/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

I'm unbanned?

No, I am

Spartacus?

>Shadow was found dead later that night
>Police say it was suicide by gunshot to the back of the head

Uh oh, someone's getting their notes editted!

What is the point of the cash registers?

Relic from Bay, probably.
They technically work, but no one ever used them because it was too much hassle. And now that we can just print cash from our PDAs and directly exchange that, they're REALLY useless.

>Relic from Bay
how new are you?

Started playing in 2014.

Then I guess you're mentally ill

Why is that?

Because they're not even close to being from Bay and were introduced a while back

When were they introduced?

ETFPiece of Shit scanners are the bay relic, cash registers were created to replace them.

proof of concept: sec dogs

how horrifiying

>Research botanist
>Want to find some cool stuff
>Can't open exotic seed crates because I don't actually have botany access
>Miner brings artifact seeds
>It's only a shitty space drug clone drug
>Want to help mechanics
>Create plasteelium that also generates pacid
>It doesn't work, won't create platic sheets
>Hear there's a mommi uprising
>I'm already growing uranium in my trays
>Make a berry based EMP bomb
>Use it on a mommi, it ignores it and pushes my shit in

My life is a series of failures.

>Ai kills all dogs round start
Don't bring this holocaust.

I didn't want to go loud, but sec got me pretty early, so i had to fight back

imagine the new ways of ERP'ing

Hooman harem

Next time just toss floor tiles at it, as much as MoMMI players like to act high and mighty they're made out of tinsel

Guaranteed to end up spit roasted in the bar.

Floor tile damage was halved.

We only have one resident dog fucker though

So? They can't touch you as long as you're at a distance.

I'm sorry I failed you, fellow traitors. It was my first traitor round.

Fun, though.

Well, they can use chemsprayers you know. And grenades. Right after popping from a vent.

I wanted to use a plant based solution to the problem. Would potency 140 death nettle do the job ?

They shouldn't be able to use chem sprayers because they work similarly to a gun, that's retarded.
Why would you stand near a vent anyways?

>They shouldn't be able to use chem sprayers because they work similarly to a gun
They also work similarly to spray bottles.
Should MoMMIs not be allowed to use spray bottles?

Is this using the wolf code, or an abstact of such?

Seeing this just gave me an idea

>Should they be able to use this industrial sprayer used for mostly malicious purposes
>If not they can't use spray bottles!

not FAT

Yes it's pretty much raw wolf code but with it's nutrition always at 300 so it is docile until you tame it. Wolf code it actually pretty darn good and archieve to do what lazarus never did: tamed monster that won't blindless rape anyone on sight but will protect and hear your orders

>Be botanist
>Haven't played botany in a very long time and can't remember how to autism
>Settle on quietly growing food
>Giant MoMMI
>Giant MoMMI brings me a chem dispenser
>Giant MoMMI is now rouge
>Giant MoMMI spaces me
>Land at the Derelict with a sliver of life left in me and barely make it to the space suit before brute and hypothermia take me
>Collect as much O2 as I can and head to the DJ Station
>Comms are out and no ones talking over station bounced radios
>A pAI joins me and I infiltrate the station through the teleporter - bomb test range
>We sneakin about
>Shuttle launches 5 seconds before I get there
>THE MEGA MOMMI RETURNS
>Nail it with an EMP and steal its power cell

No. You helped me grow awesome wheat. For once, research researched something and helped the station. Never forgetti.

Lazarus monsters getting wolfcode when?

I had so much cool shit seed wise. But by the time I was ready to deliver you stuff, radio was kill and all I could hear was the occasional screams of people dying from mommis. I had plants with 12 yield, 100+ potency and 120+ lifespan. Plants that could grow in a vacuum without food or water and a carnivorous plant that only ate blood.

Too bad the mechanical creatures proved superior to nature.

After looking over it, I kinda want to add more ways to 'dismiss' a wolf from a target, like if it's on stay or attack, you can pet it to put it into 'stop doing thing' mode, unless there's a macro for pointing.

