/pdg/ - payday:the heist and PAYDAY 2 General

China Puff was a mistake edition

Previous FS day one stealth heist with spaceship mutator >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

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ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Play/Bloons-Tower-Defense-5.html
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First for the coolest group on steam

steamcommunity.com/groups/MasterStealther

2nd for Why the fuck is Big Oil not stealthable?

Helicopters aren't quiet :^)

get gude get hoxhude

5th for why don't you guys like sokol?

That's not even the main problem.
The map has more than 4 guards, all of which have pagers.
Guards get alerted if they see the lab door open.
They all path right beside the lab door.

Would it be THAT hard to have 4 path around it and the rest path everywhere else and have the heist make sense? Right now, you're announcing the inventor / his investors / the world that the guy that finances the masked suit men (which everyone knows he does) is behind it, revealing his corruption. Surely he won't get his friends put him into powerful political positions, as they would then reveal themselves as corrupt, too.

DARK SOULS OF HEISTING

Gaaaaaaaaaay

Why is the driving so bad, when the engine the game uses was built for racing games?

>Boat escape for Scarface Mansion
>accidentally drop a bag in the water
>nobody notices
>finish without anybody knowing that I did

He was 2015's favorite. Now it's Bodhi that everyone is after.

PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: RWYPF-0YJLJ-PWVZT
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 25CHW-L5RIK-AAXQW
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 8X9PL-6WFKD-BN9KF

>8X9PL-6WFKD-BN9KF
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I actually got one in time. Wtf I love Ashley now.

It's not Ash though

It is, just shitters stopped fake posting codes so trip not needed.

> Doing Hoxton Breakout for the daily.
> Fly through Day 1 no problem.
> Go to start Day 2.
> Game crashes to desktop.
> I was host.
RIP in Peace

>Not jacket

dedgame dedthred

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Why is
Thanatos best sniper
Krinkov best secondary
Coof Off most lucrative job
Grinder best perk deck
Dallas best character

Actual /pdg/-tan character pack, complete with black thighhighs, tight hotpants, and a fast-based perk deck when.

who's her facemodel and voice actor?

how's this build
pd2weapons.com/l/fdada39aaba1c9b5b85d68c0d258fc33

>Literally who uses the Thanatos
>Not the Desertfox
>Krinkov and not the CR 805B

Name one fucking thing wrong with the Thanatos nigger
>Armor
>Dodge
>Body Expermeme
W H Y

shit

Give me 2 reasons to use the Ballistic Vest, Heavy Ballistic Vest, Flak Vest, or Combined Tactical Vest.

Fuck off kenny with your shit taste

R8
pd2weapons.com/l/f585f61ae99804fe393f8287deb658e9

ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Play/Bloons-Tower-Defense-5.html

It's so fun though. That and Grinder perk deck makes you effectively immortal.

Unfortunately it's not viable for Mayhem+ so it's really only a for-fun build.

>bullseye basic for anything but suits
>transporter ace for anything but ICTVs or anarchists
>lock and load basic
>body expertise without surefire ace
Might as well use Bloodthirst instead of Pumping Iron
Do you really need The Professional with Body Expertise?
Para is fine, but you'd be better off using an assault rifle with China Puff as a secondary.
Build incomplete, need perk deck, weapons, deployables, and armor.
You're missing tangible defense skills. Armor or dodge.
Going all out in sentries is kind of overkill, you don't really need ammo bags or Fully Loaded Ace with sentries because they're so flipping cheap now. I would argue Eco Sentry Ace or Sentry Targetting Ace are used as point dumps.

>Para is fine, but you'd be better off using an assault rifle with China Puff as a secondary.
I don't have the DLC for the china puff
LnL basic lets me run forever and effectively gives me 50 dodge at all times

Transporter ace lets me have 2 extra points to use but I could ace Bullseye instead of carrying scavenger and forced friendship

Gist of the build is to go sanic and spray down enemies whilst being self sufficient with health and ammo pickups

>incomplete
oops
pd2weapons.com/l/cce1a7fef66a0fedb230995153c33f3e
Ammo bags were just point dumps for Fully Loaded. My idea was to use sentries for map control and a constant source of regen. When putting down as many sentries as you can, they get expensive fast. Eco Sentry and Sentry Targeting are therefore both necessary not just for ammo economy but sentries have trouble taking care of bulldozers and can very, very quickly end up destroyed if you don't check up on them regularly.

