yeah instead of fixing the game he's on holiday cheeky cunt
Carter Gomez
He needs to lay off on the skin lotion though, it makes him look plastic
Matthew Carter
he needs to FIX THE FUCKING GAME REEEEEE
John Collins
haha
Nathan Perez
pipe it up
Ryan Robinson
how 2 full botato mode??
Landon Long
>how 2 full botato mode??
>call ambulance >gas yourself with carbon monoxide >they manage to save you but with massive brain damage >you are now in full potato mode
:-----D
Brandon Roberts
splat :----D
Christian Jackson
>60 FPS
eww
Ryder Peterson
>100-200 people in hex >game had been running for four hours without a restart but yeah it was kinda shitty
Xavier Sanchez
>i am almost never below 150 kph >stats.dasanfall.com/ps2/player/D3STRUCTION either you're lying about that being your character, or you're lying about never being below 150 kph, or most likely both. kys
Gavin Murphy
hello? anyone here???
Christopher Baker
*licks*
Justin Jackson
h-hi!
Caleb Price
oh fug thenks :DD
*gases*
Isaiah Jackson
t. aldon hitter :^=)
Lucas Thomas
>connection quality: IRON WALL
Ryder Sanders
render distance only effects map geometry
and geometry isn't a lot of triangles to draw - if it has an effect on performance it's gonna be like 2fps
"russians are decent players, and totally not exploiting shitcunts" t. radarx
Jaxson Martinez
>Bewatermyfr1end - hitbox enlarger >Keirus - lagswitcher >IIIPAM37reg - laggiest russian on a server
Ryan Roberts
nice aimbot
Levi Murphy
aim better
Alexander Wilson
thanks :3
Daniel Collins
godsaw alternate fire mode
>autoshotgun (q: how do you make a machine gun into a shotgun? a: nanites) >8 pellets per shot (uses 8 boolets per shot), tight spread >200 rpm, 100 damage per pellet but loses damage over range very quickly, much more than regular shotguns >change ammo count to 64
y/n
Josiah Nguyen
dont ever work in game design
Hudson Watson
k ;_;
Juan Evans
t. werl, sooper jelly i'm better than him
Juan Walker
Is there a guide or something floating around regarding tweaking an .ini or config file to squeeze out more fps?
Mason Martin
I just wanna play with a small community instead of a bunch of unknown pubbies all the time, is that too much to ask?
But you can just reduce screen resolution and turn off shadows
That will handle like 80% of any possible fps increase you can get.
Charles Sanders
>posts link to reddit >calls people who go to reddit tards
John Thompson
Just change velocity to sniper tier
Levi Cox
>redditard >not ledditor Ill say it again. I said it in the last thread and ill say it again. Lurk m0ar faggot
Caleb Cook
Half of that is accurate and exactly what you should do
Easton Rodriguez
iridar is a fucking retard though, i'm not giving that cunt page views
Alexander Parker
>how 2 increese kd LA + drifters = warping through walls and instadink
Ryan Green
Dont click heads ever. Click necks. Because of the head shot recoil animation, youll sometimes miss a bullet because the hitbox moves back a little while playing the animation.
t. bad getting better
Carson Rivera
YOU ARE BAD, KYS t. 10 ivi kdr
Hudson Garcia
OH YEA
WELL IM ONE MILLION TRILLION IVI KDR IVE KILLED EVERYONE AND NEVER DIED AND MY HEASHOTS
Ian Sanders
no i literally actually have 10 ivi kdr
Justin Lee
boring
Thomas Barnes
no u
Anthony Bailey
I'm 100$ percent convinced they swapped out the servers for something cheaper.
I NEVER get more than 50ms yet all of today I was at 150+ with spikes to 500ms.
Justin Green
I think so as well.
Carter Bennett
Can we convince nendoroid to make a werl or planetmans nendoroid???
Nicholas Walker
oops forgot animu reaction pic
Juan Myers
were i gan find clab.exe? :DDDD
Connor Robinson
hack their computers, figure out their social networks, find out who distributes it and hack them and their accounts.
It's probably literally on a google drive that's openly accessible to anyone with the http link.
Jackson Richardson
>dying ta niggas that aint even render yet
FIX YO SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET NIGGAAAAAAAAAA
Connor Torres
what even is clab.exe
t. newshitter who needs to aim better
Aaron Johnson
ESP, so you can see people through geometry
Toggler, so your aim jumps from target to target without any actual need to aim better (you can see this in action here: watch for the aim to jump perfectly between people with no intervening frames) it can be specified to the chest or the head.
Some packet fuckery so your position isn't up-to-date which allows you to go around corners and shoot people, or run past or peek doorways, without being seen. Recursion have an even better version that either automatically fucks your position data, or does it on a toggle like an aimbot
No-recoil or reduced-recoil for your weapons and bigger hitboxes for your targets, which further assists aim when toggling isn't enough for you
The people using this stuff actually think they're good at the game and try to brag about it.
