the best thing to use purely because they were incredibly difficult to scan down at those ranges.

Eagles then became the next best thing, they were less expensive than Tengu's with as much range for half the cost

I've never seen anyone use T1 battleships outside of PL's 1400mm artillery abaddons, Tests Maelstrom doctrine, and Goons failed Battleship doctrines

T1 battleships as a whole are very underwhelming for the price

I used to fly a Blaster Rokh but now that I've joined a WH corp I've moved down to cruiser/BC hulls.

>T1 battleships as a whole are very underwhelming for the price

Based goons are crashing the mineral market though so T1 hulls should be getting much cheaper.

JOIN [SPOILER]TENGOO[/SPOILER]

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>tfw shitposting from a phone

I already know, that was trickery trick

Is a T1 Drake still viable in WH?

No

>not having ctrl on your phone

C1 and C2, yes. Although you will do ass DPS unless you fit HAMs in which case you have ass range (and still do ass DPS).

>Drake in 2017

I used a hurricane with ac for C2 sites and I was doing it faster than a drake. drake is "safer" but so shit

>T1 battleships as a whole are very underwhelming for the price
Except that's wrong if you know anything about the game.
T2 battleshits have expensive hulls and insure well, which makes them one of the most cost efficient ships to replace in the game.

t. guy who baits with platinum insured battleships a lot.

Though I use a passive myrmadon in c2's myself, works quite well. I do need to change the sentries to amarr ones since gallente don't have enough range.

yeah, myrm is nice too. I used dual myrm for max /comfy/

>Amarr

>rorqual tank

Totally balanced.

Guys I need help I'm getting addicted to cancerous RLML ships.
It started out pretty innocuous with home defense caracals for our wolf rayet wormhole, but it's been steadily escalating.

I got an orthrus next and I've been bringing it to ganks. I figured it wouldn't be too bad and "if I take it out just this once" it would be ok. But it keeps happening and the temptations grow steadily.
Now my orthrus is up to 9 killmarks there are no signs of it slowing down. Someone even brought point range links recently, it was a new kind of rush.

To make things worse, I recently skilled into a cerberus and bought 4 of them, but it shits on people way too hard and oh god what was CCP thinking when they made this thing holy shit.

pls halp, need to stop being a cancerous caldari fag.

fit hams

Just extract SP and make a Hecate alt.

I can't use hams

Fuck off Eddie