I'd say it's definitely a niche but I enjoy it none the less.

YEAH.......................................IM....................................BACK...................................

pd2weapons.com/l/96ba0c7fee5b62a0f347a87fdf95dd81

>pic

When are they gonna port the models to gmod?

next dlc to shove up my ass when

i am

Payday 2 and Left 4 Dead 2 crossover DLC
Featuring Ellis heister, The Sacrifice champaign converted into a heist, M60 LMG, and Fire/Explosive/AP bullets deployable

why nick is not a heister yet?

Because if he gets added, then Rust loses his defining characteristic of being a super swearing white guy.

>there will never be a metro crossover
>there will never be a fully automatic belt fed LMG shotgun

>not Coach or Louis heister

We need a second black guy

ghostbuster 2016 crossover thb
we need a black girl

If we do get a black girl, it better be a chocolate arabian bellydancer.

Over 9000 hours in paint.net.

To confirm, if I have Stockholm Syndrome Basic, and I rev a saw in the air, I don't need to shout at people?

Why you dont test it out by yourself

Where da codes

Jacket or nothing

First for Scarface character pack

>you in here for some marijuana? marijuana?
>man this is some bullshit
>marijuana is not a drug
>I used to suck dick for codes

I got dees cheeseburgers man

Gayday 2

>2017,
>hating on grenade launchers

I'LL SUCK YO DICK

You got any Scarface codes man.

PLEASE MAAN

you mean these?

Any scarface character codes man? PLEASE MAN!???

Welcome to Gayday 2 where you suck dicks for DLC codes

308 ARs give me a boner but im not willing to pay any money for a crossover character.

I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS MAAN

I love it

I don't want any cheeseburgers

PLEEASE MAAAN

PLEASE MAAN

PLEASE MEN

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ONE.............TWO.............

TRASHLY

>this build

Just go back to overkill difficulty already

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I would try to quote Bodhi, but he is a such forgettable character

Thanks Buddy

I wish LBV shitters would fuck off with their meme armor. Suit and ICTV are the only thing worth using.

>but muh 91 armor and no dodge
>muh 200 armor with anarchist but no dodge or health

ICTV with Anarchist > LBV > suit
OD set ups don't matter, nobody plays OD for fun

best shotgun?

AA-12

Breaker 12G with Armor Penetrating rounds, accuracy upgrades, shotgun skills and Frenzy

Wolf and Hoxton benefits masks when ?

it's not about total armor bruh. They run LWBV for the faster regen to abuse armor regen mechanics
>2s immunity on armor break, 15s cooldown
>armor regen on damage dealt, 1.5s cooldown
>armor regen (constant) every 3s with LWBV
>armor regen on headshot, 2s cooldown w/Bullseye
none of the cooldowns are synched which means the absolute value of armor is less important than having a constant armor gate.
If they're still going down, then yeah, they're shitters

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent as his main menu song

Give me 2 reasons to use the Rattlesnake, R93, Nagant, or Platypus when the semi-auto Lebensuccer, the highly concealable Desertfox, and the actual millions of damage Thanatos exist?

>safehouse raid DW
>carrying 2 retards
>go outside cause they're stealing bags
>go back to one of the retards
>get downed
>he just stands there
>bot comes near me
>starts helping me up
>another retard joins
>bot disappears
>they dont even bother helping me up for 15 seconds
cool

judge is surprisingly good as a primary

>he doesn't have every menu theme on random

they're a relic of the more fun past.

Don't worry, you wallet will sure feel it.

it's more like muh 200+ armor with anarchist and iirc a small amount of dodge along with near suit mobility

>playing goat heist for the first time on mayhem
>spend around half an hour with multiple downed, and in jail
>finally get all 15 goats
>crash after getting my xp for day one
>I was host

what I never understood was ictv anarchist over armorer

Anarchist's armour regen is way faster than Armorer's, and doesn't stop because you took damage.