Glad people like the code, was fun to do

People say I don't listen to the players enough, so I am presenting a chance for you all to impact the server's future. Please vote in what you believe in.

www.strawpoll.me/12052521

Definitely

I dont know who the fuck this is

so was morena an ftm or just an unfortunate twink

good round

If the president vote can be rigged, good thing strawpoll will be safe!

>The Madman actually pulls the trigger.

ick ock

Oh yeah I was spaced waaaay before that. Right after I spliced apples and wheat on your advice I was mass drivered and spent the rest of the round dying, trying not to die, or trying to get home and stay alive.

That would have been sweet and it was a nice thought.

I actually think morena looked alright, not below average but maybe 6/10 at best.

Botany is a fucking meme. You will never make anything interesting or useful that any otheir department couldn't make in 3 clicks and 30 seconds.

you must not have a nose if you can't smelelelelelele

>get noire gene as medbay gets bombed
>too busy trying to help people instead of getting a monkey and getting a clean SE
>Fridge is out
What a terrible way to end the game, didn't even see that cryo wasn't on because blinking green on green is apparently just grey.

>implying security can make a 200 potency nova flower which is stronger than an esword faster than botany can

Maybe say commands? youtu.be/LIiAzTsqfSk?t=38s

SS13 seems to be very anti-trump, I mean a lot of the web is but it's seemingly brought up here at random.

>I had plants with 12 yield, 100+ potency and 120+ lifespan
How did you get that?

He was making a joke to get people riled up, don't make it into a conversation.

>200 potency

Nice meme.

Also Security can actually make that about as fast as botany can. If you talking about just the flower, and not a substitute for it.

Can someone give me a better idea of how to mutate plants in botany apart from the shitty wiki? How much mutagen is about right and at what stage of life? Someone gave me conflicting information so I don't even know anymore.

>12 clicks with the plants genetics machine and 15 minutes of waiting on potency grass

I throw drumpfkins around as a funnie
kolith and cluster are the only actual vocal hilldogs around here

I would help you but I'm going to work

Start with tower cap for 80 lifespan, mutate with low amounts of mutagen for yield while using Diethylamine for lifespan and robust harvest for potency.

>Implying being able to make Peridaxon, Rezadone, carpotoxin, zombie powder and plastic in industrial quantities is a meme

This is so much like pottery that it's hilarious

>tfw sec start giving you the baton after hitting them with your cheesie honkers renamed to Cryptographic Sequencer

The first vote was successful so I am willing to try one more. Thank you for helping us improve the server.

www.strawpoll.me/12052672

Young plants have a higher mutation chance than old ones.

>dump 5u of mutagen in
>wait until an effect occurs
>repeat until you get the desired mutation.

>can only pick one

they were a lot prettier when they were younger desu

>whom

>chasing a mommi with pizza renamed to an emag and holding it up for them to see

that's why the bunker is important

How does sec get a 50 force weapon?

multiple officers at once

Heheheehe

is there more juila

or rather who is the artist
does he drae porn

>avada being a self-righteous shit
>When the fuck is she gonna get the bannu she deserves for being a grade a speshul shit.
>mfw people won't fucking ban her

Dizor
Currently he's gonna draw fat rin.

5-10 mutagen: Decent gainz, safe
15+ mutagen: Fast gainz but you also get dangerous mutations like carnivorous, plasmafludd etc

it's dizor, and he drew the lewd voxes

yes

Show me this.

>that anatomy
I see now why they'd prefer to draw animal beasts.

>she
It's some guy who likes ERP and making lots of chloral

I don't think mutagen will ever give you the gas mutation
it's on the booru, just search for vox and click posts hidden to show it

good lord dizor you are one pathetic fuck

it's not that bad, don't be such a meanie

i'm not dizor, just reposting it. iirc morena said it would be funny so they drew it.

It's pretty bad, and his complete lack of line confidence doesn't help him look anything more than an amateur with tourretes either

it's a sketch dude calm down