Daniel Roberts
>what even is clab.exe CLAB.exe is not a program, it's an idea
James Perry
>It's probably literally on a google drive that's openly accessible to anyone with the http link. you wish
Ethan Roberts
Don't forget wire-guided bullets, the latest idea taken from russians
Aaron Sullivan
Where can I get an aimbot? I'm tired of getting fucked on by TR and NC aimbotters and want to dish it back out.
Benjamin Barnes
Get into the social cliques where aimbotters are rampant. The easiest way to do this is to be, or pretend to be, a girl. Then try to join DA/Recursion/RO/CLAB/TIW/BAX/AC/CLOP/etc/etc/
Play for awhile, be flirty, socially engineer and manipulate so that eventually someone offers to give you the software to help you out. You'll probably have to erp or something, but it'll work out.
If you aren't a girl or refuse to pretend to be one, you'll have to be or pretend to be a guy and be really funny. Really funny guys get away with all kinds of shit and people will offer you stuff to get on your good side.
If you're a regular shitter who doesn't want to put in the time and effort to socially engineer yourself access to the cheating tools, the next bet is making them yourself. For what it's worth, lots of people have done just this and there are multiple different kinds of cheat programs for the game.
FYI about 8-10% of the population are cheaters. Not all of them are 5kdr lag wizards either. A lot of people only even manage 1-2 kdr using hacks, which just kind of astounds me.
Jack Allen
That's a lot easier than I thought it would be actually.
How does one even go about making their own? Seems difficult.
Connor Jackson
You need to understand computers inside-out. How programs hook into the operating system, each other, the kernel, communication between different layers, network communication and the different layers of that, how to program, why the hardware is the way it is, how the hardware works, what different kinds of memory there are and why they're used and what they're used for, and a lot more.
Here's a good way to practice: Figure out everything that has to happen between pressing a letter key on your keyboard and the letter you pressed showing up to someone else on Veeky Forums.
If you can recite that without looking at notes, you have a better understanding of computers than most actual tech professionals. The best way to reach that point is to just start messing around with shit and having fun.
Ryan Foster
>that snap at 20 seconds top lel
Nathaniel White
snap?
Lucas Gonzalez
snap
Blake Powell
>The easiest way to do this is to be, or pretend to be, a girl
Why would anyone do that? This misogynist community does nothing but bully female players.
Thomas Rodriguez
im grilling ribs ;DD
Hudson Cruz
notepad
Dylan Howard
gib some xD
Adam Collins
i'm shotting nigs :-)
Caleb Fisher
wow no
notepad++ at the very least
or visual studio code, maybe something hipster like atom but idk how those linux hipsters deal
don't use vim or emacs unless you're an autist stuck 3 decades in the past
Chase Robinson
*gibs u* ;DD
Jose King
pls don't suck each others's dicks in the thread again
at least go to /d/
Owen Martinez
Haha thanks XD
Lucas Phillips
*Ptchoo*
you are dead! :------D
Andrew Clark
*press key* *memes happen* *ppl c my memes*
i am a pro ;DD
Charles Gomez
fuck you, vim is amazing
Ryder Cruz
*succs u*
hahah jokes on u i just sucked u what ya gonna do aobut it faggot? cum in my face or something hahah u queer
Nathaniel Roberts
I'm not going to deny that they can be awesome, but they're also overcomplicated unintuitive bullshit because they're designed by spergs instead of retards.
Angel Hughes
M'lady, you surprise me *Blushes profusely* These legs, how delectably delightful *Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath* M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most.. *Breathes in, bashfully* Devilish Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes *Slobber gently over toes* The beast awakens, m'lady Ohh, my my yes indeed. I shan't hold back, m'lady *Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks* A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name *Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink* My lady, my lust betrays me oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH
Leo Perry
the fug am i looking at *confused animay girl reaction image dot jaypeg*
Ryan Ward
this is from /tv/ i bet
Austin Mitchell
a guy using multiple windows in vim to jump between different blocks of code
Because when I'm programming, what I really want to do is cover half of it with another window
Daniel Gonzalez
Anthony where are you? ;_;
Brayden Perry
I'm here, but I don't think I'm the Anthony you want.
Andrew Morgan
;_;
Samuel Murphy
>tfw you are eating little ice cream sandwiches and can't stop because they are so tasty and then you read the nutrition label and they're 250 calories each but you already ate 10
Chase Edwards
That's like your daily calorie intake
Grayson Powell
>ice cream sandwiches > -23 Celsius outside
???
Josiah Foster
well luckily you should eat about 2000 kilocalories per day, you you can eat about 8000 desu
Nathan Allen
I'm canadian
Jonathan Diaz
Oh so that's probably nothing for you. I got out of my apartment to take out the trash and my eyeballs started to freeze
Angel Richardson
Why can't we choose to enable partial effects or motion blur? It's been over 2 years now since we could.
Caleb Rivera
Because no one knows how to work with this engine anymore and they need to cut more and more settings to maintain the same performance.